New cool scenarios for a woman's birthday. Happy Birthday Scenarios

The presenter can be one of your close friends, or a husband if the birthday girl is married, or maybe a specially hired person. The scripted celebration can be held in a banquet hall or in a spacious room at home, depending on the number of people invited.

an envelope with a phrase, a photograph of the birthday girl, cards with inscriptions, sweets, prizes for competitions, several certificates, album sheets, two Whatman paper, two markers, two blindfolds, a gift bottle,

Dear guests, hello! I am glad to see each of you at this magnificent holiday, which is organized in honor of our dear (name of the birthday girl). On this day, the world had a special honor to recognize this amazing, incomparable woman. I ask everyone to take their seats. We begin.

As you may have guessed, this evening is under my leadership! But, there are many of you, and I am alone, so I will need my personal assistant! Please look under your chair, everyone who finds the envelope will be my assistant for the evening!

Like every social event, our holiday has its own rules that everyone must follow! Now I will read them:

1. Have fun until you drop;

2. Don’t be sad, don’t be discouraged at the table and beyond;

3. Say beautiful toasts;

4. Drink whatever is poured;

5. Take part in all conversations;

6. Dance, dance, dance;

7. Obey the leader in everything.

Everyone has gathered a long time ago,

It's time to raise everyone's glasses,

For the beautiful birthday girl,

It's time to say congratulations to us!

(Name of the birthday girl) They say that in the East there is one wisdom that I really want to voice:

Conquering your age is not difficult,

You can't refuse it

Although in principle it is possible

If you have friends next to you!

May you be 100 or 200,

But your soul is young

Pour the glasses quickly

Drink to your youth (name of the birthday girl) to the dregs!

Do you know how wonderful it is sometimes to immerse yourself in memories of your childhood, youth, youth. Probably, not everyone remembers what kind of girl our hero of the occasion was, but now, thanks to the efforts of her close friends (children, family, husband, parents, depending on who takes on this creative process), you can plunge into her past, and see what she was and what she became.

(Prepare a collage with photographs or a presentation about the birthday girl in advance. It is important to make this surprise bright and cheerful. You can insert a few jokes, photographs into pictures, write a few funny facts and life stories)

But without (names of the birthday girl’s parents) this event simply would not have happened. Therefore, I propose to raise a glass to them, for giving us such beautiful woman, which fills the life of each of you with happiness!

In the meantime, you have a snack, I would like to tell you one story that you may know, which you may hear for the first time. So, this happened several decades ago. In one town, in the most ordinary apartment, a miracle happened, out of nowhere a tiny girl appeared and remained to live there. The girl grew, grew, grew, grew and grew! There were many things on her way different people, but she forever settled the most special ones in her heart. And so, so many years of desperate searches have led her to those with whom she shares her holiday today, to those whose love and support are most important in the world. For friends, comrades, for you!

You eat, eat, and in the meantime I’ll hold a small auction! So, friends, there are three special lots up for grabs, including a photograph of the birthday girl, a dance with the birthday girl and a hug lasting a full minute! Let `s start?

(Auction of “Compliments”. To win, the guest needs to name compliments. Whoever says the most compliments receives the lot. Props: photo of the birthday girl)

I offer you a drink for your compliments,

Which touched the birthday girl's soul,

Fill your glasses quickly

And reinforce everything you said!

Traitor, please pay attention! I recently passed by a magic shop and bought cards. But these are not simple cards, but magical ones. They will tell you what the people sitting at this table think about you. Pull your card, gentlemen!

It’s a pity that our magic session was not long, but it made it clear what the guests were thinking. Now, I would like to talk about love, about the wonderful feeling that fills our soul (name of the birthday girl). And now the man of her life will tell her about his feelings. As far as I know, he prepared a poem about love.

It's your turn

Congratulate our birthday girl,

Everyone is welcome here!

While you are having a snack, I want to hold a small competition, the winner of which will receive a valuable prize. I will ask questions about our birthday girl, for each correct answer - candy, the one who collects the most candy will win!

1. On what day of the week was she born?

2. How much did you weigh on your birthday?

3. How much does he weigh now?

4. How long did she spend most of her time on the phone?

6. Does she mope in the fall?

7. How old are you?

8. What grade did she get in algebra?

9. Favorite sweet?

10. How much time does he devote to sports?

11. How many pairs of shoes are in her wardrobe?

12. Does he like to chew at night?

14. First guy's name?

15. Favorite flowers?

16. Favorite music?

17. Favorite movie?

18. Excitement, her faithful ally?

19. What did she dream about in 1st grade?

20. Who was the first to receive a kiss?

Somehow you all stayed too long,

We need to fix this

Did you want what you wanted?

Let's dance quickly!

And now, my dears, I suggest you play a little. You all dance well, and I want to invite you to diversify your steps a little.

Each guest must repeat the movements after the other; whoever copies it better wins a prize.

The glasses are waiting, it's time for the table,

Let's go back to the dance floor,

It's time to wish you health, happiness,

Friends, follow me!

Now, I would like to torture our men a little. More precisely, I want to test their dexterity! Ladies, what do you think of this?

Men are given sheets of paper. In half a minute they must collect the kisses of the ladies who came; whoever collects the most wins a prize!

I would not like to be distracted from our hero of the occasion, but it seems to me that our men also deserve our attention, I propose to raise a toast to them!

Dear guests, I suggest you draw a little! But the drawings will be unusual. You will have to portray the birthday girl!

Requisites: two Whatman paper, two markers, two blindfolds.

Now stand in a row

We will play with you,

Let's, let's have fun,

An evening to remember for a long time!

(The presenter announces the “Shores” competition. There are two code words “Shore”, “Water”. With the word “Shore”, everyone jumps forward, with the word “Water” they jump back. You can also use other words: land, sea, beach, ocean, etc. Those who are inattentive fall out, the most attentive one gets a prize. It is necessary to take into account the age characteristics of the participants; if necessary, you can use another fun competition).

Now, I invite you to be in the role of singers! The task is not difficult, you must sing for our dear birthday girl!

I want to raise this toast

For happiness, for health,

So that the birthday girl always blooms,

So that all bad things recede!

Now it's time to give us gifts,

And to make it more interesting,

You must describe your gift,

Will the Princess guess him?

But the gift is common, it is from everyone,

And treat the guests who came!

The congratulations sounded wonderful,

Beautiful toasts you all said,

It's time for the birthday girl to say,

Thank you for visiting!

(Addressing the birthday girl) did you manage to make a wish? Think carefully, because now is the time to blow out the candles!

Friends, our glorious evening is coming to an end. I'm sorry to part with you, but I still have to. I would like to finally wish our beautiful birthday girl the usual feminine happiness and cheerful, prosperous days! Thank you for the atmosphere and good mood!

Cool scenario for home anniversary 3

Good afternoon dear readers, glad to see you Gennady Korolev on topic interesting scenario anniversary at home.

Here is an interesting scenario for an anniversary at home, which was successfully carried out in practice and everyone liked it. It can be used as the basis for your fun anniversary scenario at home.

Decorate the room to create a festive atmosphere with various balloons and their compositions. Buy a banner with the letters “Happy Anniversary” or something similar; flowers are a must for a woman’s anniversary.

And our home anniversary scenario looks like this:

General, on behalf of all guests. The presenter or toastmaster speaks. Depending on the date of the anniversary, you can find something on the Internet for every taste.

Personal or group. To congratulate on a joke, on a drawing of the hero of the day, you can use this resource

Depending on the mood and amount of drink, they are selected individually

- Selected about a dozen famous phrases and expressions from famous comedies, vaudevilles and romances;

- then they are read out with the same intonation and expression as in the film;

- whoever guesses first gets a prize, a point or something like that.

You can read more about this competition in my article “I ask you not to express yourself in my house”

This is what it looks like cool competition on the anniversary of the house on video:

I give funny phrases from famous comedies:

  1. - Come back, I will forgive everything!
  2. Yes, this is not Rio de Janeiro!
  3. - Maybe I can give you another key to the apartment where the money is?!
  4. - Remember: we have Long hands!
  5. - How much is opium for the people?
  1. - ... and our house manager is a man’s friend!
  2. - And your mustache has come unglued...
  3. Strictly to the north, about 50 meters, there is a “toilet” type toilet, marked on the plan with the letters “M” and “Jo”...
  4. There is no husband who would not dream of becoming a bachelor at least for an hour...
  5. Only aristocrats and degenerates drink champagne in the morning!

And at that very moment, the loving creature, turning on the afterburners, rushed off on a date!

(Only old men go into battle)

— An attraction of unheard-of greed!

Who's going to put him in prison? He's a monument!

All. There will be no kin... The electricity has run out.

I'm Auntie Charlie from Brazil, where there are many wild monkeys living in the forests!

Did the housekeeper make vodka?

(Ivan Vasilyevich changes profession)

This is what the life-giving cross does!

Leave me, old lady, I’m sad...

(Ivan Vasilyevich changes profession)

Long live our court - the most humane court in the world!

We see one star, two stars... Better, of course, five stars!

No one has ever escaped the mafia

(Incredible adventures of Italians in Russia)

And along the road there are dead people with scythes standing, and silence!

— Several well-known proverbs are selected, for example:

  • And Vaska listens and eats.
  • And the king is naked.
  • A woman with a cart makes it easier for a mare.
  • Take more - throw further, while it flies - take a smoke break.
  • It went in one ear and came out the other.
  • In crowded but not mad.
  • The eye sees, but the tooth numbs.
  • The eyes are afraid, but the hands are doing.
  • Leopard change his spots.
  • If you chase two hares, you won't catch either.
  • He doesn't mince words.
  • Make a fool pray to God, and he will bruise his forehead.
  • And the Swede, and the reaper, and the trumpet player.
  • — These proverbs should be written on pieces of paper

    - Any of the guests is called, blindly chooses one of the pieces of paper with a proverb written on it

    — Without words, using only facial expressions, you need to show the proverb so that the members of your team can guess

    More details about this fun interesting competition can be read in the article “What does this mean?”

    Here is a video of the competition "Guess the proverb"

    — The competition requires several 3-4 people who have not participated in it before

    — The first participant stays, the rest go out the door so that they don’t hear anything

    — The presenter reads a short text about Marfusha to the first player

    — Then the second participant is called and the first one retells to him the text about Marfusha that he remembered

    - Then the third participant is called and the second one retells the text about Marfusha, what he remembered, and so on until the last participant

    - At the end of this competition - the game, the presenter reads out the text again - the original about Marfusha

    — All guests are given the opportunity to compare the original text and what came to us via the “broken telephone”

    “As a result, we end up with such lies and the creation of a new cool story about Marfusha that we simply choke with laughter.”

    Here is Marfush's text:

    Once upon a time there lived Marfusha. She was an ordinary woman, had a husband and two children. On weekdays I went to work, and in the evenings I went shopping for groceries, choosing those that were cheaper.

    She loved to cook deliciously, was a faithful wife, had sex exclusively with her husband and only on Fridays.

    One day she went into the forest to pick mushrooms and there she unexpectedly met a UFO. After this, Marfushi’s life changed dramatically. She stopped cooking at home and now preferred to visit restaurants.

    Sometimes I still bought groceries, but only in the supermarket, choosing the most expensive ones. And now I had sex with my neighbor, every day.

    As a result, the husband started drinking, the children began to bring home grades from school, but Marfusha liked her new life so much that she did not pay attention to it at all.

    So it went on whole year until she went into the forest again. There she remained, and no one saw her again.

    Find out more about the competition in the article “Marfusha”

    Here is a video from my video channel.

    Using such a cool skit competition in your anniversary scenario at home makes it especially interesting.

    — It plays well when there are many guests, each with their own role: Grandfather, Grandmother, turnip, Granddaughter, Bug, Cat and Mouse

    — You can simply put guest actors on a line and let them read and remember the phrase that they should say when their name is mentioned (you can write it on a piece of paper or your hand)

    — The presenter reads the text of the fairy tale about the turnip, stopping after mentioning each name of the hero of the fairy tale. (If anyone hesitates or forgets, we remind and prompt)

    — I give basic options for phrases for Heroes

    - Man, put your hands away, I’m not even 18 yet!

    We do the deluge and run away!

    I have become old, my health is not the same!

    It's about to get so drunk!

    Grandma— lately my grandfather has not satisfied me! (preferable)

    Grandfather, grandmother, let's hurry up, I'm late for the disco!

    Maybe it's better to smoke?

    Cat-I can’t work without valerian!

    Remove the dog from the site, I'm allergic!

    Guys, maybe a shot glass?

    You can see what it looks like live in this video:

    As you can see, an interesting anniversary scenario at home was carried out with Hurray!, using only 3 funny competition and a funny fairy tale scene.

    New scenarios for anniversaries, birthdays, weddings and the New Year can be obtained from e-mail, if you subscribe to blog updates.

    On my video channel you can watch all competitions, skits and congratulations in video format.

    If you want to congratulate your friends in an original way, with a joke and a practical joke, go HERE.

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    The funniest birthday scenario

    Guests take an apple and insert as many matches into it as possible to make a hedgehog. A couple consisting of a guy and a girl is invited to participate in the competition. They take turns pulling a match out of an apple and saying a kind word to each other. At the end, the couple is awarded a prize.

    The host and the guests come up with a word and say it to one of the competition participants. His task is to depict this word on paper without using letters and numbers. The participant tries and draws. The task of the team of players is to guess what word it is about we're talking about. The one who guesses first will receive a prize.

    This competition is quite interesting for people who have not yet gotten to know each other well. All people sit in a circle, and everyone is given a lot of chips. The first player says “I never. ” and names something that he has never done in his life. The players who, on the contrary, did something that the first player did not do, give him one chip each.

    The one who collects the maximum number of chips wins.

    Several players are invited to participate in the competition, and they are given two sheets of paper. They must imagine that there is a fire in their home, and players must decide which item they would save first. They should draw this thing on the first sheet. On the second sheet they must depict the reason why they will save this particular thing.

    All papers are placed in two boxes, the first box is the “subject”, the second is the “reason”. Then the presenter pulls out a sheet from both boxes. And it turns out interesting story: “I’ll save the TV because it’s nice to walk on.”

    They bring one girl behind the screen. The host asks the guests questions about the girl’s clothes, her makeup, hair, and so on. Everyone has the right to express their opinion. Whoever turns out to be right gets points. The guest who scores the maximum number of points receives a prize.

    At the entrance to the celebration, the host gives the guest a sticker. Guests keep them throughout the celebration. The host has the right to take away the sticker from the guest if his arms or legs are crossed. Those guests who never cross their arms and legs win. They are awarded prizes.

    Subsections: for children, for women, for men, for adults, for girls, for 10 years, for home

    Not a single modern holiday is complete without all sorts of fun competitions and scenarios. Not an anniversary, not a wedding, not an ordinary birthday. At the same time good and funny scenarios are half the success of an event - a corporate party, birthday or student party.

    Every birthday person wants his birthday to be fun and in a good environment. To fulfill this desire, you need to carefully think through the scenario for the evening. It may include games, competitions, and funny skits. For those who do not want to develop a plan on their own, ready-made birthday scenarios are suitable. They are designed for adults and children of all ages. By choosing a birthday scenario in this section, you can be sure that the holiday will be excellent.

    The original stories will be of interest to both children and adults. Scenarios for birthdays presented on the site are designed for any audience. Adults and children will enjoy playing the proposed competitions and games. If necessary, you can change the script according to at will: add dances, skits, etc. It all depends only on the imagination of those who are going to celebrate the holiday. When celebrating a birthday, any hero of the occasion wants to make this day unforgettable.

    Using ready-made birthday scenarios, you can entertain the gathered guests who will be interested in the proposed games and competitions.

    Mini birthday scenarios for all occasions:

    A bottle of alcohol is placed on the table, on which a new deck of playing cards (preferably plastic) is then placed. In this scenario, players must take turns removing one card from the deck. Whoever knocks the whole deck off is the loser. The punishment for this is a sip from the bottle.

    For this scenario, two teams of 4-5 players are formed, in which a man alternates with a woman. Each participant in the competition holds a pencil between his lip and nose and passes it to the next one. That's right, the next player should take up the baton in the same way. At the same time, you are not allowed to touch the pencil itself with your hands, but you can touch all other parts of the body and face. Usually. Very soon the faces of the participants in the scenario take on a completely hilarious look, especially after drinking alcohol.

    All guests stand in a circle, with the men opposite the women. The role of the scenario leader is to tell the player what he should do. In this case, the specific action depends only on the imagination and preparation of the presenter. For example, you can order a player to hug the person standing opposite, or kiss, or say hello as if he were greeting a not-so-good friend, etc. After each participant, the next one is selected clockwise (or counterclockwise if the leader is left-handed).

    You will need: a house (a house with balls on the bottom, it is a cube, 1x1x1m in size, with windows and an entrance, made of fabric stretched over plastic sticks); branches from the forest (to decorate the house), hats with images of animals. They are made like this: a piece of whatman paper is rolled into a cone, secured with a stapler, a piece of elastic is attached to put it around the neck, and a figurine of an animal is attached to the front of the cap with a stapler. You can decorate the hats by gluing pieces of colored paper onto them.

    Birthday scenario for a girl 17, 18, 20, 22, 25, 30 years old

    Invitation: The text of the invitation can be written in a child’s handwriting, and children’s drawings can be used in the design. The invitation card can be attached to a small soft toy or baby doll (for girls), to a car or toy gun (for boys).

    Decor: the room is decorated with balloons, on chairs, armchairs and sofas there are Stuffed Toys, dolls, balls, toy cars. On the wall hangs a newspaper with childhood photographs of the birthday girl. Another wall is decorated with a fence made from several pieces of whatman paper.

    - Hello, friends! Today we celebrate the birthday of a wonderful girl (name)

    (age) - oh, what a date!

    Let it not be anniversary, not round,

    This is the dance of the waves and the riot of the garden.

    There are two wings behind my back!

    That's eight Fridays a week

    A time of trial, error and dilemmas.

    Beauty and spirit in a healthy body,

    This is life without problems for now!

    This is a reckless neighborhood

    And now it’s forgivable

    The epicenter of adolescence and childhood,

    This is fermented wine.

    It's time to assert yourself

    This is the best time of life.

    Have the best birthday ever!

    And still no fluff, no feather!

    (Guests raise their glasses to the birthday girl).

    Leading:(age) years is the beginning of adulthood, this is farewell to childhood. Therefore, we decided to celebrate today’s holiday in a way we never did as children. The Day of Disobedience is declared! Today we will be mischievous, have fun and tease each other, and also scream loudly. Shout: “Happy Birthday, (name)!”

    (Everyone shouts. This is done several times so that the congratulations turn out loud and harmonious).

    And today we will write whatever we want on the fences. I ask you to come to the fence and write wishes to our birthday girl on it.

    (Guests write congratulations to the birthday girl on the fence).

    Leading: Birthday girl, now you have your own fence of wishes. And may these wishes come true!

    Auction “Our Birthday Girl”.

    The presenter announces that the winner of the auction will be the one who is the last to say a kind word - the definition of the birthday girl. The winner receives a prize - a large lollipop or a bag of sweets for the sweetest speeches addressed to the birthday girl. And the host offers to raise a glass to such an extraordinary birthday girl.

    The presenter suggests remembering the ritual of growing up. A game is played with a pacifier, which participants must spit out as far as possible. The winner receives a prize - a bright pacifier.

    The presenter talks about the importance chairs played in our childhood. We used them to get to the farthest corners of the sideboard or cabinets where sweets were hidden from us. We built entire castles out of them. And how many times did we have to stand on it, recite rhymes and sing songs to the approving cries of adults and the proud gaze of our parents.

    Guests pull strips of paper from the box with 1 line from a children's poem. Then 4 people each stand on chairs and read what happened.

    Everyone gets forfeits. Participants must portray.

    — How the birthday boy learned to walk.

    - Depict how the birthday boy did rhythmic gymnastics as a child;

    — How the birthday boy, sitting on the potty, called his mother.

    — How the birthday boy selected his favorite toy

    — How the birthday boy demanded in the store to buy him a toy.

    "Birthday Gifts"

    From one box, guests draw cards with the names of the gift. The birthday girl pulls a card from another box describing what she will do with this gift.

    The presenter offers to remember childhood and the game of “mother and daughter”. Participants are divided into two teams with an equal number of players. Each team is given a bow. The first one ties the bow to the second one, the other one unties it and ties it with the third one, etc. The last one ties first. The team that did it earlier and more accurately wins.

    “We all sang songs”

    The host reads the definition of the children's song, and the guests, guessing, sing it.

    - a song about a part of the land surrounded by water, whose inhabitants are happy from constantly eating tropical fruits (“Chunga-changa”);

    — a song about a heavenly-colored vehicle (“Blue Car”);

    - a song about being bad weather they cannot spoil the holiday (“We will survive this trouble”);

    - a song about how a shaggy creature performs a musical composition and at the same time takes sunbathing("I'm lying in the sun")

    - a song about a plant grown in conditions wildlife and cut down by a peasant (“A Christmas tree was born in the forest”);

    — a song about how fun it is to march with a group (“It’s fun to walk together”);

    - a song about a small creature whose color resembles a certain vegetable (“A grasshopper sat in the grass”).

    During the dance, guests pass the box to each other. When the music stops, the one who currently has the box in his hands takes out something from it without looking and puts it on himself. Game continues.

    1. Congratulations using a template

    For such a congratulation you need to prepare a text with games, omitting the adjectives. For example, “On this ____________ and ___________ evening, when __________ stars are shining in the ____________ sky, ____________ ladies and at least ____________ gentlemen gathered at this ____________ table in this ____________ hall (apartment) to congratulate our __________ NN.

    We wish him friends,_______ love. smiles, success and

    Today, in honor of NN, we will sing _________songs,____________, give _____gifts and drink_________wine. At our _______ party there will be _________ jokes, ________ pranks, ______dances and shams. We will play _____ games and put on __________ skits. Let our NN be the most and __________.”

    The text of the congratulations can be composed for any celebration, anniversary, graduation, or professional holiday.

    Directly at the party, the host stands up and says: “Dear friends, I have prepared a congratulation here, but I have problems with adjectives, and I ask you to name any adjectives that come to mind, and I will write them down.” The presenter writes down the pronounced adjectives in the empty spaces of congratulations on the games in the order they are pronounced. The text is then read, and everyone laughs at the funny coincidences.

    For extra fun, you can ask them to name adjectives from a specific area, such as medical terms, scientific terms, military jargon, etc.

    Before sitting down at the table, each invitee cuts out from paper what he would like to give or wish to the hero of the occasion. For example, a car, a key new apartment, baby, banknote, new dress. All “gifts” are attached with threads to a rope or fishing line, which is stretched approximately at chest level.

    The birthday boy is blindfolded and given scissors. Under the approving cries of those present, he must go to the rope and cut off the “souvenir”. What was in the hands of the birthday boy will definitely appear before the end of the year.

    To involve the guests, you can invite the hero of the occasion to guess whose wish it is. If he succeeds, the guest performs some kind of forfeit: sings a song, tells a joke.

    The text of the congratulations is written in advance and cut into pieces. If the hero of the occasion is a man, then the “pieces” are hidden in the clothes of the ladies present and vice versa. The birthday boy's task is to collect all the pieces. To do this, ladies (men) stand in a row, and guests direct the “seeker” or “seeker” by shouting “hot” and “cold”. After the congratulation is collected, it is read out by those who hid it.

    In secret from the hero (or culprit) of the holiday, a full-length silhouette of a human figure is made from cardboard. A photograph of the birthday boy or girl is glued to the place of the face. They put on this mannequin all possible items of clothing: from panties to a hat. They can be either real or made of paper. The paper ones are simply pinned to the mannequin. Then the host asks the guests questions about the hero of the day: when was he born, favorite dish etc. If the guest is not mistaken, he removes any item of clothing from the mannequin. The most intimate parts can be covered with fig leaves made of green paper. You can write humorous wishes on these pieces of paper if the birthday person has a well-developed sense of humor.

    For such a congratulation you will need a large sheet of whatman paper (attached to the wall), marked as follows: a target of five circles. The first one with the letters L, P, S, R is the main one.

    The host invites the hero of the occasion to fill out the “target”. In each sector of the second circle, you need to place numbers from 1 to 4 in random order. In the third circle, you need to write the names of animals, for example, bee, hippopotamus, boa constrictor, lion. In the next circle are character traits: importunity, generosity, laziness, tenderness.

    In the last circle, catchphrases, aphorisms, sayings, and “jokes” are written down. Now the presenter “deciphers” all the inscriptions. The first circle will tell you what the birthday person has in life in first, second, third and fourth place: P - bed, S - family, R - work, L - love.

    The third and fourth circles must be read together with the main one. For example, a lazy hippopotamus in bed, a gentle boa constrictor in the family, an annoying bee at work, a generous lion in love. The last circle also refers to the main one and characterizes the hero of the holiday with one phrase: Bed - measure seven times, etc.

    6. "True Balls"

    For this congratulations in the form of a game, you need to prepare two sets of cards: one with questions, the other with answers. Cards with answers are laid out in Balloons. Cards with questions are mixed in a hat or in a box. copyright — http://sc-pr.ru The hero of the occasion is invited to draw out a “ticket” with a question, burst the balloon and read out the answer.

    The point of the game is that any answer is suitable for any question, it is only important that the number of questions coincides with the number of answers. Sample questions for cards

    1. Does your loved one torment you with jealousy?

    2. When do you have to smile forcibly?

    3. Do you compliment your boss?

    4. Are you afraid of prison?

    5. Do you often put wine on the table?

    6. How often do you sort things out with your fists?

    7. Do you respect alcoholic drinks?

    8. Are you ever delighted with erotica?

    9. Do you remember those who previously loved you?

    10. Do you dream of winning a car?

    11. How often do you step on others’ toes?

    12. How often do you quarrel with friends?

    13. Are you jealous of your “other half”?

    14. Is your character sometimes intolerable to others?

    15. Do you like to enjoy food?

    16. Do you like playing the fool?

    17. How often do you remember your loved one?

    18. Do you spend your honestly earned money on trifles?

    19. Do you want to go to America?

    20. Do you hide illegal earnings from your family?

    21. Do you use obscene words in conversation?

    22. Do you believe in love at first sight?

    23. Do you feel tired from work?

    24. Do you criticize our government?

    25. Are you capable of noble deeds?

    26. Are you moderately patient and well-mannered?

    1. It never happened and never will.

    2. Let's talk about this without witnesses.

    3. It’s a shame to ask such questions, knowing my character.

    4. This is the most pleasant thing for me.

    5. Only when you are in a bad mood.

    6. Of course, and more than once.

    7. It happens, but only at night.

    8. Every day, and more than once.

    9. Whenever I go to bed.

    10. I had to suffer from this.

    11. Only half asleep and in slippers.

    12. Exclusively in a restaurant.

    13. I won’t tell you under torture.

    14. This is my hobby.

    15. I allow myself this pleasure once a day.

    16. It happened once.

    17. When there are guests in the house.

    18. Of course, otherwise it would be uninteresting to live.

    19. Not without it.

    20. This is my secret, I don’t want others to know about it.

    21. If there is no other half nearby.

    22. When kicked out of the house.

    23. This topic is unpleasant to me.

    24. When my loved ones don’t see me.

    25. At night under the blanket.

    26. Only in thoughts.

    A comic scenario for celebrating a friend's birthday - women's magazine nicelady

    Your friend's birthday is coming soon. In order to have a fun time, come up with something new, create an atmosphere of fun and big holiday. Organize a mind-blowing event, invite to the celebration only those guests whom you are sure to be happy with! It doesn’t matter how many there are - two, five or ten - the main thing is that all participants are cheerful, noisy and lively!

    In order to fill the holiday with surprises and surprises, organize it outside the home. How do you like the idea of ​​spending your friend's birthday in a sauna? This is such a great chance! We so rarely manage to combine business with pleasure!

    First you need to decorate the room where the feast will take place. Inflate the balloons and hang them on the walls. Prepare big postcard, where each guest must leave their wishes to the birthday girl. You can attach banners with congratulations when all the participants of the event have gathered; the toastmaster is the most close girlfriend, invites everyone to the festive table. She is given the first toast. Words of congratulations are heard and a gift is presented. This is followed by an invitation to drink a glass of champagne for the birthday girl.

    Toastmaster offers the competition “The Fastest”. All participants prepare to enter the sauna, for which they need to undress according to time. The one who was first won. The winner is awarded a small prize. Everyone goes into the sauna for no more than 5-10 minutes, then runs to the pool to cool off. Between congratulations, entering the sauna, dancing and swimming, further congratulations are heard and competitions are held.

    1. Game "Surprise". A rope is prepared in advance and small objects are tied to it on a string. The player is blindfolded, spun and directed to a rope with surprises. The participant must use scissors to try to get a surprise by cutting it off. The rest of the guests help him with this, shouting “hot and cold.”

    2. A joke game. There are two participants: a man and a woman. The lady is given candy in her mouth and seated on the sofa. A man is asked to take candy from a lady, blindfolded. The comedy of the situation is that as soon as the man is blindfolded, another man is seated on the sofa! The competition ends with loud screams and cheerful laughter from the guests.

    3. The most hot man. Men are given a piece of ice. The first one to melt it is the hottest. You can heat it in your palms, between your legs, under your arms, on your torso. Laughter and squeals are guaranteed!

    Nothing brings a group together like singing familiar songs! You can choose a melody and sing a congratulation for the birthday girl in a cappella.

    For example: (Melody “Robins”).

    Having learned about her birthday,

    We all came to a party.

    Everyone rushed together to the light,

    Here's a drink of champagne for everyone's health!

    I beg you, friend,

    Don't regret the wine.

    Pour it for all the guests

    Me too... pour some!

    The products went to God knows where,

    All the bottles were no longer enough for us,

    The hostess suddenly felt sad then,

    Why did I call them here?

    And the guests don’t even listen

    Everyone congratulates you on your birthday,

    Lots of love and a whole sack of money,

    With all their hearts they wish her everything!

    At the end of the holiday, be sure to perform a cleansing ceremony for the birthday girl. While she's busy festive table, prepare a surprise for her. Place floating candles and flowers in the pool and turn off the lights. Guests stand around the perimeter of the pool and are allowed bubble. The toastmaster and the birthday girl go down into the water. The “Our Father” is read and the hero of the occasion is washed with water. The guests, whooping and screaming with delight, jump into the water to see the “sinless one.”

    Believe me, this is a fun and liberating activity!

    After such events, the rise in moral and physical strength is guaranteed for you for a long time!

    The “Hero of the Evening” scenario is suitable for celebrating the birthday of a married middle-aged man and is designed for a large number of guests.

    A cool congratulation from friends, a portrait from his wife, performances by a gypsy and a pop star are just a small part of what awaits the birthday boy on this day.

    Guests will be able to see what the birthday boy was like as a child, what happened to him as a teenager, and what kind of man he grew up to be.

    The entertainment program is designed in such a way that each of the guests can take part.

    Hall decoration

    To decorate the hall, you can use any festive attributes: balloons, garlands, confetti, photographs and even unusual dishes. The decoration of the room depends on its size. If the holiday is taking place in an apartment, then it is enough to add a few balloons, posters with wishes and garlands. If a restaurant is ordered, then the chairs and tables are decorated with beautiful capes, and balls and lights are also added.

    Props

    1. A sheet with a “baby”.
    2. Crosswords.
    3. Collections of recipes for dishes made from carrots or vegetables.
    4. Easel or sketchbook with markers/felt-tip pens.
    5. Soap set.
    6. Black wig and long dress.
    7. Tablets with words.
    8. Gypsy clothes.
    9. Bottle of alcohol.
    10. Three squirrel tails.
    11. Contents for the secret package: hat, pacifier, socks, thong, bra, negligee, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family pants, beads, wig, false bunny ears.
    12. Bunny tails.
    13. Hat.

    Musical arrangement

    For background music, light compositions are chosen, most often without words, leaving only the melody. Thematic compositions can be staged for the entrance of specially invited guests. So, for the gypsy's entrance - a song about a camp, for Conchita Wurst - the beginning of the song that she performed at Eurovision.


    During breaks between competitions and games, you can invite guests to dance. In this case, you should also consider a dance playlist. It will depend on the age of the invited guests and the tastes of the birthday person. Cheerful, fiery and energetic songs have always been popular on holidays such as birthdays.

    Cool scenario for a man’s birthday “Hero of the evening”

    Leading: Welcome to (birthday person's name)! I greet each of you and congratulate the birthday boy on the holiday! I invite the other guests to keep up and join in my congratulations. And here are the first comers - friends of the birthday boy.

    Congratulations from friends:
    We came to congratulate you
    Happy wonderful holiday to you.
    We would like to wish you good health
    Be strong, brave, fighting,
    So that the liver never fails
    And the rest of the organs held on.

    May you always have
    The table is set,
    The currency multiplied in my pocket.
    Let your beautiful wife be by your side
    Giving you my love
    To make the blood boil in your veins
    From a stormy night in your bedroom.

    And don't forget about your friends,
    Call, write, invite to visit more often.
    We are always ready for you
    Stand upright, lie flat.
    My friend, know that you are our pride!
    Happy birthday! Hooray!
    (the last words are pronounced loudly by everyone together)

    Leading: What faithful friends you have, I propose to drink to your friendship. May she always be as strong! Here's to you, friends!

    (guests raise glasses for friendship)

    Leading: We see you as you are: strong, courageous, impressive. Who remembers the birthday boy when he was just a baby? I invite the birthday boy and someone to join me for a support group.

    (the birthday boy approaches the presenter, and his wife, mother or sister is chosen as his assistant)

    Entertainment "Little Miracle":
    The birthday boy sticks his head into the previously prepared “body”. Two assistants hold a sheet with a hole cut in the middle for the head. Sewn below is a children's blouse with mittens and rompers.

    Where the sleeves of the blouse end are also made so that the assistant can insert her hands there. And the birthday boy puts his hands in his pants. Thus, the following picture is obtained: the audience sees the head of the birthday boy, the hands of his assistant and dangling legs, which are controlled by the birthday boy himself.

    The funny thing is that the assistant does not see everything that is happening, and the birthday boy himself will not be able to do what is usually convenient to do with his hands. The presenter reads the text, and the participants perform all the movements that they hear. The assistant gives him all the necessary details.

    Leading: N years ago little (name of the birthday boy) was born. He stretched sweetly, rubbed his eyes and sneezed loudly. So he tried milk for the first time. (the assistant’s hands give him a baby bottle of milk) Oh, he ate so well that he already wanted to go to bed. Opening his mouth wide, he yawns for a long, long time, covering his mouth with his palm. Suddenly he wanted to poop. He pushes, pushes hard, and it works. He took a piece of paper and began to wipe his butt. Satisfied (name of the birthday boy), dances, moves his legs. So he found a pacifier somewhere, put it in his mouth, and smiled. (then the pacifier is removed)

    But our (name of the birthday boy) is growing up. He learned to brush his teeth, so he took a brush and started brushing his teeth vigorously. He took a comb to comb his hair and, handsome, quickly ran to the kitchen, opening the door with his heel. There he finds a sandwich and boldly throws it into his mouth. He washes everything down with compote and hurries into the yard to play. But first he puts on a hat, scarf, and gloves. And with a confident gait he went down the stairs. (energetic music plays while walking)

    Leading: Applause to the birthday boy and his assistant! And so that (name of the birthday boy) grows up healthy, let’s raise a glass and say a few nice words to him. I propose to say a toast to the parents of the birthday boy.

    (parents congratulate their son)

    Leading: In the meantime, we smoothly move on to the already matured (name of the birthday boy). Now he has become a teenager, which means bad habits are starting to appear. That's how he tried vodka for the first time. Yes, he overdid it a little that it was difficult for him to find words. Our only hope is for you, dear guests. I invite two teams of nine people.

    Competition "Guess the word":
    Each participant is glued or put on a piece of A4 paper on their chest, on which one letter is written. The presenter reads the riddles, and the participants must quickly line up in a row, thus writing the answer. The team that solves the most riddles wins and receives a prize - a crossword puzzle for each. Each team is given an equal number of letters: d, y, w, a, r, b m, i, h.


    Riddles from the presenter:

    • Either lying down or standing. Sometimes cold, sometimes hot. (Shower)
    • It is round and transparent, like glass. It is quite easy to see the future in it. (Ball)
    • Strong, slender and strong, because he is the ruler of the forest. (Oak)
    • Jumps loudly in the hands of a child. (Ball)

    Leading: Our (name of the birthday boy) is growing up quickly. He becomes a man and new needs appear. For the next competition I need three male-female pairs. Who's brave? Do not be shy! It won't hurt, I promise.

    Competition "Adult Needs":
    For this competition you will need a grater and carrots. Men press the carrot between their legs, holding it with their hands if necessary. Girls also hold a grater between their legs, but in such a way that a man, coming up from behind, can reach the grater with a tied carrot.


    On command, pairs must quickly grate the carrot. As soon as the allotted time is over, the guests look: whose carrot has worn off more than the rest, wins. The winner receives a prize - a collection of dishes made from carrots or vegetables.

    Leading: We have identified a winning couple and they receive their trophy - a book of recipes for carrot dishes so that you can use the vegetables for their intended purpose. And I give the floor for congratulations to the wife of the birthday boy - (name of wife).

    (wife makes a toast to the birthday boy)

    Leading: What kind words were heard for you (name of the birthday boy) from your beloved and charming wife. It’s immediately obvious how much she loves you, but what about words, I suggest you actually see how a wife sees her husband. (Wife's name), I will ask you to come to me.

    Portrait of the birthday boy:
    The birthday boy's wife is blindfolded and given a marker or felt-tip pen. In front of her is an easel or a regular sketchbook.


    She must draw a portrait of her husband with her eyes closed. For variety, you can put several markers. The host will comment on which body part she needs to move to and which marker she wants to use.

    Leading: The guests are not bored, but support the aspiring artist with applause. (Wife's name) is probably very worried.

    (to the music, the wife draws a portrait, and the guests support her)

    Leading: Look what Picasso has awakened in you (wife’s name). Our dear (name of the birthday boy), accept from the bottom of my heart best picture throughout the history of mankind - your portrait from your beloved wife. She tried really hard.

    (the birthday boy is presented with his portrait)

    Leading: And the gifts don’t end there, there’s still more to come. In the meantime, I invite seven people for the next competition.

    Competition “At the behest of the pike...”:
    Seven chairs are placed in a row. The leader gives everyone a command of what they need to bring. When the participants go in search of a hidden object, the leader removes one chair and the one who came last and did not have enough chair is eliminated.


    Each item is then returned to the owner, and only after that the host names the next wish. The winner is the one who reaches the end, fulfilling all the wishes of the presenter. The prize is a small soap set. Participants will need to bring the following:

    • A bottle of vodka.
    • Someone else's, not your own, man's shoe.
    • Women's earring.
    • Ketchup or sauce.
    • Any item from the birthday boy.

    Leading: Applause to all participants, and we reward the winner with a soap set and ask you to say a few words to the birthday boy.

    (the winner makes a toast)

    Leading: We'll play a little, and for this I'll need five people.

    A game " Simple questions- funny answers":
    Participants stand with their backs to the guests. They put a certain word on their back, none of the guests tells them what word they got. The participants themselves should also not spy on others. The host asks each player a question, and he must answer it creatively. And the places for participants can be the following: “maternity hospital”, “bushes”, “sex-shop”, “sobering-up station”, “work”.


    Questions:

    1. How did you first come to this place?
    2. What were your impressions of this place?
    3. What do you usually do there?
    4. What attracts you there so much?
    5. How do your loved ones feel about this?
    6. When are you going there next time?

    Leading: Ladies and gentlemen, please have a moment's attention. Now I will announce the name of the celebrity who came here to personally congratulate the birthday boy on his holiday. Meet the incredible and stunning Conchita Wurst.

    Conchita's performance:
    Make an agreement in advance with a bearded man from the guests or draw a beard with black eyeliner. The participant must wear a dress and have long hair, so a wig is required. The guest performs a song to the soundtrack “Rise like a Phoenix”, and at the end of his performance congratulates the birthday boy.

    You can approach him, hug him, kiss him. In a word, completely improvise and amuse all the guests, especially the birthday boy.

    Leading: Thank you, Conchita, you were inimitable! We send off the pop star with thunderous applause. And you, dear guests, do not forget to raise a toast to the birthday boy.

    (everyone congratulates the birthday boy)

    Leading: And I'm announcing another competition. I will ask as many beautiful ladies to come out here as there are letters in the full name of our birthday boy.

    Game "Erotic Spelling":
    Goes out to the presenter required quantity girls. They are given bunny tails, which they must wear on their Right place. And at the command of the presenter and to the music, all the girls write together with their buttocks full name birthday boy

    Leading: This is an unusual and slightly erotic performance that the representatives of the fair sex put on for you (name of the birthday boy). Let's clap for them, friends, and in the meantime we continue to surprise the birthday boy with congratulations. To your loud applause, I invite a special guest - the gypsy Zara.
    (guests greet the gypsy)

    Leading: Zara not only came to congratulate (the name of the birthday boy) on his birthday, but also to predict the fate of everyone.

    Predictions of the gypsy Zara:
    This time they choose any woman from the guests, with whom they also agree in advance. She approaches any guest and, looking into the palm of her hand, says what awaits this person in the near future. The birthday boy will be the last one she approaches.


    Prediction 1:
    I see you're not getting enough sleep,
    But be sad, you'll get some sleep soon.
    You will sleep long and softly,
    Until the salad is taken out from under you.

    Prediction 2:
    Wow, have a fun weekend ahead of you.
    A handsome man will pester you.
    Don't give in!
    Five minutes of work -
    Nine months of care.

    Prediction 3:
    Your path of life is successful,
    It leads uphill.
    You'll buy a car soon
    But I just can’t figure out which one:
    Either a white BMW or a green Muscovite.

    Prediction 4:
    Oh, hand of pearl,
    I have never seen such a happy fate.
    And the family is strong, and friends are faithful,
    I see long and happy life waiting for you.
    You will live a long time until you die.
    Happiness is ahead of you
    And when you bend over, it’s from behind.

    Leading: I want to invite seven people for the next competition. Everyone remember the competition with chairs? Music plays, participants dance around chairs, and as soon as the music ends, you need to have time to sit on an empty chair. Whoever doesn't have enough chairs is eliminated. We will slightly change the rules of this competition. Since our people are adults, we will replace the chairs with glasses of vodka.

    Competition “Be the first to grab it”:
    On the table, preferably round shape, arrange six glasses. Participants surround the table and begin to move around it to the music. The music ends, you need to be the first to grab the glass. The one who doesn't get it is eliminated. The competition continues until there is only one glass left on the table. The winner receives a prize - a bottle of any alcohol.

    Leading: But we have a winner and receives a well-deserved prize - a bottle of good alcohol. But we don’t recommend getting too carried away with strong drinks, otherwise one day these squirrels might visit you.

    Squirrel performance:
    Three women are selected to perform a dance to the song “Single Ladies” from the movie “Alvin and the Chipmunks.” They have false squirrel tails tied to their belts, and they must give the birthday boy a fiery dance.

    Leading: And now I invite everyone to join me. Absolutely everyone who is brave, come to me.

    (people begin to come out to the presenter)

    Leading: We stand in a circle so that everyone can stand comfortably and freely. I have this package with a secret. Your task is to pass it on to each other as long as the song is playing, and I’ll tell you what to do next later. Go!

    Game “Pass it to someone else”:
    The package contains various things and objects. To the music, all participants pass the package to each other without looking inside. As soon as the music stops, the person who has the bag takes one thing out of it and puts it on himself. The game continues until the last thing is taken out of the bag. The contents of the package may vary, for example: hat, pacifier, socks, thong, bra, negligee, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family panties, beads, wig, false bunny ears. After all the items have found their owners, they will need to be removed. Separate music is played for each player.

    Leading: What diversity immediately appeared. But, unfortunately, now all this beauty needs to be filmed and, as usual, to the music. Let's start with the last player.

    (the music turns on and the first guest begins to take off his recently worn item)

    Leading: But the surprises don't end there. Right now I want to see three brave participants near me for our next fun music competition.

    “Minute of Fame” competition:
    The presenter offers each participant a song to perform. For example, “The wind was blowing from the sea,” “And someone came down from the hill,” “I got drunk and drunk.” Participants can choose their own song, the main thing is that their repertoire is not very similar. When it’s their turn to mix their songs, the participants play the minus of any remix.

    Leading: Friends, you now have a unique opportunity to become famous throughout the world. Each of you needs to perform your song as loud as possible from the rest of the participants. Now, without music, each of you, as much as you can, will try to sing your own song. Ready? Let's start!

    (everyone sings their song loudly, trying to outsing their rivals)

    Leading: Wonderful - wonderful! And now we will slightly remake your songs in a more modern way.

    (each participant now not only sings his own song, but mixes to the music, using words such as “eu”, “uiva-uiva” and so on)

    Leading: Let's give a round of applause to our up-and-coming but already promising stars.

    Leading: And now our holiday is gradually coming to an end and I want to ask you a question, dear guests: did you like today’s holiday, did you regret coming?

    (guests answer that they liked it)

    Leading: That you liked it is good, but you just say something quietly about it. I have such a magic hat, (takes out the hat) that will reveal the whole truth about your thoughts. So, let's go!

    Game "Magic Hat":
    The host puts on a hat to any guest and at this moment the chorus of a certain song sounds:

    • “I’m all so sudden” A. Semenovich.
    • "I'm tired, I want love" Quest Pistols.
    • “Look at the woman” by Shan-hai group.
    • “For a week before the second I will go to Komarovo” Vitas.
    • “I want to drink” What a pussy.
    • “Buy me a crucian carp” A. Kozlovsky.
    • “Take me to marry” group Breasts.
    • “What a wonderful day” cheerful Mouse.

    Leading: Overall not bad, now I can believe that you really enjoyed the holiday. Let's thank the wonderful organizer of this evening (name of the birthday boy) and once again congratulate him on his birthday! Let your life be full of bright events and pleasant memories! Good luck to you! Happy birthday!
    (everyone congratulates the birthday boy, and the disco begins)


    Cool scenario, active guests, fun competitions, a resourceful presenter are the main criteria for a fun birthday. Remember: the best gift is emotion! Arrange an unforgettable holiday for the birthday boy, please him with comic congratulations and gifts, and he will never forget your efforts.

    Whose birthday is it today?
    Who is the pie baked for?
    Who is excited today?
    Couldn't you sleep until morning?
    Who is so beautiful in the morning,
    And who are the gifts waiting for?
    Guests, let's shout louder,
    What's the birthday girl's name?
    MARINA!!!
    For our hero of the occasion
    In moments like these
    We are ready to give endlessly
    APPLAUSE!!!
    The birthday girl is beautiful!
    How charming and beautiful!
    I want it now
    Marina announced the order!
    INTRODUCTION

    On this day you united us together,
    In a place of honor she eclipsed everyone.
    Today you have been rewarded by fate for a reason
    This date is what we popularly call “golden”.

    It is my pleasure to welcome
    The assembled guests.
    And I open it with joy
    Wonderful anniversary!

    Let's celebrate the anniversary together,
    Everyone needs to fill their glasses!


    Our dear Marina!

    Congratulations on your golden anniversary!
    May the gold be preserved for all subsequent years of your life, which means:
    - the house will be a full golden cup;
    – success in work with the largest nuggets;
    – health – strong, like a gold bar!

    From the bottom of our hearts we wish you to be
    Beloved by all of us as now!
    Well, guests, I ask everyone to stand up,
    Raise your glasses full.

    Let's wish the hero of the day happiness,
    Let's say it three times together
    CONGRATULATIONS!

    Let's drink the toast to the dregs!
    And for the hero of the day - three times “HURRAY!”

    Let's raise a toast to the hero of the day!
    Let's drink to Marina and her present day
    birth!


    MEETING THE GUESTS

    I offer a comic introduction to the assembled guests!
    1. Today __________ will sing the most
    2. Everyone will dance more ____________
    3. Shout “Congratulations!” louder than everyone else!______
    4. Everyone will drink more_________________
    5. ____________with joy will give _________ his TV.
    6. And ____________will give____________ himself.
    7. After the anniversary he will leave on foot________
    8. He will leave by car_________________
    9. In an hour and a half he will say that she is cool _____________
    10. After 2 hours ____ won’t say anything.
    11. Tomorrow he invites everyone to his place _____________
    12. Tomorrow he will come with a box of beer and bring dried fish____________

    And who is the most beautiful among us today???
    MARINA!!!
    WELCOME GUESTS
    Now let's greet each other

    We raise our hands together,
    Let's wave our right hand.
    well and left hand released for now.
    On your knee. Not your own, but your neighbor's.

    Right hand is hot
    We are the neighbor's shoulder
    We hug indecently.
    Did you like it? Great!

    We swayed left and right.
    You're rocking great!
    Bravo!
    Now let's stroke our belly,

    Let's smile from ear to ear.
    Let's wink at the neighbor on the right,
    We take a glass in our hand,
    Let's fill it to the brim!

    We continue the fun -
    Let's clink glasses with the neighbor on the right!
    So that the glass does not fog up -
    Let's clink glasses with the neighbor on the left!

    And with the opposite neighbor,
    Support the team!
    Together we get up from our places -
    Let's make a toast in our thoughts!

    Let's say together “Congratulations!”
    And we drink everything to the bottom!

    CONGRATULATIONS FROM HUSBAND
    CONGRATULATIONS BY ALPHABET

    Celebrating a birthday is always very pleasant, but celebrating an anniversary is 5, or even 10 times more pleasant!
    Today in this hall there are so many relatives and friends of the hero of the day.
    And I’m sure that every one of those present is ready to give a long, heartfelt speech in honor of the birthday girl. And before we begin our congratulations, I suggest doing a congratulatory warm-up that will help you better praise the hero of the day.
    I name the letters of the alphabet one by one, and you come up with a compliment for these letters.
    A
    B
    IN
    G
    D
    E
    Yo
    AND
    Z
    AND
    TO
    L
    M
    N
    ABOUT
    P
    R
    WITH
    T
    U
    F
    X
    C
    H
    Sh
    SCH
    Kommersant
    Y
    b
    E
    YU
    I

    REAL WOMAN

    1. A real woman is the keeper of the hearth. That's why we give her a box of matches.

    2. A real woman is a master of all trades. So we give her rubber gloves so that these hands will always remain beautiful and gentle, no matter how hard they work.

    3. A real woman - in addition to being the mistress of the house, she is certainly the personification of beauty. Therefore, we give her a mirror so that she can verify this at any time.

    4. A real woman - no matter how old she is and no matter how many years she has been married - always remains a hunter. Therefore, we give her a bow and arrows (even if they are not entirely real). But they shoot accurately at men's hearts.

    5. And finally, a real woman always and everywhere feels like a queen.
    Of course, Marina is the queen of tonight. And the queen of life. So let's crown her right now!
    Tricky SMS

    Guess who sent:
    “Happy Birthday. Already on the way. I’ll be there tomorrow morning” (HANGOVER)
    “Even though I am fickle and changeable, I am never bad. Therefore, accept me today as I am” (WEATHER)
    “Drink, go for a walk, as long as I have enough” (HEALTH)
    “It’s indecent to squeeze and stroke me for so long. Finally make a decision” (GLASS OF VODKA)
    “I’m devastated as always on your birthday.”
    (FRIDGE)
    “Don’t drink without me.” (TOAST)
    “I want to snuggle into your lap or chest”
    (NAPKIN)
    “Happy birthday dear, I’ll be with you for three more days” (OLIVIER SALAD)
    “You’re still drinking, but you’re thinking about me.”
    (LIVER)
    “Ask your friends not to scare me like last time” (TOILET)
    “Already deformed, when will the dancing start” (POPA)
    “Oh, and I’ll unwind today” (TOILET PAPER)
    “Oh, when will everyone leave, when will we be alone and you will start looking at me.”
    (PRESENT)
    “Be careful, we may not be able to keep you”
    (LEGS)
    “Thank you for the holiday, I’ll come back in a year”
    (BIRTHDAY)
    “From such physical activity You might go crazy.” (JAW)
    “If I hiss, don’t be offended, because it’s because of the feelings overwhelming me.” (CHAMPAGNE)
    “We report: we started work with a bang!”
    (CHAIRS)
    “Today you will listen only to us”
    (CONGRATULATIONS AND WISHES)
    “How we hate your birthday. If your friends treat us like this, you will be left without us.” (EARS)
    "Congratulations. I wish you to have fun with me on your birthday.” (SHAB)
    “I want to capture this wonderful birthday” (CAMERA)
    “I’m ready to shed tears about your passing years.”
    (RAIN)
    “I want to congratulate the birthday boy, no, step on my throat” (SONG)
    “I allow you to get drunk today, you won’t get me drunk anyway” (TALENT)
    “I am happy for you and melt with happiness.”
    (JELLY or ICE CREAM)
    “I wither in comparison with your charm.”
    (BOUQUET)
    “Ready to blow into your sails!” (WIND)
    “We wish that we come true”(DREAMS)
    “Sorry that I’m wearing a fur coat. Help me remove it" (HERRING)
    “I take charge of the festive illumination” (CHANDELIER)
    “You keep drinking, but are you thinking about me?” (LIVER)
    “Those who wanted to congratulate you cut me off!”
    (TELEPHONE)
    “Don’t be sad that you parted with us. IN next year We promise to visit more often" (MONEY)
    “If you get drunk, there’s no point in blaming me later.”
    (MIRROR)
    “I may be a fool, but it’s so nice to feel full” (STOMACH)
    “I am spreading into black rivulets of joy” (EYELASH MASCARA)
    “You celebrate, and we will wait” (BUSINESS)
    “I promise not to wake up on your birthday”
    (SALT)
    “I forgive you for not noticing me” (TIME)
    “Forget your sorrows, give yourself to me” (FUN)
    “Already ready to ignite” (CAKE)
    “Knock, knock, knock, it’s me!” Open the door!” (HAPPINESS)
    “Darling, I know that on this birthday you wanted to break up with me. I beg you, don’t leave me.”
    (NICOTINE)

    The presenter asks the volunteers whether they are left-handed or right-handed. They offer to draw a portrait of the hero of the day with the other hand. The one with the best wins.

    WARDROBE UPDATE

    Various things are put into the bag (cap, tights, rompers, bra, bow tie, etc.). the music stops - they take things out of the bag and put them on.

    DANCE COMPETITION

    Chairs are placed, participants dance while sitting on chairs. Best participant determine the applause of the guests.

    COUTURE SHOW

    3 men: Gianni Versace, Jean Paul Gaultier, John Galliano wrap girls in toilet paper to the music.
    NEXTLINE FINGERS

    1. Who will be the first to reach the hero of the day?

    2. Who will send the fastest SMS “Congratulations on your anniversary” to the hero of the day.

    3. Who can do the calculations faster on a calculator?
    5784-4673+24-1053= 50

    4.Use a calendar to see when the hero of the day will have his next anniversary (day of the week).
    5. Indicate what brand of phone the hero of the day has.
    The speeches were glorious
    They wanted the main thing:
    Don't get sick, don't be sad,
    To gather us all together more often.

    To make everything come true
    Please tell us,
    What needs to be done?
    Raise your glasses everyone!

    A very good, funny and detailed script, with games, competitions and congratulations for the birthday boy.
    A melody from the TV show “Visiting a Fairy Tale” is heard in the hall.
    The toastmaster welcomes the hero of the occasion, guests and announces that this birthday will be held in the style of “remember childhood”: with elements of funny fairy tales, games and fun.
    At the beginning of the holiday there is a traditional congratulatory part. Guests give gifts to the birthday boy or girl, say toasts and congratulations. As an additional “trick” you can use “congratulations with sign language translation”: when one guest makes wishes or a toast, and the other depicts everything that was said using gestures and facial expressions. It turns out to be fun.
    Congratulations and gifts are replaced by a gaming part with competitions and sweepstakes. The toastmaster asks everyone to forget for a while that they are adults, respectable people, that there is work and responsibilities somewhere, and immerse themselves in the magical world of children's joys.
    An excerpt from the song “Childhood” (from the repertoire of Yuri Shatunov) is played.

    Toastmaster:
    Time flies by unnoticed
    Year after year, day after day.
    Here comes the birthday -
    We don't recognize ourselves!
    How quickly we grew up
    Have gained weight, become more important
    And already completely forgotten
    Who, friends, we used to be.
    Remember your golden childhood -
    This is happiness, what a blessing!
    Birthday boy, don’t yawn, remember with us!

    The toastmaster gives the birthday boy toys to remind him of his childhood years.

    Toastmaster: We were all once tiny babies. When our dear birthday boy was a baby, there was no better gift for him than this...
    Gives the birthday boy a rattle.
    When the birthday boy grew up a little, his favorite toys were divided according to gender.
    He gives a car if the birthday boy is a man, or a naked doll if he is a woman.
    Then he (she) gravitated towards outdoor games (gives a ball (to a man) or a jump rope (to a woman).
    And only then I reached out to the light of knowledge - to reading, to learning!
    Gives a Russian book folk tales.
    Well, what child doesn’t love fairy tales? It’s fairy tales that we’ll talk about now. Or rather, we will take part in them!

    The toastmaster has pictures depicting heroes of Russian folk tales (or simply badges with inscriptions): Ryaba the Hen, Kolobok, Nightingale the Robber, Ilya Muromets, Elena the Beautiful, Wolf, Fox, Emelya, Princess Nesmeyana, etc. It is better to sort the characters in advance into two boxes - for men and for women. Each guest is invited to pull a picture out of the box without looking, this will be his “role” for the evening. The toastmaster calls the birthday boy “prince... (his name)” and the birthday girl “princess...”.

    A fairy tale in a new way
    Those listed in the fairy tale participate in the game; you can add new characters if there are a lot of guests. The toastmaster reads the text of the fairy tale. Those whom he names come out to him and portray their characters (except for the birthday boy - he can watch from the side):

    Once upon a time there lived a beautiful prince (or princess) (name). He lived in the world and lived and one day he realized that he would soon turn... years old. He decided to invite guests to his birthday and throw a huge feast. All those invited were delighted at this event and began to prepare properly:
    Ryaba the hen began to clean her feathers and beak...
    The bun was smeared with oil for shine...
    Sister Alyonushka washed her brother Ivanushka...
    Varvara Krasa - Long Braid finally unraveled her braid and began to do a fashionable hairstyle...
    Vasilisa the Wise began making herself a new dress...
    The Bear began to rehearse an original congratulatory growl, and the Wolf and the Fox began to rehearse a special dance...
    Even Princess Nesmeyana smiled her Hollywood smile and giggled!
    And Ilya Muromets began to plan a new club out of wood - you know, you never know what can happen at the feast! (Ilya Muromets is given an inflatable baton or a long balloon.) Then they gathered in a tight circle and thought about what to give the birthday boy? And they came up with it! They took a large bag (players are given a bag) and went through the forest to ask who will give what... (Players must approach the guests and collect “gifts”; guests give anything: some small change from their pocket, candy from the table etc. Anything valuable will be returned later.)
    ...And they collected a bag full of gifts! They come back skipping, rejoicing... When suddenly an enraged Nightingale the Robber jumped out of the thick thicket with a scream! And let's take away the bag of gifts! Everyone got scared and trembled...
    Vasilisa the Wise and Varvara the Beauty lost consciousness... Kolobok rolled under a bush out of fear...
    Sister Alyonushka covered brother Ivanushka with her body...
    The Fox hugged the Ryaba Hen...
    Even the Wolf and the Bear got cold feet and ran away!
    It was here that the hero Ilya Muromets came out to meet the enemy. He waved his new club once... The Nightingale the Robber began to dance. He waved two... The Nightingale the Robber fell to his knees and sobbed with remorse... He waved three... And the Nightingale the Robber began to beg for mercy... The generous Ilya Muromets spared him. Yes, he not only spared them, but even invited them to their birthday! Everyone stopped trembling, and walked together to visit the prince (...). The birthday boy greeted them cordially, and they began to dance around him and sing the song “Happy Birthday to You!”

    Toastmaster: This is such a happy ending in this scary fairy tale! Everyone Thanks a lot. Pay attention to the acting skills our participants demonstrated! So much talent, so much inspiration! I propose to raise a glass to such a magnificent, friendly company.
    And after that, I invite all talented people to participate in

    Game "Whatever for the soul"
    Guests are divided into two teams, for example, the right table and the left table. Everyone is given pens and pieces of paper. The task for the guests from the right table is to write an answer to the question of what he wishes for the birthday boy (these should only be nouns, for example, “happiness”, “money”, “car”), and at the left table - answers to the question of what it should be (adjectives only). The manifestation of imagination is welcome. From the received notes, rather funny phrases are then compiled and read out.

    Game "Petals of Desires"
    Toastmaster: You know, friends, a certain mysterious guest gave me an unusual gift for the birthday boy - a magic flower. This flower will help fulfill his (her) seven wishes!
    Needs to be made from paper big flower with multi-colored petals. Desires are written on the reverse side of the petals.
    The toastmaster approaches the guests with a flower and looks for someone who wants to fulfill their first wish. The guest tears off a petal, reads what is written on it, and does:
    1) perform a dance for the birthday boy (possibly with the birthday boy);
    2) sing;
    3) recite a poem (preferably appropriate to the occasion);
    4) kiss the birthday boy;
    5) draw him (her) from life;
    6) tell a joke - make you laugh;
    7) make a toast.
    When all wishes are fulfilled, a dance break is announced.
    During the dances, you can play such a game (the toastmaster explains that this game is so that the guests do not forget their real names).
    You should prepare a soundtrack in advance. Excerpts of songs will be played in which the names of the guests present, male and female, are mentioned in turn. The one who hears his name comes out into the circle and dances to the applause of the others. Musical passages should not be very long.

    Female names:
    - Alice - song “Alice” (from the repertoire of the group “Secret”);
    - Galina - song “Galina” (from the repertoire of the group “White Day”);
    - Victoria - song “Happy Birthday, Vika” (from the repertoire of the group “Roots”)
    - Ekaterina - song “Katya” (from the repertoire of Lev Leshchenko);
    - Elizaveta - song “Liza” (from the repertoire of Andrei Gubin);
    - Ksenia, Oksana - song “Ksyusha” (from the repertoire of the group “Combination”);
    - Love - song “Let's drink to love” (from the repertoire of Igor Nikolaev);
    - Maria - song “Marusya” (from the film “Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession”);
    - Margarita - song “Margarita” (from the repertoire of Valery Leontyev);
    - Natalya - song “Natasha” (from the repertoire of the group “Hands Up”);
    - Svetlana - song “Pink Roses” (from the repertoire of Alexander Dobrynin);
    - Tamara - song “Toma-Toma” (from the repertoire of the cabaret duet “Academy”);
    - Tatyana - song “Tanechka, Tanyusha” (from the repertoire of Alexander Nazarov);
    - Faina - song “Faina” (from the repertoire of the group “Na-Na”).
    Male names:
    - Alexey - song “Lekha” (from the repertoire of Alena Apina);
    - Vasily - song “Vasya” (from the repertoire of the group “Bravo”);
    - Vladimir - song “Vova the Plague” (from the repertoire of Irakli Pirtskhalava);
    - Victor - song “Vitek” (from the repertoire of Igor Demarin);
    - Dmitry - song “I love you, Dima” (from the repertoire of Larisa Chernikova);
    - Mikhail - song “Bear, where is your smile?” (from the repertoire of Gelena Velikanova);
    - Nikolay - song “Valenki”, second verse, from the repertoire of Lydia Ruslanova);
    - Sergey - song “Seryozha” (from the repertoire of the group “Hands Up”).
    Then just cheerful music sounds, and the toastmaster invites those whose names were not mentioned.

    The toastmaster can also dance to the song “Drink to the bottom if the toastmaster asks you” (from the repertoire of V. Kikabidze).
    Even during the dance break, you can start the well-known game of “Streams”.

    Toastmaster (after a dance break): Friends, our fabulous evening continues. And after we once again raise our glasses, I will announce a list of those willing to participate in the next competition! This competition is for both beautiful ladies and strong men. With prizes!

    Competition “Good fellows, beautiful maidens”
    Two teams participate in the competition - men and women, several people each (respectively, “good fellows” and “fair maidens”).
    The toastmaster explains the first task for men: Good fellows, would you like to show us your strength? Of course you do! But since today we are all visiting our childhood, you will measure your strength accordingly.
    This competition is simple. I'm giving you bubbles, and the one with the biggest bubble wins! Second and third places will also be awarded!
    The task goes to the song “Mowed Yas Konyushina” (from the repertoire of the ensemble “Pesnyary”).
    At the end of the task, three winning participants remain.
    Assignment to the women's team: Our beautiful girls, of course, are delighted with the strength of these good fellows! And to please them, they also have to make some effort. Men, and this is no secret, like needlewomen. So show us your ability to create something out of nothing!
    The task is that the “girls” are given newspapers, from which they must make hats for the “well done”, as best they can. The one who does it faster and more original wins. Second and third places are also determined. The rest are eliminated, receiving incentive prizes.
    The task is performed to the song “The Hat Fell” (from the repertoire of the group “Na-na”).

    Toastmaster: And now - don’t be surprised, I’ll ask you to remember your first love and first love notes! And the next task is that each of you will write an anonymous declaration of love - it can be addressed to anyone: your loved one, your beloved, or even the birthday boy! And then we will evaluate who managed to confess their love in the most original way, and reward the winners!
    The written confessions are read out by the toastmaster, and the audience chooses the best ones, without knowing who wrote (the toastmaster only says whether this confession is from a “girl” or a “well done”).
    In the end, there remains a winner and a winner. They are awarded prizes.
    If there is enough space in the hall, you can play the following game:

    Game "Crossing"
    Toastmaster says that in childhood everyone loved outdoor games. The essence of this is this: two teams are recruited with the same number of men and women. In both teams, men are on one “bank of the river”, women are on the other. The “river” needs to be crossed with the help of two chairs placed one in front of the other: while sitting on one chair, you need to move the other one forward and sit on it, then move it again in the same way and thus cross from one bank to the other. The winner is the team whose male and female halves are the first to switch sides. Game chairs should not be heavy.
    The game is played to the song “Ruchechek” (from the repertoire of Viktor Korolev).

    Game "Mothers and Daughters"
    This game is for all guests. The toastmaster brings a baby doll and hands it to one of the guests.
    Toastmaster: Speaking about children's games, one cannot help but recall the game of “mother-daughter”. So, this wonderful baby is our newborn birthday boy!
    The game is that each guest must name the newborn with some affectionate word (for example, my good, my sunshine) and pass it on to the next one, etc., at a fairly fast pace. The further you go, the more sophisticated the affectionate nicknames become.

    Competition "Ceramic Artist"
    Toastmaster: Dear guests, remember what else you loved to do as a child? That's right, children really like to draw! Is there anyone willing to demonstrate their talent as an artist?
    Players are given large disposable plates and colored markers. The participants' task is to paint the plates while blindfolded. Based on applause, the most beautiful plate and winner are chosen. The resulting “masterpieces” are given to the birthday boy as a souvenir.

    Toastmaster: The moment comes when it’s time to say goodbye to you... I want to ask you one thing: don’t forget that at heart we all remain a little children and still believe in fairy tales and miracles! And I congratulate the wonderful birthday boy once again on his birthday! Let all children's and non-childhood dreams come true!

    Birthday script for adults

    Leading:
    Dear guests, as well as those who were not expected, but who, nevertheless, come anyway! We are pleased to announce that the evening dedicated to our dear (dear) ... will not take place, and therefore you can breathe freely and drink as usual.

    To be honest, there is no particular reason for him to have fun. Another year added to the birthday boy’s mind, which, as we all know, is nothing but grief. Therefore, I propose to raise a toast to our insanely young birthday boy!

    Well, since we still have the hero of the occasion, we need to congratulate him with the whole team. I prepared a congratulation, but I have problems with the Russian language, namely with adjectives. I will ask you to name any adjectives, and I will write them down.

    Held funny game"Congratulations on your passes." The text of the congratulations is prepared in advance.
    For example:
    Our __________ team congratulates __________ (name of the hero of the occasion) on his birthday. Everyone knows that he is a man of __________ mind, __________ soul, and besides, he is in __________ form. In his __________ years, not everyone achieved __________ success and accomplished so many __________ things. Let us wish him __________ health, __________ acquaintances, __________, __________ growth and prosperity.

    Leading:
    Let's drink to make all these wishes come true. And now I invite everyone to participate in a super draw. The subject of the drawing is any item that belonged (or belongs) to the birthday person. For example: the first pacifier he sucked in infancy, the car he played with as a child, the boots he wore when he went into the army. Or, in extreme cases, Parker's gold pen, his car keys, his Gucci suit, and the like.

    The presenter announces that the winner of the drawing will be the one who is the last to compliment the hero of the day. Usually such a competition is lively and everyone present takes part in it. We need to warn everyone that epithets addressed to the birthday boy should be pleasant to him. The last person to give compliments is awarded a prize.

    The host gives several people the opportunity to say toasts in honor of the birthday boy and invites guests to take part in the game “Rope”.

    Rope:
    Everyone receives a piece of paper and writes on it the name of an item that can act as a gift to the hero of the occasion. The presenter ties the piece of paper to a string, which is pulled tight at chest level, and invites the birthday boy, blindfolded, to come up and cut off the “gift.” The rest must guide him using the commands “right”, “left” and so on. This is given three attempts. If the birthday person managed to cut the piece of paper, the author undertakes to present this gift on his next birthday.

    Here are a few more games that can warm up those present and at the same time congratulate the hero of the occasion.

    Ode in honor of the hero of the occasion:
    The presenter passes a piece of paper around, offering to compose an ode in honor of the birthday person. The first participant writes the first line and folds the piece of paper so that the text is not visible. Then he writes the second line and passes it to the neighbor on the right. He, in turn, adds a line to the rhyme, folds the piece of paper, and so on, until everyone has contributed to the creation of a poetic masterpiece.
    At the end, the presenter unfolds the piece of paper and expressively reads an ode in honor of the hero of the occasion.

    Striptease:
    For this competition you need to make a full-length silhouette of a human figure from cardboard. A photo of the hero of the occasion is glued in place of the face. This makeshift mannequin is put on as many clothes as possible, from underwear to earrings. Instead of real clothes, you can make paper clothes and pin them to a mannequin. The presenter begins to ask questions regarding the most different aspects life of the hero of the occasion: wedding day, foot size, favorite movie, think about the questions in advance. If the guest answers the question correctly, then one item at a time is removed from the mannequin.
    In order not to make a person blush, you can stop at a dress, but in general everything depends on the person himself; if everything is in order with a sense of humor, then you can undress completely, covering your private parts with paper fig leaves.

    In search of adventure:
    The presenter writes a congratulation on a piece of paper in advance and, before the start of the competition, cuts this sheet into pieces. If the hero of the occasion is a man, then the “pieces” are hidden in the clothes of the ladies present; if a woman is congratulated, then the gentlemen participate.
    The host invites the birthday boy to go in search of adventure and find all the parts of the congratulation. To do this, the participants stand in a row, and the hero of the occasion tries to complete the task. The duration of the game can be limited.
    At the end, the presenter reads out the congratulations and raises a corresponding toast.

    Portrait of the birthday boy:
    For the competition you will need two thick sheets of paper or cardboard (they can be attached to the wall or placed on stands), felt-tip pens, a scarf or a thick bandage.
    The host divides the guests into two teams and invites each to line up in front of their sheet. The hero of the occasion should be seated on a chair with a glass of vodka and a pickled cucumber. The participants’ task is to draw a “portrait”, and this must be done in the following way: the first players of both teams are blindfolded, at a signal they must take felt-tip pens, go to their sheet and draw some element of the portrait: for example, a bottle of vodka or a cucumber. Then the relay passes to the next participants.
    In the final, the birthday boy evaluates the teams’ skills and accepts congratulations.

    Now you need to remember the word “surprise” and please the guests with a mini-performance.

    Leading:
    And now meet the sweet-voiced wanderers, singers of will, geniuses of horse stealing - our gypsy camp!
    For this performance you need to select 4-5 guests and dress them up in improvised gypsy costumes. It is advisable to get a guitar and a bear mask.

    Song of praise in honor of the birthday boy

    White tablecloth
    Filled with wine.
    The guests are drunk
    But that's not what the song is about.
    We sing about you
    Dear, dear!
    Where, in what region
    There is another one!
    Sober eyes
    Clear eyes
    Honest eyes
    And beautiful!
    How we love you
    How we appreciate you
    And we sing about it
    At this wonderful hour!

    The gypsies and the bear, accompanied by appropriate music, approach the hero of the occasion and bring him a glass and bread and salt.

    Gypsy:
    Ah, blue-winged dove, my clear falcon. Please us and your guests with a gypsy come out. And you, precious guests, clap louder, and don’t forget to fill your glasses!
    The birthday boy dances the gypsy dance. Then the host involves the rest of the guests in this dance.

    Gypsy:
    And now, dear guests, look how our little bear dances. And let everyone put some little thing in his hat and give him a treat, which is not a pity.
    A bear with a hat goes around the guests and begs for tasty things: vodka, cucumber. And if it works out, then money. Guests put various little things in a hat: watches, pens, rings, and so on.
    After this, a game of forfeits is played.

    Gypsy:
    And I also have a hat, but not a simple one, but a magical one: it knows what your guests think about you, it will read all their thoughts - everything is for you, dear!
    The guests pull the prepared pieces of paper from the gypsy, and the gypsy “voices his thoughts.”

    What do the guests think about the hero of the occasion:
    1. You want, you want, I know for sure, you want, you want, but you are silent
    2. The spool is small, but expensive.
    3. Drink, but in moderation.
    4. I like that you are not sick with me.
    5. I don’t know if I love you, but it seems that I do.
    6. And you are as cold as an iceberg in the ocean.
    7. What should I give you, my dear man?
    8. I got drunk and drunk, I won’t make it home....
    9. You are my fallen maple...
    10. We have already played the first half.
    11. It’s not evening yet, it’s not evening yet, the road is still bright and the eyes are clear.
    12. I don’t sleep well at night because I love you.
    13. Old age is not joy.
    14. My bunny!
    15. I will never forget you.
    16. Sim-sim, open up, sim-sim, surrender.
    17. I’ll take you to the tundra.
    18. An old friend is better than two new ones.

    Other similar options thoughts can be found in the advice and predictions section.

    The host thanks the gypsies for all the predictions, invites the “camp” to join the company and announces a competition for the best toast in honor of the birthday boy. They can be found in the "birthday toasts" section.

    Scenario for a woman's birthday

    Presenter: Our dear Woman (instead of the word woman, the name of the birthday girl is written according to the script)! Today is a special day - the day of your honor and praise. Today, rulers from different states, galaxies, and even from various eras of world history have come to us. Accept their congratulations and gifts! And the first to cross the threshold of this hall is Tsar Ivan Vasilyevich the Terrible!
    (Music sounds - languid and majestic, befitting the era Tsarist Russia. The “king” enters. Mandatory attire: scepter, orb, hat and caftan. Gifts are an element of the wardrobe that the birthday girl has long dreamed of, for example a fur coat, jacket, boots, etc. All the words of the “king” are written on the appropriate parchment in the handwriting characteristic of that time).

    King: “I am great king and the Prince of All Rus' John Vasilyevich on this day, I congratulate you, Princess Woman, on your holiday - your birthday. I wish you good health, to shine with beauty and outshine all the servants sitting here, to have obedient children, and a hard-working man. Accept, princess, a gift from the royal shoulder!

    He gives a gift and leaves.

    Presenter: And now the ruler of the East has come to us - the sensitive and incomparable Sultan!

    (Oriental music sounds. The “Sultan” enters. It is better for the birthday girl’s husband to congratulate the Sultan. The outfit is a turban, light trousers - bloomers, a colorful shirt. Gifts - flowers, a chest with a huge number of 10-kopeck coins, since they are most similar for gold, a box of chocolates in the shape of a heart. In advance you need to find the music for the song “If I were a Sultan”).

    The Sultan sings the song:
    If I were a sultan,
    I wish I had a palace
    And in my palace
    There would be a hundred rings.
    It would be better then
    Chose for you -
    Gold b, pearls
    I would give it!

    Chorus (2 times):
    Not too bad
    Congratulations to you
    Much better -
    Give gifts!
    If I were a sultan,
    I would be rich
    I would give it to you
    There's a whole garden of flowers!
    But since I'm a husband,
    That's all,
    I will give you happiness and love!
    Chorus (2 times).

    Gifts are given according to the appropriate words. Having performed the song, the Sultan kisses the hero of the occasion and leaves!

    Presenter: Rumors about your birthday have reached even the galactically distant planets of our Universe. The Lord of the planet Alpha - Centauri - Gorfield has come to congratulate you.

    (Electronic music sounds, better group"Space". An alien enters. It’s worth taking care of an alien costume in advance; if you couldn’t find one, make your own green face mask and throw on a shiny cloak. Gifts - a set of CDs with the birthday girl’s favorite music or films).

    Alien (burrs like an alien): Oh, Woman! You are like a representative human race would be uniquely suited for our experiments due to her excellent intelligence, fortitude and energy. But just because today is such a holiday and because your heart is bright, your soul is kind, and your eyes glow with warmth, we will not touch you. Accept gifts from our planet. Here you will find all the information that is selected according to your tastes and style!

    Gives a gift. Leaves.

    Presenter: But not only from the far corners of the Universe, but also from the far corners of the planet, representatives of different nations rush to congratulate you, our incomparable Woman. The leader of the African tribe Chingachkuk also came to us today! Meet!

    (African motifs sound. The “leader” enters. You can also make a mask or put a black stocking on your head. Put leaves on your belt. Gifts - a figurine, money from Feng Shui, a “singing wind” - an accessory that is hung above the door and which rings when someone comes in. It’s worth taking care of the soundtrack for the song “Chunga-Changa” in advance).

    The leader sings a song:
    Chunga-changa, I give you
    Chunga-changa, breeze in hand,
    Chunga-changa, and tatem also,
    May he give happiness and warmth!
    Chorus (2 times):
    Congratulations to Chunga-chang,
    Chunga-changa and I wish,
    I wish you happiness, joy,
    Chunga-changa!
    Chunga-changa, I give you
    Chunga-changa, a couple of coins,
    May they bring good luck
    And let peace, peace reign around!
    Chorus (2 times)

    Presents gifts to the corresponding words in the song. Leaves.

    Presenter: And our galaxy of congratulations ends with the Supreme God of Olympus himself - Zeus!

    (Music from the “sounds of nature” series plays. Zeus enters, wrapped in a sheet instead of a robe, with a laurel wreath on his head. Gifts - an exclusive bottle of wine, cognac or other alcoholic drink.)

    Zeus: I, as the God of Olympus, not only address great and loud words of congratulations in your honor, but also consider it an honor to present you with a cup of wine, which is not only tasted on Olympus, but has also been tasted by representatives of the highest castes of the human race. Taste it - purify your thoughts, strive for obedience, be beautiful and healthy! All the most majestic and impetuous!

    Gives a gift. Leaves.

    Presenter: For the words of the most prominent representatives of peoples, powers, Galaxies, you need to drink and eat. Let's continue the fun and celebration!

    Scenario for a holiday in the form of a feast

    Presenter: On this significant day, everyone came to congratulate you, dear birthday boy, on your birthday! I am sure that every guest has something to say to the hero of the occasion. It is with this interesting moment that we will begin our evening!

    Birthday is a glorious holiday,
    A good, long-awaited holiday.
    On this day I wish everyone well,
    Light, joy, happiness, warmth!

    So that the birthday boy knows all the good things that you came to him with, I propose to make a collective toast. I'm starting a toast, but really interesting moment I suggest that my neighbor at the table continue it. Thus, you will get a long toast with a great, and most importantly interesting meaning. The main thing is that the last person finishes the toast logically. Well, in what order the toast will be said, we will find out using lots.

    1. Collective toast
    After such a luxurious toast, it will be useful to have a snack. And, of course, drink to the health of our birthday boy.

    Feast

    And now I invite all guests, including the birthday boy, to take part in a frank blitz survey, which will not do without a bit of humor. So, each person pulls two pieces of paper out of the box - one with an intriguing question written on it, and the other with a suggested answer. Thus, we will learn about the deepest secrets and secrets of everyone present. Everyone draws out their own question and answer so that everything is fair.

    2. Blitz survey
    Cards with questions:
    Do you often wake up in bed with a Georgian stranger?
    Do you dream of a love meeting with a black man?
    Do you like to sing while you wash your hair?
    Do you sleep in a bunny suit?
    How often do people around you see you picking your nose?
    Do you like to read novels on the toilet?

    Answer cards:
    Only on payday
    I don't know, but my subconscious tells me that of course
    I can't believe my ears! How did you find out?
    It's true, these are the best moments of my life
    This happens when I eat at night.
    Only after a wine-beer-vodka cocktail!

    Host: It's time to have a snack again, otherwise our guests will leave the holiday hungry!

    Have you had a snack? Great! Then I suggest moving a little. Our men, who don’t even know what it’s like to be pregnant, take part in the next game!

    3. Competition “Ninth month of pregnancy”
    Rules: Each man is given balloons, which must be hidden under his shirt. This way you will get a decent tummy. The task of each man is to collect as many matches scattered on the floor as possible. The main thing is that the balloons do not burst! Thus, we will find out which man will be the most dexterous.

    Host: Great! And now I propose to show a film called “Modern Silent Cinema” for our birthday boy. Each guest is given a piece of paper with a word written on it. You need to use gestures and facial expressions to show this word to the birthday person. The birthday boy, naturally, must reveal all the secrets of the silent genre by guessing the treasured word.

    Suggested words: holiday, rose, bouquet, birthday, gift, surprise.

    4. Game "Silent Movie"

    Leading:
    And finally, I would like to say:
    Birthday Holy holiday
    A day of fun and goodness!
    Invite your friends and girlfriends
    Let the kids stand in a circle
    Set the table quickly
    We all have more fun together!

    Introduction

    This scenario is suitable for an anniversary celebrated with family without a toastmaster.
    The hero of the day is a woman. For the holiday you need to prepare the following:

    The middle of a flower (optionally, made from colored cardboard);
    - flower petals, on which the wish text is already printed (can also be made of colored cardboard);
    - impose double sided tape onto the petals, peel off only one inner side.

    For the competition you need to prepare some kind of blindfold, it could be a scarf. At the end of the anniversary evening, all those congratulating them sing a reworked song to the tune of “Let them run clumsily...”. To do this, you need to turn on the backing track of this song or play the guitar. It is also possible that the song is sung without music. There can be any number of congratulators (family members). This scenario is easily adaptable. If there are fewer than 5 family members present at the holiday, then family member No. 5, for example, becomes family member No. 1. Pleasant, Interesting games and entertainment in a cozy, warm and family company will decorate any anniversary!

    Close relative (family member #1)

    So, the whole family is assembled,
    So, I’m starting the holiday!
    Happy anniversary, (name of the hero of the day), my!
    Everything today for you:
    Both artists and friends,
    And, of course, here I am!
    Everyone is in a hurry to congratulate you,
    And leave gifts
    And sing and dance,
    Let's rock it with the whole family!

    (Everyone explodes confetti crackers, music is turned on, which will sound as the background throughout the holiday.)

    Introduction:

    This scenario is suitable for celebrating an anniversary outside the home. This could be a cafe, restaurant, etc. It doesn’t matter how old the birthday girl is. This script is designed to congratulate a woman. To hold the celebration you will only need prizes for competitions and a ruler (20cm), which, in turn, has a number of advantages. First of all, it does not require special training or additional costs for time or the production of any attributes. All competitions and games can be carried out without difficulty and preparation.

    Ladies and Gentlemen!
    I greet you!
    We have gathered here,
    Not just to eat everything.
    And (name of the hero of the day) congratulate,
    Leave a great impression.
    Well, dear guests,
    Are you ready to be funny?
    The hero of the day is about to come in,
    You'll be surprised, where are the people?
    And we will all hide with you
    And let's sit under the tables,
    (name of the hero of the day) will not understand then,
    Who will she celebrate with?
    Three seconds later Let's jump out from under the table.
    There will be screams, there will be laughter, there will be joy for everyone!
    Are you ready, Gentlemen?
    Hide quickly then.

    Introduction:

    We propose to spend this holiday in the style of “Halloween”. The theme is very bright and most importantly fun and unusual. To celebrate, we will need to decorate the room; there must be a pumpkin with a burning candle on the table, if the time of year does not allow us to find a pumpkin in in kind, then you can try to make it out of paper, then replace the candle with a flashlight. From balloons you can make spiders. You can introduce a dress code for all guests, let everyone come dressed as devils, witches, vampires, etc. The menu should be limited, and if possible, decorate everything in the same theme, for example, salad in the form of a fly agaric, beef in the blood (in tomato), etc. To make the holiday memorable for a long time, at the very beginning we arrange a photo session, the birthday girl is photographed with each guest separately.

    Well, everyone is assembled, let's start the Sabbath,
    Birthday in Halloween style,
    Then we’ll meet the birthday girl soon,
    And pour the potion into our glasses!
    (they greet the birthday girl and fill the glasses)

    And here comes the main witch.
    What is endowed with witchcraft beauty,
    Let me present you with a diploma,
    And give a black flower!
    (the presenter hands the birthday girl a comic diploma about graduating from the school of witches, as well as a rose repainted black)

    And now quickly to the table,
    We choose our treats more boldly,
    Fly agaric or moss salad,
    The snack is good today
    Well, in the meantime, I’ll say another toast,
    Wishes for the special day:
    So that in life you can cast magic,
    To make all your wishes come true!
    (everyone drinks, meal)

    And now the competition, and for the victory there is a prize,
    I’ll give you a mask from the movie “Scary Movie” for an encore!

    Introduction:

    We play out the scenario in the style of “Heavenly Delight”. To do this, your home will need to be given the image of paradise. To do this, you can hang posters printed on a color printer in the form of clouds, as well as photos of angels. Be sure to decorate your home with fresh flowers, the bigger and brighter the better. In order for the holiday to go exactly according to the script, one of the “household” must take on the role of host.
    Scenario.

    Even if you’re at home, it’s no problem,
    There's restaurant food on the table,
    In addition, the house today has been transformed into paradise,
    Enriched with bright flowers,
    And that's all for our dear,
    Beloved, respected, dear,
    (name) there is a reason for everything,
    Birthday in your honor!
    (applause)

    The table of heaven is already set,
    But for some reason someone doesn’t rattle their glasses...
    It's time to pour champagne into glasses,
    And drink to (name)’s health!
    (everyone drinks, then a small meal)

    Stop eating regular food
    We are gentlemen with you in heaven,
    Therefore, there is another treat,
    From which we will receive heavenly pleasure!

    Introduction:

    A birthday is always a long-awaited holiday that cannot pass without a trace. It is worth celebrating beautifully and with dignity, especially if it is a woman’s birthday. A large number of people are always associated with a celebration, so our advice to you is to celebrate such a holiday in a cafe or restaurant, but if you decide to stay at home, then there will be nothing wrong with that.

    In any case, you have to decorate the room in which everything will take place. For any lady, flowers will be the main decoration; it will be very good if you recognize her most favorite inflorescences. Flowers should be on the table in vases, and you can also decorate the walls with them. Balloons, inflated with helium and released up to the ceiling will definitely lift your spirits. To ensure that congratulations from guests remain for a long time, we advise you to purchase a book of wishes, in which guests will write their congratulations as the holiday progresses.

    To make the celebration a success, be sure to invite a professional host; with her, the holiday will be unforgettable.

    And so, all the guests are already sitting in their places, the birthday begins.

    Today there will be only one in charge here,
    She is beautiful, wonderful and sweet,
    She has many girlfriends, and friends,
    Today she will be the most important
    And why?! The answer will be:
    After all, it’s our (woman’s name) birthday!

    The hero of the day goes out to the middle of the hall, the presenter comes out from behind the scenes, and her assistants, in the following images, in the same order:

    1) Happiness - with thoughts about happiness, for some reason something warm, yellow, golden appears, so happiness should have clothes or a cape of a similar color, plus you need to pin an emblem with a similar name;

    2) Love - here you need something pink, maybe with balloon in the shape of a heart;

    3) Fashion - here you can wear a Dolce and Gabanna or Dior sprint T-shirt.

    Happiness is the first to congratulate:

    (name of the Anniversary) on your Anniversary Birthday,
    I hurried as best I could
    And having gained inspiration,
    I'll tell you one thing:
    You are a beautiful blonde
    And I want to live with you,
    Your soulmate won't bother us,
    You will always keep me in a box,
    I will hasten to hand it over to you!

    Introduction:

    A birthday is always a grandiose event, and if it is also an anniversary, then it is a holiday of double pleasure. The most important thing is to prepare well for it, create a good menu and, of course, carry out everything according to the script.

    Subject:

    "Anniversary in the forest." The theme is interesting and a little fabulous, and will definitely lift everyone’s spirits. To decorate the hall, anything festive is suitable, for example, balloons, congratulatory garlands and posters. You can also make a large tree of wishes yourself, which will also serve as a decoration, and then on it all guests will be able to sign their congratulations and wishes in memory of the hero of the day. The hero of the day is given the main role, the image of a forest fairy. And the presenter can choose the image of an owl, as a symbol of a wise animal.

    Hello ladies and gentlemen,
    I welcome you all here with a bang,
    It was not in vain that the holiday came to our forest,
    It will be time to know the anniversary!
    Forest fairies birthday today,
    And she looks just so incredible
    Well, are you eager to see her?!
    Then I’ll ask her to call the choir!

    (the guests, at the command of the presenter, call the hero of the day, she enters to applause and solemn music)

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