The fairy tales “Turnip” and “Kolobok” are familiar to us from childhood. Now we will try to remember them, but we will do it “in an adult way.” Interesting scenes with familiar characters will decorate any holiday and amuse all guests.
Try these fairy tale remakes for drunk company by role!
A funny fairy tale “Turnip” for adult holidays
First you need to select seven people who will participate in the skit. One leader is needed.
Participants must learn their roles, but don't be discouraged - the words are very simple and easy to remember. Guests of almost any age category can participate in the skit.
The presenter must say the name of the hero, and he, in turn, must say his words. In this competition, participants can sit at a table. The exception is the turnip, which must be located on a chair and constantly do something.
During the skit, the presenter should not remain silent, but, if possible, comment on what is happening.
The scene requires musical accompaniment. It is advisable to choose Russian folk music. If you wish, you can give prizes to the best actors.
Turnip - Hey, man, put your hands away, I'm still underage!
Grandfather - Oh, my health has already become bad.
Now there's going to be booze!
Baba - Somehow my grandfather stopped satisfying me.
Granddaughter - I’m almost ready!
Hey, grandpa, grandma, I'm late, my friends are waiting for me!
Zhuchka - Are you calling me a bug again? I'm actually a bug!
This is not my job!
Cat - what is the dog doing on the playground? I’m going to feel bad now – I’m allergic!
Mouse - How about we have a drink?
Modern fairy tale “Kolobok” for a fun company
What other fairy tales have roles for drunken company? This tale should also involve about seven participants. Accordingly, you need to choose actors who will play the roles of grandmother, grandfather, hare, fox, bun, wolf, and also bear.
Grandfather and grandmother had no children. They were completely disappointed, but the bun changed their whole lives. He became their salvation and hope - they doted on him.
For example:
Grandfather and grandmother were already tired of waiting for the kolobok and constantly looked into the distance, hoping for his return, but he never came.
The moral of this fable is this: You shouldn’t hope for the love of a bun, but it’s better to have your own children.
A funny fairy tale for active guests of the celebration
We select five actors who will play the role of a chicken, a king, a bunny, a fox and a butterfly. The text should be read by the presenter:
“The fairy-tale kingdom was ruled by an optimist king. He decided to take a walk through a beautiful park and jumped up and down all the way, waving his arms.
The king was very joyful and saw beautiful butterfly. He decided to catch her, but the butterfly only mocked him - she screamed obscene words, made faces, and stuck out her tongue.
Well, then the butterfly got tired of mocking the king and flew away into the forest. The king was not really offended, but only became more amused and began to laugh.
The cheerful king did not expect that a bunny would appear in front of him and got scared, standing in the ostrich pose. The bunny did not understand why the king was standing in such an inappropriate position - and he himself was scared. The bunny stands, his paws are trembling, and he screams in an inhuman voice, asking for help.
At this time, the proud fox returned to work. A beauty worked at a poultry farm and brought home a chicken. As soon as she saw the bunny and the king, she was scared. The chicken did not waste a moment and jumped out, hitting the fox on the back of the head.
The hen turned out to be very lively and the first thing she did was peck the king. The king straightened up in surprise and took a normal position. The bunny became even more scared, and she jumped into the fox’s arms, taking her by the ears. The fox realized that she needed to move her feet and ran.
The king looked around, laughed and decided to continue on his way with the chicken. They took hold of the handles and walked towards the castle. No one knows what will happen to the chicken next, but the king will definitely treat her to delicious champagne, like all the other guests of the celebration.”
The host invites the listeners to pour glasses and drink to the king and the chicken.
A humorous fairy tale for a group of adults
First of all, you need to select heroes. Both animate and inanimate objects will take part in this tale.
You need to select characters to play the role of a kitten and a magpie. You need to choose guests who will play the role of the sun, wind, paper and porch.
Participants must depict what their hero needs to do.
“The little kitten went for a walk. It was warm and the sun was shining, showering everyone with its rays. The cute kitten lay down on the porch and began to look at the sun, constantly squinting.
Suddenly, talkative magpies sat down on the fence in front of him. They were arguing about something and had a very loud dialogue. The kitten became interested, so he began to carefully crawl towards the fence. The magpies did not pay any attention to the baby and continued to chatter.
The kitten had almost reached its target and jumped, and the birds flew away. Nothing worked out for the kid, and he began to look around, hoping to find another hobby.
A light breeze began to blow outside - and the kitten noticed a piece of paper that was rustling. The kitten decided not to waste the moment and attacked its target. After scratching and biting it a little, he realized that he was not interested in a simple piece of paper - and let it go. The piece of paper flew further, and out of nowhere a rooster suddenly appeared.
The rooster was very proud and raised his head high. The bird stopped and crowed. Then the chickens came running to the rooster and surrounded him on all sides. The kitten realized that he had finally found something to entertain himself with.
Without hesitation, he rushed to the chickens and took one of them by the tail. The bird did not allow itself to be offended and pecked painfully. The animal was very scared and began to run away. However, everything was not so simple - the neighbor’s puppy was already waiting for him.
A small dog began to jump on the kitten and wanted to bite. The kitten realized that he needed to return home and hit the dog painfully with his nails. The puppy got scared and let the kitten pass. It was then that the kitten realized that he was a winner, albeit wounded.
Returning to the porch, the kitten began to lick the wound left by the chicken, and then fell asleep stretched out. The kitten had strange dreams - and he kept twitching his paws in his sleep. This is how the kitten met the street for the first time.”
The scene ends with thunderous applause from the guests. If you wish, you can reward the most artistic actor with a prize.
An interesting scene for birthdays and other adult holidays
I knew that Kudryavtsev had not forgotten my shot and did not trust me. Even though we spent the night in secret, he is wary of me. He could not trust an intelligent youth who knew nothing about the war.
Until I met Kudryavtsev, I did not know that I was such a bad soldier. After all, I couldn’t even wrap my footcloths properly and sometimes, when given the command “left,” I turned around. reverse side. Besides, I was not at all friendly with a shovel.
Kudryavtsev did not understand me when, while reading any news, I commented on it and made spatial comments. At that time, I was not yet a member of the party - and for some reason Kudryavtsev was already expecting some kind of trick from me.
Very often I caught his gaze on me. What did I see in his gaze? It’s probably because I’m untrained and inexperienced, but he forgives me for now, but one more mistake and he’ll kill me! I wanted to become a better person and promised myself that I would definitely be a disciplined soldier and learn everything that was necessary. I had the opportunity to show all my abilities in practice.
We were sent to guard the bridge, which was often shelled. A lot of reinforcements, as well as literature, were constantly sent to the place of work...
My job was to check the passes of people who crossed the bridge. The Whites often opened fire on the post where I was. The shells hit the water and splashed me. The shells fell close to me, and the bridge ceiling was already destroyed. Any minute could have been my last, but I gave myself a condition that I still wouldn’t leave the bridge.
How did I feel? I did not feel a sense of fear - I was already ready for death. I saw beautiful landscapes in the distance, but they did not make me happy. I felt that I would never leave this post. However, one thought forced me to stand further - Kudryavtsev sees me and approves of my actions.
It seemed to me that I had been standing at this post for several hours, but in fact it was only a few minutes - as long as it took Kudryavtsev to run to me. I didn’t understand what Kudryavtsev needed from me. Then he pulled my belt forcefully, and I came to my senses.
- Get out of here quickly! - said the man.
As soon as we left the bridge, a strong shell hit him.
- Do you see what's happening? Why were you standing there? You could have killed me too!
I sighed, but Kudryavtsev did not finish.
- However, you are still doing well, because you showed that you know the charter and were inviolable. You deserve praise. But even if this is a thing of the past, I would like you to use your brain. The bridge was destroyed a long time ago, why were you standing there? What was the point of this? Was everyone ready to check passes? If you had been smarter and had not gone to office yourself, I would not have punished you!
After this incident, Kudryavtsev’s attitude towards me changed. He talked about himself and sometimes asked about me. Despite the fact that he was not a member of the party, he considered himself a Bolshevik. This man helped me believe in myself, so his approval was very important to me.
I still remember one incident. We talked about what we would do after we defeated the whites. I said that I dreamed of becoming a writer who would depict the peaceful brotherhood of all peoples. Kudryavtsev listened to me and looked at the fire.
“You have an excellent goal,” he said. “You have a long way to go, Lebedinsky!”
Funny tales based on roles for drunken company
5 (100%) 12 votesSchool life is full of events - funny and sad, simple and complex, serious and not so serious - but always exciting. It is not for nothing that books and films “about school” are loved by all generations of former and current students. If you approach school situations with lightness and humor, you can have fun, and some problems, if you look at them from this angle, will be solved by themselves. To do this you just need to play! Scenes from school life You don’t even need to remember - these scenes are already collected in our collection. And not simple ones, you will find here the newest skit original from the author of “Kolobok on new way", an opera skit that will amuse any group, as well as fairy tale skits. Collaborative creativity brings people closer. Share your scripts with us.
Humorous fairy tales for children for school and camp
A comic New Year's skit - the opera "ABOUT THE HARE" - funny as hell, for an adult group and senior classes at school
Everyone sings in the skit as best they can, the funnier the better. The main thing is to rehearse 2-3 times and you will be the highlight of the evening :-) You should first listen to the cartoon “The Bunny Went Out for a Walk.”
The photo below shows our 8th grade, mid-80s... We once staged this musical scene about the hare. While we were rehearsing, we laughed so hard, we could barely contain ourselves from laughing during the performance. 🙂 We came up with folders for the surroundings; words are learned very easily.
Chorus:
Oh, meadow ant grass,
Oh, you dear hare side!
We are sure that it will be late or early
The bunny will go out for a walk in the clearing.
One two three four five…
One two three four five…
One two three four five…
One two three four five…
One-two-three-four, one-two-three-four,
One-two-three-four-five-a-at...
…Came out!!
Hare: (tenor)
I went out into the forest for a walk,
I'm scared, I'm scared,
My soul is full of foreboding...
My soul... My soul-ah...
...Full of foreboding. The soul is full...
Chorus: His premonitions did not deceive him!
Hunter: (bass)
So where are you? I need you.
You deigned to eat my carrots!
Chorus:
What a shame, what a shame!
Our hare is a thief, our hare is a thief!
What a shame, what a shame!
Our hare is a thief, our hare is a thief!
Hare:
Not true!
Chorus:
Is it true!
Hare:
Not true!
Chorus:
Is it true!
Hare:
...I didn't eat carrots!
Hunter:
To the barrier!
Hare:
To the barrier!
Chorus:
Now someone's blood will be shed,
Now it will spill...
It will spill...
One male voice from the choir:
It's pouring...
Hare:
Oh, will my sideways eyes really close forever?
And I won’t see you, my love!
My love!
My love, my carrots!
Forever yours, my dear-a-a-a-a-a-a...
Hunter:
Now. Now. Now. Now…
Bang! Pow!
Hare:
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Hunter:
My little bunny is dying!
The choir sings vocalise and cries.
Hare:
They'll bring me home
I'll be alive...
Chorus:
And more than once
A bunny will come out
Take a walk!
And more than once
The bunny will come out for a walk!
Walk!
Walk!
Walk-walk-walk!
a curtain
The final, fifth parody (“opera”) ends with a bravura chorus “And the bunny will come out for a walk more than once!..”. In the script, this vocal number is not interrupted at this line, but has a continuation: “... the words cannot be heard, it is incomprehensible, it is incomprehensible - and I don’t care!” But censorship forbade performing this line in the cartoon, considering it a libel on Soviet opera.
Kolobok in a new way - original from the author
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Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman far away, in a camp,
They gnawed on bread and ate porridge. They were just sad.
They had no children, no grandchildren,
That is why sadness, melancholy, and ruin came to them.
And the woman and grandfather decided not to be sad, not to toil,
It’s better to go to the dining room with a cheerful song!
We walked together at a friendly pace, scraped together a little flour,
Oils, sugar and salt! These are such weirdos!
The woman thought of baking a pie from that composition,
But while I was fiddling with the dough, it turned out to be a bun!
That kolobok was cooled down,
put it on the window
They gave us a little rest.
But they forgot one thing:
After all, they read the fairy tale more than once,
But they didn’t believe that the fairy tale was a real story!
That little bun rolled!
I'm tired of lying down!
He leaned his elbows on the threshold and started running.
He sees the director of the camp dear on the way
He looks at the unsociable miracle with a surprised look!
Kolobok sang a song here, which finished off the director,
But he learned from his experience, the director praised him!
He didn’t kick him out of the camp, and didn’t want to eat him,
But I only wished him success and a lot of happiness.
Told him to stay out of sight of the other kids,
Otherwise he will have to find out as a tear rolls from his eyes.
The kids will make you have fun and jump,
They’ll teach you to dance and sing, and won’t let you sleep.
But our hero, a brave fellow, did not heed the advice,
And with joy and enthusiasm he quickly jumped to the children.
He was, of course, surprised at first by the children's exploits.
They tickled him and made him jump faster!
I had to invent games for them, and dance and sing songs,
They had no time to get him and torture him!
But the bun got used to them and learned to live with them,
And now grandma and grandpa don’t have to grieve either.
The director said with obvious admiration that he couldn’t be better!
You will be the main counselor here! After all, there is no one cooler here!
Since then, in that camp there has been a competition for the best counselor,
But it’s still hard to find a better kolobok!
“The Prince at the Gate” (sketch for school and holiday camp)
Prince: Knock Knock.
Servant: Who's there?
Prince: I'm the prince behind the gates.
Servant: We must report to the king. Your Majesty,
King: (He's a prince.) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: So give him the gate.
Servant: Take the gate.
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you need?
Prince: I need the princess's hand.
Servant:
King: (He's a prince) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: What does he need?
Servant: He needs the princess's hand!
King:
Queen: (She's a servant) What happened, darling?
King: There's a prince outside the gates.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: Give up the gate!
Servant: Take the gate.
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you need?
Prince: I need the princess's hand.
Servant: I need to report to the king. Your Majesty!
King: (He's a prince) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: What does he need?
Servant: He needs the princess's hand!
King: I need to consult my wife! Expensive!
Queen:(She's a servant) What happened, darling?
King: There's a prince outside the gates.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: Give up the gate!
Servant: Take the gate!
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you need?
Prince: I need the princess's hand.
Servant: I need to report to the king. Your Majesty!
King: (He's a prince) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: What does he need?
Servant: He needs the princess's hand!
King: I need to consult my wife! Expensive!
Queen: (She's a servant) What happened, darling?
King: There's a prince outside the gates.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: But he doesn't need a gate.
Queen: What does he need?
King: He wants our daughter's hand.
Queen:
Princess: What?!
Queen: There's a prince outside the gates!
Princess: Well, give him the gate!
Queen: Give up the gate.
King: Give back the gate.
Servant: Take the gate.
Prince: But I don't need a gate.
Servant: What do you need?
Prince: I need the princess's hand.
Servant: I need to report to the king. Your Majesty!
King: (He's a prince) What's happened?
Servant: There's a prince outside the gates.
King: Well, give him the gate!
Servant: But he doesn't need a gate.
King: What does he need?
Servant: He needs the princess's hand!
King: I need to consult my wife! Expensive!
Queen: (She's a servant) What happened, darling?
King: There's a prince outside the gates.
Queen: Well, give him the gate!
King: But he doesn't need a gate.
Queen: What does he need?
King: He wants our daughter's hand.
Queen: I need to talk to the princess! Darling!
Princess: (She's a king, she's a servant) What?!
Queen: There's a prince outside the gates!
Princess: Well, give him the gate!
Queen: But he doesn't need a gate!
Princess: What does he need?!
Queen: He needs your hand!
Princess: NO!
Queen: No.
King: No.
Servant: No.
Prince: Absolutely not?
Servant: Absolutely not?
King: Absolutely not?
Queen: Absolutely not?
Princess: Exactly. NO.
Queen: Absolutely not.
King: Absolutely not.
Servant: Absolutely not.
Prince: Well, at least give me the gate!
TALE SCENARIO: “TEREMOK IN A NEW WAY”
(can be used at any holiday as an improvisation scene)
Everyone in the world loves fairy tales.
Adults and children love it.
Fairy tales teach us kindness and hard work
They tell you how to live
To be friends with everyone around you.
Teremok in a new way, we will show you now.
Listen to the story, my friend.
Don’t eat your pie:
(music plays while visiting a fairy tale)
In some kingdom
In a distant state
In a clearing among flowers
Teremok rose.
(a tower comes out)
He was neither short nor tall.
Who was running past?
Tell me friends...
No, that's not what you're saying.
This is a mansion in a new way...
A bun ran past...
(gingerbread man runs out to the music)
He sees: a miracle tower,
Alone in an open field.
Kolobchek was surprised
He came up and stopped.
Kolobok. Who lives there in the mansion?
Maybe he’ll invite you to visit?
Let me knock on the door... (Knocks)
Whose, tell me, is this tower?
Ved. But no one responded
The house turned out to be vacant.
Kolobok enters the little mansion and looks out of the window.
Kolobok. I will live in a mansion,
Sing songs and don’t bother.
Ved. One day or another Kolobok lives...
Kolobok. It's so boring in the house alone!
There is no one to sing and dance with...
I wish I could invite someone to visit!
Ved. At that time, one old woman -
Grandma Yozhka laughs,
I went out into the field for a walk,
Fly on a broom.
(Baba Yaga flies out on a broom to the music)
Sees: mansion-teremok,
Alone in an open field.
Then the old lady was surprised,
She came up and stopped.
Baba Yaga(knocks): Who lives here in the mansion?
Maybe he’ll invite you to visit?
Kolobok(Peeps out)
Lives here, Kolobok - ruddy side
And who are you?
Baba Yaga. I am a cheerful old lady.
Grandma Yozhka- giggle. (jumps for joy).
I'll be your friend!
And now across the threshold
I'll drop by, I'm in the tower!
It's just the two of us now
And, let's dance and sing! (jumps into the mansion).
Ved. They began to live and live,
Songs to sing and dance!
Ved. The cat ran past,
Soft paws, scratches on paws.
(the cat comes out to the music)
I saw the tower and was surprised (looks around)
Kitty: I'll knock on the door with my paw,
Whose, tell me, is this tower?
Heroes in the tower: I am Kolobok - ruddy side,
I am Grandma Yozhka the Laughing Hedgehog. Well, who are you, answer!
Cat. And I'm a purring cat.
I can live with you!
Kolobok and Baba Yaga. The three of us will be friends!
The cat enters the mansion
Ved. They began to live and live,
Songs to sing and dance!
Here from the thicket, from the thick
A forest man came out...
(Lesovik comes out to the music)
Lesovik. I am thirsty! I wish I could drink some water! (I saw a tower)
What a miracle tower,
Alone in an open field?
Let me come closer... (hears singing and laughter)
Cheerful laughter can be heard in the house.
I'll knock on the door...
Whose, tell me, is this tower?
- And Grandma Yozhka is a laughing woman!
- Well, and with them the Cat!
Well, who are you?
Lesovik. I’m a cool guy, Lesovichok.
Heroes. So come live with us.
Lesovichok enters the little mansion.
Ved. They began to live and live,
Songs to sing and dance!
A mouse ran past
(the mouse runs out to the music)
I saw a tower in the field.
There was a soft knock on the door
Mouse. Who lives there in the mansion?
Is he dancing and singing there?
The heroes take turns peeking out from behind the door:
- Lives here, Kolobok - ruddy side!
- And Grandma Yozhka is a laughing woman!
- Well, and with them the Cat!
-And Lesovichok is a cool guy!
Well, who are you?
Mouse. And I’m a little mouse, let me live with you.
Heroes. No no no
What mice!?
There is no place for mice in the house!
Ved. The mouse became sad and began to cry.
But suddenly Teremok turned on his right side
And said:
Teremok. Shame on you, friends!
Prejudice is nonsense!
Mouse is a cute little animal!
Let her go!
The heroes felt ashamed(they leave the house and calm the mouse)
Let's let you in, Little Mouse,
We are now one family.
In our wonderful little house,
We will sing, we will dance, we will dance.
Everyone dances together.
Ved. That's the end of the fairy tales,
and whoever listened - well done!
Let's applaud our heroes.
It’s not bad if the role of the mouse that solves the whole problem goes to the manager or the hero of the occasion. Seven players-characters from the fairy tale Repka take part. The presenter distributes roles. The game is suitable for both children and adult company. You can choose the characters' replicas - which ones you like best. or come up with your own.
Be careful!
1st player will turnip When the leader says the word "turnip", the player must say "Both-on" or “Both, that’s what I am...”
2nd player will grandfather When the leader says the word "grandfather", the player must say "I would kill" or “I would kill him, damn it”
3rd player will grandma. When the leader says the word "grandmother", the player must say "Oh-oh" or « Where are my 17 years old?
The 4th player will be granddaughter. When the leader says the word "granddaughter", the player must say "I'm not ready yet" or "I'm not ready"
The 5th player will be bug. When the leader says the word "Bug", the player must say "Woof-woof" or “Well, damn it, it’s a dog’s job.”
The 6th player will be cat. When the leader says the word "cat", the player must say "Meow-meow" or “Get the dog off the site! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!”
The 7th player will be mouse. When the presenter says the word "mouse", the player must say "Pee-pee" or “Okay, okay, you’ll be gored by a mosquito!”
The game begins, the presenter tells a fairy tale, and the players voice it.
Leading: Dear viewers! Would you like to see a fairy tale in a new way?
Familiar to the point of surprise, but with some additions... in one, well, very rural area, very far from fame, there lived a grandfather.
(Grandfather appears).
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: and grandfather planted a turnip.
(Turnip emerges)
Turnip: Both on! That's what I am!
Leading: Our turnip has grown big and big!
(Turnip emerges from behind the curtain)
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: Grandfather began to pull the turnip.
Grandfather:(leaning out from behind the curtain) I would kill him, damn it!
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: Grandfather called Grandfather.
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Grandma(emerging above the curtain): Where are my 17 years?!
Leading: grandma came...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for the turnip...
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. Grandma is calling...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Granddaughter!
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: Didn't you put on lipstick? Granddaughter came...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: took on Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for the turnip...
Turnip: Both-on, that's what I am!
Leading: they pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out... the Granddaughter is calling...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready!
Leading: Bug!
Bug: Damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading: Bug came running...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work...
Leading: I took on my Granddaughter...
Granddaughter:: I’m not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for Turnip...
Turnip: Both-on, that's what I am!
Leading: they pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out... she took the Bug...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading:: Cat!
Cat: Remove the dog from the site! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: The cat came running and grabbed onto the Bug...
Bug:
Leading:: The bug squealed...
Bug:(squealing) Well, damn it, it's a dog's job!
Leading: took on my granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready...
Leading: granddaughter - for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma - for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather - for the turnip...
turnip: Both on!
Leading:: They pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out. Suddenly, a Mouse appears from the barn with wide strides...
Mouse: Everything is okay, will the Mosquito gore you?
Leading: Out of necessity, she went out and did it under the Cat.
Cat: Take the dog away. I’m allergic to wool, I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: How he screams in indignation...Mouse...Mouse: Everything is okay, will a mosquito gore you?
Leading: grabbed the Cat, Cat...
Cat: Take the dog away, I’m allergic to his fur, I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: The cat grabbed onto the Bug again...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading: The bug grabbed onto her granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I’m not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter flies to grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma broke into Dedka...
Grandfather: E-may, I would kill!
Leading: Then the mouse got angry, pushed the people away, grabbed the tops tightly and took out the root vegetable! Yes, apparently, by all indications, not simple mouse this!
Mouse: It's okay, are you gored by a mosquito?
Turnip: Either way, that's what I am...
(Turnip jumps out and falls. Wiping away tears, Turnip hits the floor with his hat.)
You can come up with a fine as a punishment for those who go astray, for example, jump 5 times (for children) or drink a glass (for adults).
The fairy tale "Turnip - 2" - in a new way
Second tale the more difficult it is, that in addition to words, each actor needs to make appropriate movements. Therefore, before the fairy tale, right in front of the audience, you can rehearse.
Roles and their description:
turnip- at every mention of her, he raises his hands above his head in a ring and says: "Both on".
Grandfather- rubs his hands and says: "So-so".
Grandma- waves his fist at his grandfather and says: "I would kill".
Granddaughter- He rests his hands on his sides and says in a languid voice: "I'm ready".
Bug- wags his tail - "Bow-wow".
Cat- licks himself with his tongue - “Pssh-meow.”
Mouse- hides his ears, covering them with his palms - “Pee-pee-scat.”
Sun— stands on a chair and looks, and as the story progresses, he moves to the other side of the “stage.”
Fairy tales can be played in the same way "Teremok", "Kolobok" etc.
If you wish, you can make masks. Print on a color printer and cut out, enlarging the image to the right size— depending on who the masks are needed for (children or adults).
New Year party - an important part corporate culture. Fun team events allow employees to quickly and easily form friendships, temporarily put problems on the back burner, truly relax, and ultimately work more productively. Typically, pre-holiday celebrations include: important elements, such as: a buffet reception, solemn congratulations from management, presentation of awards and gifts, a disco and, of course, competitions with jokes and other entertainment. And in last years the most popular among them is an adult fairy tale for a corporate party at New Year 2018. Most best videos and we have collected scenarios for roles in today’s article. Read and choose!
A fairy tale with jokes for a corporate party for the New Year of the Dog 2018
A generally accepted and very erroneous opinion is that fairy tales should be exclusively the way we remember them from the sweet stories of mothers and grandmothers. But time passes, and progress does not stand still. The generation of the 21st century is very different from the people of that period when everyone’s favorite stories about Little Red Riding Hood, Peter and the Singing Guitars, the Nutcracker and the 12 Months were written. Today, young people, gathering at cheerful New Year's corporate parties, compose and play out old fairy tales in a funny way in a new way. For example: “Chicken Ryaba” with a progressive grandmother and a walking grandfather, “Turnip” with a full set of colorful characters, “New Year’s Story” with Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Snowman, Baba Yaga and Leshy. Besides traditional options can be used modern fairy tales, combining the most incompatible griefs. Usually their plot is composed of elements of several works and is filled with jokes, funny remarks, gestures, etc.
What funny fairy tales can be told at a New Year's corporate party?
Adult fairy tale with jokes for a corporate party for the New Year 2018. Dogs are represented on entertainment Internet sites by dozens and even hundreds interesting options. Experienced presenters will always be able to quickly find and play out the most suitable scenario. But you can refuse the services of a professional and try to unite the work team before the holiday. Invite employees to take part in compiling the plot and text New Year's fairy tale, as well as subsequent participation in it. By turning on your vivid imagination, you can all think together about:
- The name of the future fairy tale;
- Storyline;
- Place of action;
- A sufficient number of active characters;
- Jokes and gags for everyone;
- Positive ending;
Meanwhile, a fairy tale can be written in prose or poetic form, with little or big amount characters, with or without music. To create a script in a new way, you will have to fill the text with youth expressions, words from the professional jargon of the team, quotes from new fashionable films or cartoons. Using these techniques, every potential author will be able to give the plot modern look even with classic character selection.
Fairy tale "Kolobok" for a corporate party for the New Year by roles
The well-known fairy tale in a new way “Kolobok” with roles - perfect option for a corporate party for the New Year. The presenter can always go on stage and read out a funny adaptation with a cool plot and an unexpected ending. But sitting and listening is not what young work teams are used to doing at holiday parties. Therefore, it recommends distributing roles among employees in advance, thoroughly rehearsing a funny theatrical production and showing it in roles in New Year's Eve. Of course, management and other colleagues should not advertise the future surprise; let it become a pleasant surprise for the audience in the hall.
We have placed the text of the fairy tale “Kolobok” for a corporate party for the New Year in roles for you in the next section.
Text of the adult fairy tale “Kolobok” based on roles for the New Year’s corporate party
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and grandmother. We slept next to each other - for order. Grandfather had long ago forgotten how much he loved his grandmother. Their relationship actually developed platonically. Well, that’s not what the fairy tale is about—it’s about how a miracle happened to them last summer. However, I won’t run ahead. I'll tell you everything in order - I wrote it down in a notebook.
They lived modestly - without income. We ate radishes and drank kvass. Here’s a simple dinner every day: every time. It is on this sad note that I will begin my story.
Once it “found” the old man: “There was definitely unaccounted for flour somewhere in the house.” He looks sternly at the grandmother, who quietly looks away.
- Yes, there is a little flour. Yes, it’s not about your honor. You couldn’t touch her with your unwashed face. I was going to bake pies for my name day.
- What kind of vile snake have I warmed up in my house? Or don't you know me? Well, quickly come here so that there will be food on the table within half an hour. Maybe you don't understand? I'm going to kill someone now! I’ll explain in English: veri hangri – you want to eat.
“I’ll do everything this very hour.” Drink the kvass while you're at it. I’ll bake a kolobok for such a fool. There are no teeth anyway - at least you can lick this ball.
- That's okay, that's wonderful. So at once. What are those difficult? Is it difficult for you to understand me? Do you think it’s okay for me to threaten with brute force? Just know this, my darling. In my priorities, you are right behind the stomach. Even if you hit the wall with your forehead, do you understand who is in charge?
The grandmother sighed sadly, waved her hand at him, placing the other on the crook of his hand. It turned out to be a bad gesture. She kneaded the dough in silence and heated it in the oven. And having rolled that dough into a ball, right into its ardor and heat, she brought it to the handle and closed the oven with the damper. That's how things are.
The old man was glad to see the bun, opening both nostrils and inhaling the aroma.
- Did you, old woman, follow every point in the recipe? Don't I want to get poisoned by consuming a baked goods product alone?
- Eat, killer whale, dear. If anything happens, potassium permanganate is at hand. Don't worry - we'll pump it out. Do not have time? Let's bury it! Why has your face changed? Vasya, you should pray.
- Okay, stop listening to nonsense - time is up, it's time to eat.
The grandfather takes the fork with his hand and starts poking the ball, which screams in horror:
- Help, guard. My grandfather pierced my side with a fork. What kind of mother is this? You have broken the seal - I will leak in the rain.
The grandfather sank slightly to the floor, such a shock that his voice dropped. He asked him, hoarsely:
- Whose are you... Whose are you, child?
- Yours, my dears. Yours on the outside, yours on the inside. After all, I was molded from your dough. I know everything.
- A miracle, a miracle happened. The child was born without love. Last year's torment gave us a son. Grandma, urgently flush all the leftovers into the toilet, without looking back. Enough to create poverty - we already have a hard time living. The baker's son jumped right out of the oven. I will live with you: I am your son - I ask you to love me. One is enough for us - even though the ball is not rolling.
- I apologize, interrupting your moments of joy, I want to tell you firmly: I will file for alimony. I foresee complications, since I just started life and received such rudeness.
-Are you a round brother? And roll. Get out of here. Forget about us completely. Here is my father’s order: “Get out of here, this very hour.” It's a pity for the bread, there is no word. But I'm not a cannibal. I can’t lift a fork on my birthmark. Even if you cut me from the sides, I cannot eat my sons. But if you can’t see it, go away. Roll around the world.
Kolobok, with a long sigh, said quietly:
- It doesn’t matter. If you really think about it, how can I continue to live with you? My browned side will become across my throat. And one day in the spring, due to my edible essence, I risk ending up in the form of croutons on the table. Don't be bored without me. I won't come back - just know that.
The bun rolled to the floor, quietly muttering obscenities. His soft sides were slightly mangled. Accelerating across the floor, he jumped and adju. Behind the fence, where there is grass, his words were heard:
- The greed of the fraer will destroy him. I left - fate will judge.
Cool fairy tale “Ryaba Hen” for a corporate party for the New Year 2018: script
We bring to your attention another cool fairy tale “Ryaba Hen” in a new way with a script for New Year's corporate party 2018. And also, a few recommendations for its preparation and implementation:
- First of all, participants are assigned to the roles: Grandmother, Grandfather, Mouse, Wolf;
- The presenter prints out the text of the fairy tale in advance for himself, and key phrases for each participant:
Grandma
:
Eggs give back their strength!
Grandfather: Well, just think, I can do no good without eggs.
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Wolf:
Oh, what passions there are here, this seems to be my happiness.
- The actors for the fairy tale are dressed up in costumes, individual elements costumes, paper masks or simple signs with the name of the character;
- The presenter prepares the equipment in a timely manner: a plate with eggs (foam), a chair, a bottle;
- I read the scene with special expressiveness and emotional intensity, the actors, in turn, pronounce catchphrases and play along according to the script. It’s better to read your roles from a piece of paper so that in the heat of excitement you don’t confuse the words;
- All participants are awarded small funny prizes.
Scenario of a funny fairy tale “Ryaba Hen” for adults for the New Year
Leading:
In one village, by the river. Once upon a time there lived old people.
Grandma Martha, grandfather Vasily, they lived well and did not grieve.
Sometimes guests visited them. And one day they gave
The chicken is neither this nor that, the grandfather called it “Pockmarked”.
But Ryaba was young, she laid a pot of eggs.
The grandmother takes them in her hands and quickly calls the grandfather into the house.
He puts in a quarter of the moonshine. Village surge,
And he says in his grandfather’s ear:
Grandma:
Eggs give back their strength!
Ved.:
Grandfather Vasily became emboldened, flushed, and brave.
Grandfather:
Well, think about it, I’m no good without eggs.
Ved.:
Lo and behold, there are no snacks on the table, Grandfather is getting excited here,
She started talking about strength, but forgot about the snack.
Grandma pulled up her sock and ran to the cellar.
And all the while he repeats:
Grandma:
Eggs return strength.
Grandfather:
Leading:
And then there was a knock on the door, and Grandfather was overcome with fear.
Suddenly a bandit, a vigorous mother, came to take away the eggs!
Grandfather:
Well, think about it, I’d be nowhere without eggs!
Ved.:
Then the neighbor's Mouse came in and was known as a Twisty Tail.
She has only one thing on her mind:
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Ved.:
He sees that there is only one grandfather in the house. Somewhere you can see there is no grandmother!
He thinks grandfather is so-so...
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Ved.:
One, or better yet three. And she started wagging her tail,
To seduce Grandpa Kolya.
Grandfather:
Well, come to think of it... I wouldn’t be anywhere without eggs!
Ved.:
Either he will sit on his grandfather’s lap, or he will stroke his bald head,
He gently strokes your back...
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Ved.:
Grandfather was led into temptation. He groans with pleasure!
Grandfather:
Well, think about it, I’d be nowhere without eggs!
Ved.:
The mouse twirled its tail. There was a roar throughout the house.
She did something really bad, she broke Rowan's eggs
And she rushed around the hut!
Mouse:
Oh man, I wish I could do it better!
Ved.:
Grandfather runs here and there
Grandfather:
Ved.:
Then Grandma Martha returned, At first she was surprised,
Where the hell are the eggs, they are on the floor.
As soon as he screams, he will wail.
Grandma: Eggs give back their strength!
Ved.: He sees a mouse in his hut.
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Grandfather:
Well, come to think of it, I’d be no good without eggs.
Ved.:
The grandmother grabbed the Mouse’s hair, and the grandfather shouted: “Oh, women, be quiet!”
And as best he can, he separates, Yes, the Mouse protects more!
Grandfather:
Ved.:
Grandma uses her legs.
Grandma:
Eggs give back their strength!
Ved.:
The mouse hits the grandmother on the back.
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy.
Ved.:
What a story Stop! Everyone freezes at once!
At this time, on the same day, the Wolf walked past on his way.
For what? I want to give you a hint here: I went to look for a Bride.
Hearing the sound of a struggle, He knocked on the door of the hut.
Wolf:
Oh, what passions are here, This seems to be my happiness.
Ved.:
He immediately saw the mouse, understood what was causing the scandal,
Slowly, little by little, Bab separated the fighting!
Wolf:
Oh, what passions there are here...
Ved.:
Grandma hobbles towards the chair...
Grandma:
Eggs give back their strength!
Ved.:
The grandfather hurries to his grandmother and at the same time says:
Grandfather:
Well, just think, things are going well, I wouldn’t be anywhere without eggs!
Ved.:
The mouse shows itself! “Why do I need a grandfather! I'm all like that"
And he strokes the wolf on the back.
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Wolf:
Oh, what passions are here, This seems to be my happiness!
Ved.:
Grandmother and grandfather made peace, Mouse and Wolf got married
And now everyone lives together, What else is needed in life?
And everyone began to live without worries Day after day, year after year!
Celebrating the holidays all together, What else is needed in life?
Funny fairy tale improvisation for the New Year for a corporate party with music
Another fairy tale-improvisation with music will certainly brighten up the New Year's corporate party positive emotions, the lively laughter and natural enthusiasm of the random actors. The characters in it are quite simple and familiar to everyone, so even amateurs can cope with their roles. We recommend not warning guests about an impromptu performance, so that the audience will be pleasantly surprised, and potential artists will not have time to come up with “excuses” for refusing to participate.
So, print out the script in advance, distribute roles to the participants, give them pieces of paper with text and gestures that need to be repeated at the right moment:
- New Year 2018 - Come on! (Shakes his head in surprise)
- Snow Maiden - Both-on! (Spreads his hands)
- Santa Claus - Why don't you drink? (Wobbles)
- Leshy - Um, good luck! (squats)
- Waitress - Where are the empty plates? (Looks around)
- Old ladies - Well, never mind (Clap their hands)
- Guests - Happy New Year! (Jumps up and actively waves his arms)
For the role of the Snow Maiden you need to choose a young woman sexy girl. New Year - boss or director. Santa Claus is the deputy director. Leshy is a respectable uncle. The waitress is the most arrogant in the team. Old ladies - 3 aunts. Guests - the remaining room.
On New Year's Eve
The people have a TRADITION to celebrate
The people care about the crisis and adversity
The happy ones shout loudly: Happy New Year!
But the New Year sits before us
It's like he was just born
Looks at people: at uncles and aunts
and wonders out loud….. Well, there you go!
And uncles and aunts dressed fashionably
To celebrate, they shout loudly: Happy New Year!
He rushed to congratulate (he sticks his nose everywhere)
Santa Claus, tired of morning performances
He speaks barely coherently... Why don’t you drink?
In response to New Year: Well, you give!
And what’s outside the window, there are the vagaries of nature,
But everyone still shouts: Happy New Year!
Then the Snow Maiden stood up, highly moral,
although her appearance is far from sexy.
Apparently she won’t go home alone,
Having warmed up from the road, he repeats: Both-on!
And the grandfather is already sniffling……..: Why don’t you drink?
In response, New Year…….. Well, you give!
And people again, without hesitation and immediately
They shout louder and louder: Happy New Year!
And again the Snow Maiden, full of forebodings,
He savors it while admiring himself……. Both on!
Frost keeps groaning……..: Why don’t you drink?
New Year is coming... Well, you give it to me!
Two playful grannies, two Baba Yagas, as if they got off on the right foot
They coo over a drink without harming themselves,
And they are indignant out loud... ..... Well, nevermind!
The Snow Maiden is full of passion, full of desire,
He repeats seductively and languidly... Both on!
Frost is screaming...... : Why don't you drink?
And then the New Year……. Well, you give it!
Everything is going its way, going its own way,
And the guests again all shout: Happy New Year!
A separate fragment
but the Waitress made her contribution brightly and briefly.
She threw arrows over the food,
Yaguski, forgetting about everything in his own mind,
They sit and are indignant...... Well, nevermind!
The Snow Maiden gets up, slightly drunk,
Laughs, whispering with delight..... Both-on!
And the grandfather is already screaming... Why don’t you drink?
Next comes the New Year......Well, come on!
And the guests felt freedom of thought
They chant together again: Happy New Year!
Here Leshy, almost crying with joy,
He gets up with the words... .... Well, good luck!
The waitress, taking a sip of the burners,
She asked......Where are the empty plates?
Grandmothers, having one more sausage
a couple of people are shouting...... Well, nevermind!
The Snow Maiden also took a sip of wine
And again she exclaimed out loud...... Both-on!
And Santa Claus drinks, screaming at the top of his lungs...
Why don't you drink?
And drinks New Year...... Well, you give it to me!
And the glasses seem to be filled with honey
And they all drink to the bottom and shout: Happy New Year!
And Leshy, he’s been jumping around with a glass for a long time
Called with inspiration...... Well, good luck!
How to perform an improvisational fairy tale with music at an adult New Year's corporate party
In order to not only have fun at a collective celebration, but also honor the patron saint of 2018, we recommend holding a funny improvisation fairy tale for the New Year for a corporate party with music. To stage it, you will need 12 volunteers who want to plunge headlong into the world of acting, and 1 skilled presenter with a great sense of humor. Musical accompaniment will not be amiss: quiet winter melodies will only enhance the atmosphere and strengthen the fabulous effect. It is also worth taking care of masks for each participant in advance. Considering that the characters are animals, it won’t be difficult to find them. Any toy shop or souvenir shop provides customers with huge selection similar goods. Especially on the eve of the winter holidays.
Before the start of the performance, all participants are given their texts, printed on pieces of paper:
- Mouse - “You can’t fool around with me!”
- Dragon - “My words are law!”
- Goat - “Everything, of course, is in favor!”
- Dog - “Oh, there’s going to be a fight soon”
- Snake - “Oh, guys, of course it’s me!”
- Rooster - “Wow! I’m screaming at the top of my lungs!”
- Pig - “Just a little bit - and here I am again!”
- Horse - “The fight will be hot!”
- Tiger - “Let's no games!”
- Bull - “I’m warning you, I’m a jock!”
- Monkey - “I am, of course, without blemish”
- Rabbit - “I’m not an alcoholic!”
- The audience shouts in unison “Congratulations!”
There is a Japanese belief
A fairy tale, simply put:
One day the animals gathered
Choose your own king
The Mouse came running...
The Dragon has arrived...
The Goat also appeared...
The Dog came rushing...
The snake crawled...
The Rooster came running...
The Pig has arrived...
The Horse galloped...
Tiger jumped...
The bull came dragging along...
The Rabbit galloped...
The Monkey has arrived...
Gathered for the New Year
When "Congratulations"
All the people were screamingThey began to howl, meow, bark
Argument and shouting until dawn:
Everyone wants to rule each other
Everyone wants to become king.
Mouse reported...
The Rabbit screamed hysterically...
The Monkey was indignant...
The Snake stated...
The Dog warned everyone...
Bull got angry...
The Dragon shouted to everyone...
The Rooster crowed...
The Goat bent its horns...
The Tiger roared menacingly...
The Pig got scared...
The Horse bucked.
We got into a fight on New Year's Eve
When "Congratulations"
All the people shouted.But from heaven it is strictly
Watched Japanese God
And he said: “It’s time, by God,
Stop the commotion!
Get into a friendly round dance,
Let each one reign for one year!”The Goat jumped up...
Dragon approved...
Pig suggested...
Tiger also confirmed...
The Rooster was happy...
Bull warned everyone...
The Mouse said languidly...
The Snake boasted to everyone...
Monkey answers her...
The Dog sniffed...
The Horse frowned...
Only the Rabbit squealed...
It was on New Year's Eve
When "Congratulations"
All the people shouted.
Funny fairy tales for a corporate party for the New Year 2018 are a great opportunity for adults to plunge into childhood and have a little fun. Let it be short-lived, but very real. Choose scenarios based on roles, watch videos with jokes, rehearse the most original fairy tale adaptation. And if there is no time for rehearsal, ask the presenter to prepare an interesting New Year's impromptu.
