In the assembly hall there are freshmen of the 20th academic year, teachers, guests.
On the screen there is a splash screen: the inscription “Congratulations on your initiation as a student!” against the backdrop of the main college building.
The presenters take the stage.
Presenter 1: Hello, dear friends! We are glad to see you in our cozy, hospitable assembly hall at the Student Initiation Celebration.
Presenter 2: Today, students of the general education department of the humanities (technical) direction and their curators came to the hall.
Presenter 1: This is now your abode,
Your family is here now!
In our glorious friendly home
Welcome, friends!
Presenter 2: We want to show you a short film about our college, which was made by our volunteers. So, our college through the eyes of students:
A college video that includes a slideshow of the new intake groups.
Presenter 1: Especially for you, first-year students of the 20..academic year, we have composed a new song, which is called “First Year”.
The song “First Course” plays.
First course
There is no better college in the world, believe me,
Senior students can give you advice:
If you dream of the future, come to us to study,
We will answer any question.
First course, first course!
You came to college one day.
First course, first course!
Everyone wants to study here.
For first year students
Undoubtedly the most important.
For every taste,
It doesn’t matter if we know them yet.
First course, first course!
This is a college, not a university,
Let's go to the session with courage!
We have gathered in this hall today,
Don't get bored and have fun with us!
It is impossible to perform on this stage without excitement -
Don't be embarrassed and be brave!
Presenter 2: It was not by chance that you chose our college and your future profession? The performance of each group today will be dedicated to the presentation of the profession.
Presenter 1: Do you want to know your profession?
Hurry up to our college!
Presenter 2: If you look pretty
And they look like a top model
Presenter 1: And they’re not stupid either,
Don't be stingy with a smile.
Presenter 2: So, being a student too!
And a student - he can do a lot!
Presenter 1: Discover talent in college
And master a profession!
Presenter 1: But studying is not easy -
After all, there are more than a hundred items!
Presenter 2: From semester to semester
There is no room for laziness here!
Presenter 1: Don’t be timid, look boldly:
Diplomas are coming!
Presenter 2: There is one family in college.
With dedication to you!
Presenter 1: Today senior students came to congratulate and support us. They often perform on this stage!
Presenter 2: Today is a holiday for us. And any holiday means music, songs, dances. A fiery “Hip-Hop” dance will be performed for you by a 3rd year student, our favorite – Aika!
Presenter 1: Thank you, Aika! I wish I could learn to dance! Secrets of mastery... Mastery in creativity, mastery in future profession- things are interconnected.
Presenter 2: I think our creative heights are still ahead,
But the first recognition begins here, in our college, in this assembly hall, because our first-year students take the stage—
Group 9D-11 - the most beautiful girls in the world! Let's support them with applause!
Group performance...
Presenter 1: And now the group will show their presentation...
Presenter 2: Representatives of the group come on stage...
Presenter 1: Welcome to the next group -...
Presenter 2: That's not all! Let's meet the group...
Presenter 1: The presentation of the groups ends with the most fun group on the course - group 9KM-11!
Presenter 2: And now representatives of the groups - first-year prefects - are invited to the stage. We have prepared a small test for them - a quick survey. Feel free to take the stage!
Presenter 1: Are you ready? Started:
- Who are the students? (The main consumers of ballpoint pens)
- Why does a student need a record book? (To collect teachers' autographs)
- What is a session? (The battle is not for life, but for a scholarship)
- What is a scholarship? (A student's moment of joy)
- Who is a curator? (One who takes care of fledgling chicks, like a mother hen)
- Why do students study in pairs? (So that later, at work, you don’t have to worry)
- How can you decipher the word “student”? (A lot of money is urgently needed, there is nothing to eat. Period)
- Which cheat sheet is the best? (The one in the head)
- What qualities does a student need? (Ability to run quickly from the department head)
- How many of you know the recipe for a student sandwich?
(bread with mayonnaise)
Presenter 2: Well, the elders did not let us down. And now we move on to the most solemn moment of our holiday - the student oath.
Presenter 1: The path to the profession is not easy,
And there are many temptations in life.
But don't fool yourself -
After all, study somehow
I, a student, will be ashamed
Indecent, undignified.
I'm not afraid of the session!
I swear to this!
Presenter 2: There are many different professions.
They all don't like idle people,
They all dislike laziness.
I will overcome all obstacles!
I will pass exams, tests,
I'm not afraid of any work.
I will gain solid knowledge -
I swear to this!
Presenter 1: It’s not enough to be a good guy.
I'll become a professional!
I firmly decide this
I say this proudly!
College is the path to my success.
Does anyone think differently?
Away doubts and sadness:
I swear to be a student!
Presenter 2: And now, according to tradition, all freshmen present must take the student oath, so we ask you to repeat the word “We swear!” in chorus after it sounds in the text of the oath. Attention!
We, joining the ranks of students of the St. Petersburg Technical College of Management and Commerce, swear to proudly carry this title throughout our lives. We swear, having joined the ranks of young professionals after graduating from college, to always serve the cause of the prosperity of Russia.
WE SWEAR!
We swear to master knowledge and not give in to difficulties. We swear to defend the honor of the college, not sparing our belly, and, if necessary, other parts of the body.
WE SWEAR!
We swear to be not only specialists in our profession, but also singers, athletes, musicians, actors and to keep our sense of humor not in a savings bank.
WE SWEAR!
We swear not to forget our beloved college and rush to it at the first call, no matter where globe we weren't there.
WE SWEAR!
We swear to leave our mark on the earth without leaving too much of a legacy. We swear to live honestly, act according to our conscience and fight injustice.
WE SWEAR!
We swear when going to the exam to know the name of the teacher, the name of the subject and the color of the textbook. We swear that upon graduation from college we will receive diplomas in the same composition as now, so that we will not be painfully ashamed of the years we spent aimlessly.
WE SWEAR!
We swear to be gallant like the French, cheerful like the Italians, serious like the British, thrifty like the Japanese and rich like the Americans. Which means we vow to be real college students!
WE SWEAR! WE SWEAR! WE SWEAR!
04.10.2014 Teacher's Day.
"Initiation as a teacher."
The director opens this part with congratulations and invites young teachers to the stage.
I.V.- I congratulate my colleagues on their professional holiday - Teacher's Day. It is thanks to these people that the Earth lives and spins, and our school lives and works.
Many people ask: “What is working with children?” - hellish work with broken nerves and sleepless nights, eternal preparation for lessons and events, or the joy of communicating with your favorite students, meeting the trusting, sometimes mischievous eyes of children who expect something new, interesting, and kind from the teacher.
We know that to work as a teacher you need to be a little bit of an artist, an athlete, a writer, an art critic, a historian, a psychologist and a little bit of a child, a dreamer and a good wizard.
And of course you need to have a lot, a lot of patience and love for children!
There is a flame of goodness in every heart, and if it burns brightly, it lights other hearts with faith, hope and love.
I.V.- On the eve of Teacher's Day, our school has a tradition: to ordain young specialists as teachers. I would like to congratulate those of our colleagues who this year crossed the threshold of our school for the first time as teachers. But let young teachers know how difficult teaching work is.
We invite you to the stage:
Leading.
We welcome today
Your young friends
Those who are full of strength and knowledge,
Fresh thoughts and ideas.
You all chose the best
Among the many roads,
If you're going to school soon
She brought the threshold.
We conducted a survey among “new” teachers. Let's hear how they answered the questions.
a) One morning I enter the classroom and see the guys all sitting under their desks, then I….
b) One day, I was walking through school and I met (acting teacher) jumping on one leg with a magazine under her arm, and I thought...
c) During the last lesson, I really wanted to take a break, and the lesson was taught by an eighth grader, then an idea came to me...
d) After class, I was checking my notebooks and suddenly I found a declaration of love in one of them, I thought...
Leading:
So, we have already learned something about our new colleagues. How much do they know about the teaching profession?
Why did you choose the teaching profession?
What do you expect from your profession?
The most provocative question: Would you like your children to choose this profession?
Young teachers give their answers.
Leading:
There are many good, necessary professions in the world, and everywhere you need your own skills. And the teaching profession is universal. The teacher must, to some extent, be a doctor in order, for example, to provide first aid to a student in the event of a successful attempt to throw a briefcase at the head. A teacher is also an artist, because we resort to all kinds of tricks in order to keep children’s attention in the lesson. To maintain discipline, a teacher must have the skills of a policeman; to live from paycheck to paycheck, the skills of an economist. This list can be continued endlessly. Well, weren’t you scared (addressing young teachers)? If you still haven't changed your mind, then get ready for space. Yes, yes, there are some similarities in the profession of an astronaut and a teacher, and you will see this now.
The song "Grass near the House" sounds. Where the director and head teachers sit there is a sign posted Mission Control Center - MCC, and on the stage - spaceship"School",
Director:
Earth, Earth! Says "School". We are experiencing severe overloads. Replenishment urgently required. How do you hear? Welcome!
MCC:
“School,” says Mission Control, I hear you well. Replenishment is preparing for flight, wait. End of connection.
MCC: Astronaut candidates, get ready to undergo pre-launch space training.
MCC
(reads out the dossier):
"Cosmonaut" candidates.Age
: young.Character
: optimistic.
Education: higher than the highest - pedagogical.
Other indicators: iron grip, mind control.
Desire to work on the ship "School" huge.
MCC:
You will have to pass tests before we send you to the still unknown ship “School”, where you will have to work for at least 30 light years.
First test associated with weightlessness. For us astronauts, this is one of the biggest difficulties in the first days of flight on the Shkola spacecraft. You don’t know where to put your hands or how to place your feet. Let's see now how you can control your body in a state of weightlessness.
You need to divide into two teams, stand at different ends of the hall, and move towards each other to carry it on a stick balloon. Who is faster?
MCC: Second test associated with noise overload. During the flight on the School ship they will accompany you constantly.
Participants stand a few meters from each other, one must read the text given to him, and the second must listen carefully and try to understand it. At this time, the audience creates noise: screaming, squealing, stomping, etc.
MCC: Third test will prepare you to meet the inhabitants of another planet. The aliens you meet on the School ship will have their own manners, their own language, their own writing. Are you ready to understand them?
Can be taken from someone else's school notebook a sample of illegible children's handwriting, reproduce it enlarged so that the audience can also see it, and ask participants to “decipher” the phrase.
MCC: Fourth competition "Broken Fax"
The players stand one after another. Everyone is given a piece of paper and a pencil. The leader shows the picture to the last one in the line, and the player must, placing the piece of paper on the back of the next one, redraw this picture. The next player, based on the sensations his back experienced, draws his own picture and so on.
MCC: Fifth competition "STAR MING"
Teachers are shown the following cards:
Lykakuni Tyap Myavre
snave rti kiuro
retyche plazart ointments
and the following questions and tasks are asked:
to card 1: What is the student’s favorite time of year?
to the 2nd card: Favorite teacher assessment?
to the 3rd card: It’s difficult for a teacher when there’s a lot of this...
Leading: To live from paycheck to paycheck, a teacher must have the skills of an economist.
MCC: Sixth competition "Count it."
Question: There are two coins on the table; they add up to 3 rubles. One of them is not 1 ruble. What coins are these?
Answer:
2 rubles and 1 ruble. One is not 1 ruble, but the other is 1 ruble.
MCC: School, School! This is Mission Control Center speaking.Candidates for “cosmonauts” have successfully passed all tests and are ready to go to the “School” spacecraft. Accept replenishment!
Director: Got you! Ready to receive replenishment!
The director reads the Solemn Oath:
Solemn oath
1. We swear to teach only based on state program– a step to the right, a step to the left is considered an attempt to escape.
Young professionals. We swear!
2. We swear to uphold the Olympic motto “Faster, Higher, Stronger.” This means: don’t run faster than the wind during recess, don’t jump higher than the administration, don’t be stronger than Atlanta, and don’t carry bags with notebooks weighing more than 10 kilograms.
Young professionals. We swear!
3. We swear not to scream louder than the children and forgive them for pranks.
Young professionals. We swear!
4. We swear to love all children and remain faithful to the school.
Young professionals. We swear!
I chose according to my liking
I made a great choice!
I see great talent in them,
I accept everyone with all my heart.
Today you took an oath,
Congratulations were accepted.
Let it be light in our school
You will all be warm.
Young teachers perform “The First-Grade Song”
Leading: I would like to hope that smart, kind, inquisitive young people have come to us, in whose hands is the future of the state: children. So be patient, wise, selfless! Happy pedagogical destiny to you! Congratulations.
The floor is given to the trade union committee of the school.
The holiday ends with congratulations.
The period of entry of a beginning teacher into the profession is characterized by tension and importance for his professional and personal development. How it goes will determine whether the teacher will succeed as a professional, whether he will remain in preschool education or find himself in another field of activity.
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Scenario “Initiation into the profession of teacher”
Good afternoon, dear colleagues! Today, our teaching staff is joined by energetic, unique, courageous, young specialists for whom the teaching profession is still new. They don’t know much yet, but experience comes with age.
Let's greet them with thunderous applause!(ceremonial music)
Victoria Alexandrovna has human magnetism, is charming and always irresistible.
Olga Vladimirovna easily makes contact, with a high sense of responsibility, and is still trouble-free.
Accept these humble flowers(Paper flowers - daisies).
Children are flowers of life ! A statement that is very often heard from adults. Most likely, this comparison comes from the fact that children, like flowers, need care and concern, affection and warmth.
We welcome today
Your young friends.
Those who are full of strength and knowledge,
Fresh thoughts and ideas.
You all chose the best
Among the many roads,
You're at preschool today
She brought the threshold.
A video gift for you!(presentation about kindergarten)
Dear teacher friends, today you have to pass tests. Now we will once again prove that teachers are erudite, creative, promising, imaginative and communicative.
It's time to get to know you "Tell us about yourself"(about yourself, your hobbies, pedagogical credo).
Very nice! Now everyone knows a little more about you than they knew.
Let's split into two teams.
Victoria Alexandrovna – captain commands on the right.
Olga Vladimirovna is the team captain on the left.
So here we go!
Task one “Tell me the name of the fairy-tale hero”
Little Red Riding Hood)
Dad...(Carlo)
Sister... (Alyonushka)
Dr. Aibolit)
Tom Thumb)
Ivan Tsarevich)
Postman Pechkin)
Nightingale... (Robber) well done!
Task two “Creative”
Depict the animal with gestures and facial expressions, without uttering any words or sounds.
Attention game “Flies - doesn’t fly”
Mosquitoes and flies! Do they fly? YES! (We clap and say: “They are flying!”), Green frogs! NO! (We stomp and remain silent). Begin!
Butterflies!
Dragonflies!
White birches!
Red fly agarics!
Spiders are terrible!
Jackdaws!
Quails!
Very angry wolves!
Sparrow!
Starling!
The game is over here! Well done!
Task three "Guess the encrypted fairy tale"
1) Granddaughter Lenochka went into the forest to pick berries and got lost. She wandered through the forest for a long time and came across a hut. And in that hut there lived a tiger. She began to live with him, cooking porridge... So Lena decided to run away, fried some potatoes and told the tiger to take them to mom and dad...("Masha and the Bear")
2) Once upon a time there was a boy. His parents died and he became an orphan. I ended up in one family where there were three brothers. The older brother had one eye, the middle brother had 2 eyes, and the younger brother had 3 eyes. He worked for them from morning to night, and his beloved bull helped him in his work...(“Little Khavroshechka”)
3) Once upon a time there were three girls and they decided to get married. They went out into the yard, took the balls in their hands and threw them at different sides. The eldest's ball ended up in a noble's courtyard, the middle's - in a merchant's courtyard, and the youngest's ball ended up in a spider's net. The youngest daughter had to marry a spider...("Princess Frog").
We stayed up forever
It's time to stretch our limbs
We stayed too long, friends
Shall we play sports? Yes.(Set of exercises to music)
And the last task “Comic Exam”
There are tickets and cheat sheets for them on the table. Test takers take a question, read it out loud, then take and read out any answer card.
Questions.
Will you tell parents about their children's bad behavior?
Will there be favorites in the groups soon?
Will you wake up a child who has fallen asleep during your lesson?
Will you often be late for work?
Answers.
May be. I'll think about this some more.
Yes! I've been dreaming about this for a long time.
Maybe. It will depend on my mood.
Why not? Some people can, but I can’t!
Dear colleagues, our teachers completed all the tasks with honor. I propose to vote on the admission of new employees to our team.
Who agrees?" raise a hand. Unanimously.
We cordially congratulate you on the honorary title of TEACHER!
(Presentation diploma for the title “Educator”)
But, in order to become full members of our team, there is only one thing left. "The Teacher's Oath"
I, full name, joining the ranks of educators kindergarten"The Seagull", solemnly I swear:
Get up for work when the alarm rings, if someone is keeping you in bed, unhook those greedy hands and get up, get up, get up. I swear!
Leave your bad mood outside the kindergarten door and every morning be a happy, business-like, charming and attractive woman. I swear!
Prepare for each working day in a timely and professional manner. I swear!
Master the following specialties part-time:
Painter. I swear!
The seamstress is a motor operator. I swear!
A carpenter. I swear!
Designer. I swear!
Tell the parents of your students every day that their children are the smartest, most well-mannered, and obedient, even if you drink valerian in the evening. Valerian. I swear!
Always remain optimistic about each child, fight for him, and be patient while waiting for the results of your teaching efforts. I swear!
Constantly improve your professional level, use the achievements of science, the best practices of colleagues, and be creative. I swear!
Be an active member of our team, take part in district, regional, all-Russian and international competitions. I swear!
Exercise “Friendly Palm”
I really want our meeting today to remain a memory. Let it be a friendly palm(Palms from a piece of paper are heard)
One “palm” is intended for Olga Vladimirovna, the other for Victoria Alexandrovna. Give your “palms” to your colleagues and let everyone leave their wishes and complimentsor what quality they must have to work as a teacher(Tasks are completed by participants)
Dear colleagues, while the task is being completed, let’s sing a song about educators(from the movie “Jolly Guys”)
1. Our service is both dangerous and difficult
No other work compares to hers.
We are the souls of our particle
We give to children little by little!
Our life is full of worries and difficulties!
Chorus:
Every day, every hour
We give our hearts to children
And we are for everyone
Responsible to the future!
For children to grow
Don't be sad, but have fun!
So that smiles bloom
On happy children's faces,
We must every day
Every day and every hour
Everyone work selflessly!
2. Our song is funny, fly
And to whomever you meet along the way,
Tell me how we are all together
We gathered today with a song,
There is no way for us without songs and without friendship!
Chorus:
And here are the palms! Read them please!(Teachers read out)
Let these palms carry the warmth and joy of our meeting, remind us of it, and maybe help at some difficult moment.
May your wildest dreams come true
and the most unrealistic desires!
Let the calendar sheets change,
leaving in memory the bright events of the year!
All the best to you...
Thank you for your attention!
Characters: 1st presenter; 2nd presenter.
1st presenter.
We welcome today
Your young friends
Those who are full of strength and knowledge,
Fresh thoughts and ideas.
You all chose the best
Among the many roads,
If you're going to school soon
She brought the threshold.
2nd presenter.
My first lessons
You have successfully completed
And they taught me something
And they were able to captivate the children.
You are now worthy of honor
Be called "teacher".
Here is the first tangible one
All efforts come to fruition.
1st presenter.
Earned per month
Your first bread, labor!
Receive it and sign it!
Photo for us at such a moment!
It is better to photograph the moment by a professional photographer.
2nd presenter.
Your first paycheck
You can taste it.
The first bread is much tastier
Than bananas and watermelon!
1st presenter.
Here we have a replenishment.
Our business is not easy
We wish you patience
Infinite, at that.
2nd presenter.
Become the children best friend
And manage to do everything:
Teach, inspire, force,
And at the same time, you won’t get bored.
1st presenter.
Yes, even if you had a salary,
So that there is enough for food.
And the surplus goes for travel:
To the sea, to the palm trees, to the cockatoo
2nd presenter.
So that fortune smiles,
So that at least by miracle, but luck,
To protect you from troubles
The school walls are cozy and warm.
1st presenter.
And now for you gifts,
But it’s not just like that,
With meaning. We'll tell you
What, to whom, why and how.
Gifts can be presented by students together with the presenters.
1st presenter.
(To the teacher of the junior group - buttons).
Fidgets on panties
You sew on the button,
And along the loop - onto the chairs.
You fasten your seat belt and everything is ok.
2nd presenter.
(Vocal teacher - 2 ropes).
So that from the stage you captivate
Everyone smiles from ear to ear,
Here, take this remedy
And sew on the ties.
1st presenter.
(To the teacher-organizer - a collection of anecdotes).
Even if at a concert
This thing is in my pocket,
You can in case of a hitch
You reach into your pocket for words.
2nd presenter.
(To the teacher in English in the most younger group- pacifier).
The children will soon overcome
All English, but understand
That the pacifier is more welcome
Your little ones.
1st presenter.
(To the English teacher at the very senior group- a cigarette inserted into the body of a pacifier).
And in adult group pacifier
For peace of mind you need
But for a different age
She changed too.
2nd presenter.
(To the history teacher - a soldier).
This is the beginning of the collection.
You'll gather a whole regiment of them
Then your kids
They will know a lot about battles.
1st presenter.
(To the choreography teacher - a mop).
If suddenly there is nowhere today
Give you a lesson
You can stay here.
There's a lot of space. Here's the machine.
2nd presenter.
(To the button accordion teacher - a handkerchief).
Take care of the button accordion from damage:
If you get deuces
So that tears don’t corrode
And the furs did not spread.
1st presenter.
(To the folklore teacher in the younger group - a rattle).
For folk ensemble
Here most useful item:
And you can go on stage,
And a toy for three years old.
The rest of the gifts are suitable for teachers of any subject.
2nd presenter.
(Dice with numbers (playing, but without a six).
Ah, grades! How it happened:
A three is a lot, a two is not enough.
What to put? Don't torture your mind
Let chance decide.
1st presenter.
(Bag of peas).
If by your trick
The student disrupted the lesson
Then put it without regret
Put it in the corner for peas.
2nd presenter.
(Stencil with a cut “two”).
If suddenly it’s commonplace
He will start handing out deuces,
Make this job easier
This makes them easier to draw.
1st presenter.
(Belt).
For the placed buttons
And hanging cats
Be threatening with pranksters,
Merciless and harsh.
These comic gifts can be distributed to other teachers. The presenters continue.
1st presenter.
Now it will come for you
And the solemn moment:
Get the most important
Your employment document.
The director gives the young teachers work books.
2nd presenter.
But this is for your memory.
There will be light and shadow in life,
But try harder
This is an important day to remember.
Gifts are given.
1st presenter.
Congratulations to you, colleagues,
Recognition and honor to you.
Be with us, be with your childhood
Not alone academic year!
After the young teachers have been congratulated, the holiday goes on as usual: skit party, concert, games, tea party - as you wish. And let the newly-minted teachers perform their own act - a parody of the famous poem by A. Barto and at the same time the famous “Letter to the Village to Grandfather.” It can be read like a poem or sung with a guitar (there is no shortage of composers in such groups).
Hello grandpa! Writes to granddaughters.
You told everyone and wrote,
That your grandson is the leader of half-educated people,
And you won't believe who I have become.
So know, grandfather, that I am a teacher,
Yesterday I taught a lesson for the first time.
I dreamed that I was a torturer
Some small round crumbs.
I had nightmares all night,
I woke up ten times
After all, teach the lessons yourself
It was my first time.
So I woke up on a dark night,
And it was only three o'clock
And I was terribly scared
That my lesson has already begun.
I put on my outfit in a minute
And he grabbed a magazine from the table,
And dad rushed after him
And he caught up with me at the door.
And behind the wall the neighbors stood
And the electricity was turned on
While we were waking up we understood
Dad and I went to bed again.
So I woke up the whole apartment
And I couldn’t sleep until the morning,
And even my grandmother dreamed
It's like she's teaching a lesson
And even my brother dreamed
It's like he's standing with a pointer
And what's under the globe is random
He discovered dynamite.
There is some kind of coldness in the eyes of mothers,
All greetings are silent,
They say I'm indecently young,
And they are in no hurry to entrust their children.
And I'm sitting with an unshaven muzzle,
There's a kilogram of chains on the jacket,
Very proud of his hippie look
And the obedience of children.
They fall silent like fish
And someone even climbed into the closet,
Seeing a gloomy smile
And a mohawk haircut.
Little ones need discipline!
After all, eyewitnesses say
They knocked down the piano
And they are always on your ears
I want to confess to you honestly:
And I could have knocked him down.
Now it's useless to think
After all, from now on I am a teacher.
I will be paid for my hard work,
But they say that sometimes
Everything works out here, which means
It's probably not a problem.
I'll finish writing here,
I kiss you, dear grandfather.
With warm fiery greetings
Vanyushka Zhukov, your grandson.
It's good if yours educational institution occupies a spacious separate building. But if you are huddled “as a bird” in a semi-basement room and are forced to put up with the proximity of a sovereign owner who is far from art (which happens all the time), then the highlight of your program may be the appearance of this same “owner” at the evening with a parody of himself ( perhaps also performed by a young teacher).
May you have creative success
And see colorful dreams!
But don't forget,
What you always have to do here:
Reimburse me for all rent
And pay for all the warmth
And take part in everything,
Whatever goes on here.
And to learn “spillies”,
Still keeping things in mind:
Patch up the roof for the season
Not out of conscience, but out of fear.
Wash all the corridors with a song
And decorate shop windows,
Restore paintings
And congratulate the management.
If you didn't run away
And we agree to endure everything,
Let me congratulate you
And sit down at your table.
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"TEACHER'S CABBAGE"
video " C Teacher's Day"
Presenter 1: Hello, dear TV viewers!
Presenter 2: Good afternoon!
Presenter 3: Today we have a significant event - the new TV channel “Teacher” has begun its work. And this event is all the more significant because the launch of our TV channel coincided with a grandiose event - International Teacher's Day!
Presenter 1: And that’s why our today’s episode “Teacher’s Skit” is dedicated to this holiday.
Presenter 2: The entire program in live The presenters are working for you: Nadezhda, Timur and Anastasia.
Presenter 3: Our dear teachers!
On this holiday - Teachers' Day -
Forget all your worries
And look at the world more cheerfully.
After all, today is a happy day for you,
And the guys all, as if by agreement,
They bring you a large, beautiful bouquet.
And for them the shine of your eyes -
The best reward for your efforts,
Better than any of the praise.
Presenter 1: And they always have one desire:
To please, to bring joy to you.
For your sincere smile
And the student and every student
He will instantly correct all his mistakes.
And it will not repeat them in the future.
Presenter 2: You carry the torch of knowledge for everyone,
The one that never goes out
May all your wishes come true
And your cherished dream will come true.
Presenter 3: After all, you share your experience with us.
Let bad weather not touch you,
And let it burn over you forever
A bright star of success, fame, happiness.
Presenter 1: Well, now we bring to your attention the weather forecast. Today in Kokhom School No. 7 it is a hot southern summer, sunny with smiles, sea and flower winds are blowing. By the middle of the day, gusts of joyful applause are expected, warm short-term tears are possible, and a front is expected Have a good mood. The Hydrometeorological Center congratulates you on Teacher's Day and gives you a song
Performing a congratulation song
Presenter 2: I would especially like to congratulate Elena Olegovna Barinova and Natalya Vladimirovna Krylova on the holiday, who this year crossed the threshold of the school for the first time as teachers. We invite you to the stage. You assume, of course, how difficult the work of a teacher is. Now you will listen to a lecture on practical pedagogy. The floor is given to the oldest teacher of our school - Elena Vasilievna Semenova.
Semenova E.V.
If you have recently been given a class where there is no order,
Don’t despair too much – they pay for this too!
Even if it’s small, it’s stable!
Enter the classroom confidently and give out slaps,
To be respected!
And then hit the table hard,
So that everything around would immediately tremble!
Talk about something important, such as behavior.
Well, if this doesn’t reach the kids,
Then think about it instantly: who is the “boss” here?
Tell him: “Shouldn’t you and I go out?
For a heartfelt conversation in this quiet corridor?”
And take with you a thick book or a crowbar!
A conversation with a child should begin with a reminder,
That he, the little brat, is doing very badly.
He is disgracing the whole class with his stupid behavior!
If subtle hints have no effect,
In order to promote educational process,
Invite dad to school with or without mom.
Ask about health, success at work,
Praise, ask to influence the evil child.
You can do it right now!
And when a happy boy, having forgotten about all the fun,
Rubbing his buttock and head with his hand,
Your will leave the office, submit to your will,
She will become a good girl and a bunny, don’t worry, calm down:
The classroom will immediately be filled with peace, tranquility and grace!
And now there’s only one little thing left to do: take a solemn oath.
After listening to these tips, remember and understand them.
And never use it in your work at school!
OATH OF A YOUNG TEACHER
1. Courageously and decisively endure all the joys and hardships of being a teacher, I SWEAR!
2.Follow the director's orders because the director is always right I SWEAR!
3.Do not erase the grades in the journal until the next page I SWEAR!
4. I SWEAR to teach children kindness and the ability to stand up for themselves!
5. Don’t give more than two “Fs” in a lesson, I SWEAR!
6.C bad mood I SWEAR not to enter the classroom!
7. I SWEAR to lend money to colleagues until payday!
Presenter 3: For you, dear teachers, a musical number
Performance of the song “Flame of Passion”
Presenter 1:
The director is a faithful guardian of order.
A guarantor, as they say nowadays.
Has a stern look at everything
And he is completely devoted to the school.
Thunderstorm of pranksters, rake,
Sword of Damocles immodest girls
Doesn't notice languid glances,
Bears his cross with dignity
Over to you, Natalya Gennadievna!
Speech by the school principal
Presenter 2: It’s time for the “According to Your Letters” program. A sea of letters came to our editorial office asking us to congratulate our beloved teachers. Let us read one of them to you: “Dear program! Teacher's Day is approaching. We would really like to visit our home school on this day and talk with our favorite teachers. How much trouble we caused them, but they always treated us with maternal tenderness and shared the warmth of their souls. We apologize for our little pranks and want to tell you that we love and remember all our teachers. Please create a fun day for them entertainment program" Well, dear teachers, today we are fulfilling the wishes of graduates and offering...
The melody of the KVN song sounds
Presenter 3: ...You guessed correctly -
Together: KVN!
Presenter 3: Today in our school KVN a team of teachers plays against a team of high school students. Teams are asked to take their seats.
KVN music sounds. The composition of the teams is announced to the music.
Team of students: team captain - Konovalova Anastasia
(11th grade), Arina Dragunovskaya (11th grade), Viktor Kapustin (11th grade),
Andrey Aslanov (10th grade), Alexey Turlyakov (10th grade).
Presenter 1: Team of teachers: teacher primary classes Grabova Tatyana Dmitrievna, head teacher of the school Napalkova Irina Anatolyevna, physics teacher Zueva Svetlana Viktorovna, mathematics teacher Kiseleva Natalya Nikolaevna and team captain - primary school teacher Klopova Aliya Vakilevna.
Presenter 2: And evaluate our competitive program will be respectedjury consisting of :
School director Natalya Gennadievna Evgrafova
Head teacher of the school Nenasteva Olga Yurievna
Teacher of Russian language and literature Semenova E.V.
Primary school teacher Nadezhda Leonidovna Ostrikova
High school students Anastasia Strunkina and Daria Astakhova
We ask everyone to take their seats.
Presenter 1: We announce 1 competition
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"Business card"
According to the good old tradition, the first competition is a greeting. Team greetings: name, motto, wishes to opponents. 3 minutes
The jury evaluates the competition (from 1 to 5 points)
Competition 2 “Entertaining dictation”
Presenter 3
:
And now - an entertaining dictation. We invite literate people to a fun event!
One representative from each team is invited to participate in the competition. The task is to write the following text from dictation:
The jury evaluates the competition (from 1 to 10 points)
Presenter 2: While the jury is working, we invite fans to play too - respond to funny questions. Whichever fan team wins will bring an extra point to their team.
Why is a student kicked out of class? (out the door)
When is a fool smart? (when silent)
What branch does not grow on a tree? (railway)
Why buy new boots? (they are not given for free)
In what popular story was there an attempt on the hero’s life three times and only
the fourth time he dies? (“Kolobok”)
What will you never get tired of doing for the rest of your life? (breathe)
Presenter 1:
Where can't you find dry stone? (in a river)
Why does a hunter carry a gun? (over the shoulder)
What will a crow do after living for three years? (live fourth)
In which month do women gossip the least? (in February)
Presenter 3: Well done! The fans of the team…(teachers….students) earned an extra point for their team. Well, we continue KVN and the next competition “New Schedule”.
Competition 3 “New schedule”
Presenter 3:
We are announcing a 3rd competition called “New Schedule”. One day a new director was appointed to a school. It was very unusual person, and so he decided to redo and change everything at school. And he began to redo everything with the names of school lessons: he was very tired of the old names. So in school schedule Instead of reading, letter composition appeared, and instead of drawing, smearing appeared. Help the cheerful director and come up with new names for the lessons.
Lessons:
- mathematics;
- music;
- physical training;
– labor;
– chemistry;
- foreign language.
4 minutes to think! The captains read out the answer options.
The jury evaluates the competition (from 1 to 5 points)
Presenter 1: While the jury is evaluating the competition, for you, dear teachers, a musical number performed by 5th grade studentsclasses .
Performance of the song “Why is this summer”
Competition 4 “Imagine” Presenter 2: We called our next competition “Imagine.”
Teams draw one card 3 times. Each card contains the name of animals, birds, fish, insects. The task is to depict this living creature with the whole team (options: kangaroo, monkey, parrot, woodpecker, frog, locust).
The jury evaluates (from 1 to 5 points)
Presenter 3: While the jury evaluates the teams' performance, we will play with the fans of the teachers' team (4 people).
You will now take the exam. There are tickets in front of you. Everyone takes two tickets. And there are cheat sheets nearby. Let's see how you know how to use cheat sheets.
Teachers read the questions on the tickets and read out the answers from the cheat sheets
(each 2 times).
Questions:
-Will you write notes to parents about their children’s bad behavior in class?
-Will you soon have favorites in the class?
-Will you wake up a student who has fallen asleep in your lesson?
-Will you call parents to school?
-Will you tell jokes in class from time to time?
-Will you often be late for classes?
-Will you allow students to use cheat sheets in your lessons?
-Are you going to use the pointer as a bladed weapon?
Answers:
-No way!
-I never even thought about this!
-May be. I'll think about it some more!
-Can't wait!
-Look, what do you want!
-Yes! I've been dreaming about this for a long time!
-Maybe. It will depend on my mood!
-Why not? Some people can, but I can’t!
Presenter 3: Well done! We did great on the exam.
The jury's word.
The jury reads out the results of previous competitions.
Competition 5 “Jumble”
Presenter 1:
What kind of mess is this?
Here they made a mess out of words!
I order you:
Put everything in its place!
The task is to find out the words.
Words:
– quinlyka (vacation);
– hand (lesson);
– akbtien (office);
- in advance (change);
– apprat (desk);
– oskad (board).
The jury evaluates the competition (1 correct answer - 1 point)
Presenter 2: While the jury is summing up the results of the whole game, for you, dear teachers, a musical number from the boys of 9th grade.
9th grade performance with the song “Sea, Sun”
Presenter 2: The jury's word.
SUMMARIZING. WINNER'S REWARD CEREMONY.
Presenter3:
How time mercilessly flies
And it seems the country is going down...
But only the teacher lights the candles,
When others curse the darkness.
And let the speeches not cease,
Let the eyes of the students shine,
Then we just light the candles,
When love doesn't stop.
And only the teacher is honest, kind, cordial,
And only the teacher is sincere and brave,
That's why he lights the candles
To prevent the darkness from breaking through. (I. Lvova)
Presenter 1: The first broadcast of the Uchitelsky TV channel is ending. But we ask you to stay in front of the TV screens. congratulates you
All together: 11th grade!
11th grade performance
Musical number performed by Yulia Pushikova
Presenter 2:
Our dear teachers!
We will study, we will work,
We will repay your kindness more than once!
For your love, for your worries
Please accept a big thank you from us!
Presenter 3:
Thank you for being inquisitive in your work,
That they are always patient with us, restless people,
Because you couldn’t live without us.
Together: Thank you, dear ones! Thank you very much!
The music sounds “Happy Teacher’s Day to you”
Summary table summarizing the results for the jury.
KVN for Teacher's Day (03.10.2014)
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Contest
Evaluation criteria
Teacher Team
Team of students
"Business card"
Team greetings:
name, motto, wish to rivals.
3 minutes
From 1 to 5 points
"Entertaining dictation"
The task is to write the following text from dictation:
“At noon, on the plank terrace, the freckled clerk’s wife Agrippina Savvichna treated the collegiate registrar Thaddeus Apollonovich with vinaigrette, shellfish and other dishes, and then gave him tea with lump sugar, adding half a lemon.”
From 1 to 10 points
"New schedule"
Help the cheerful director and come up with new names for the lessons.
Lessons:
- mathematics;
- music;
- physical training;
– labor;
– chemistry;
- foreign language.
from 1 to 5 points
"Picture"
From 1 to 5 points
"Jumble"
The task is to find out the words.
Words:
– quinlyka (vacation);
– hand (lesson);
– akbtien (office);
- in advance (change);
– apprat (desk);
– oskad (board).
1 correct answer – 1 point
