Men are our support, protection and love! When preparing for a loved one’s birthday, it is important to secretly come up with such entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday boy and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a bit of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only diversify the planned holiday program, but also present memorable gifts to the birthday boy in an original way, with humor and invention.
At the table
Scene No. 1 “Harmful cleaning lady”
At the height of the holiday, the “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.
One of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning woman: What do I care about that? I do my job and don't bother anyone.
(A quarrel begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is advisable for this guest to sit next to the birthday boy).
Guest: Don’t you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning woman: Oh, are you having a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).
Cleaning woman: So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So it was because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations to you!
(Takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene No. 2 “Congratulations from friends”
Each person has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing an adaptation of a song to the tune of “The blue ball is spinning and spinning.”
Together:
The years, like birds, fly by in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.1 friend
We will give a red ball to the bolder ones,
As a sign of respect, accept it quickly,
Lots of warmth, lots of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!2 friend
So that you are happy all year round,
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let your family, friends be nearby,
You are the best, I say without concealment.1 friend
We want to give you peace of mind,
Reward with a blue ball on this day.
He will save you from sadness,
And only goodness will find its way into your home!2 friend
The orange ball is like a dream,
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you forever.Together
There were also other balls,
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what's going on.There was a yellow ball - it decorated the bouquet,
But it is changeable, a treacherous color.
Yellow ball - tests in fate,
So we won't give it to you.We found a black ball
But they didn’t bring it either.
He carries sadness and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 “Compliments”
For this congratulation you will need a presenter, whatman paper and markers.
1. On whatman paper, the presenter writes the name of the birthday person horizontally or vertically (whichever is more convenient).
2. The guests’ task is to come up with an adjective for each letter that characterizes the birthday person in a positive way.
3. At the end, the presenter gives the birthday boy a gift for being so perfect. The gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.
Scene No. 4 “Hidden Gifts”
The guests are sitting at the table, the host is holding a bag of gifts in his hands.
Selectively approaches guests with a request to take a gift out of the bag.
Each gift must be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The host leaves a note for the guest who received the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday person with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday person.1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give you a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy,
Because there…
(The birthday boy unwraps the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).2. Wear it for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember your guests more often,
I have exactly the same ones on me,
So now you and I are brothers.
(Gift - panties with a gag).3. You never know what life will bring to us.
Take it with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps our best reward
As a gift for you...
(Gift - toilet paper).4. Have you thought about giving something like this?
We decided that you are independent,
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret,
Our gift is a bottle...
(Gift - a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 “Wishes from a psychic”
Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know it myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me probe your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see... I see that your aura is good! Positive moments attract! So, I’m telling you what awaits you: 364 days of prosperity and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I don’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, and your mink coat flashes all the time... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then again it’s vague - everything is pure banality: happiness, health, love, luck... But what will be, will be - I just can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies there for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you and told you to give you gifts! (Gives a gift).
Scene No. 6 “Doctor’s visit”
For the scene, you can prepare a doctor’s costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, and a flashlight.
Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who's sick here? I see, I see, what do we have here?
“Dangone never lacks”? (Looks questioningly at the birthday boy, but does not give an answer; he takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's listen with our hearts?! I hear, I hear: “lovelessness”!
Let's continue the inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ahh, here everything is serious... you have a rare disease on your hands: “work in the throat is never a horror”!
(Knocks on knees with a hammer): And you have “all-over-all-kinosis” in your legs! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in his eyes). And here everything is clear: “gadget dependent”! So! Here is my verdict - you will live another 150 years if you take what I prescribe. Take one bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to radically get rid of gadget addiction! I prescribe you the best medicines (gives good book or a collection of motivational quotes)! Well, everyone, be healthy! (Bows and leaves).
Movable
Scene No. 7 “Congratulations to the King!”
Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: The king's throne, costumes for the courtiers (or at least attributes).Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your country, and on behalf of all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!
(He unrolls the scroll with importance. He looks around in fear and calls another courtier).
Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulations?
(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll.)
Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - show me! How angry is King (Name)? (Guests show). How does the king dance at a cheerful discus, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine and make his way into his payment room without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday boy).
Courtier 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are the overseas gifts! Accept, King (Name), congratulations!
Courtier 1: Count De (guest's last name) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).
Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country presents you with an enchanting aroma! With him you can do anything! Neutralize your enemies and gain allies! (They give perfume).
Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a golden fish so that all your wishes come true! Prince (name) from (...) gives you the opportunity to do this! (They give fishing equipment).
Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is a worthwhile thing! A magic potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).
Courtier 1: And I make a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Grab this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 “Three brooms”
Three women will be needed for congratulations. Each of them has a broom in their hands. In total you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
To have a healthy man
We give you an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We'll soar you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom lightly pats the birthday boy).Second woman
Don't fuss and don't suffer,
Better yet, use a birch broom.
Let's walk over the shoulders, over the head,
So that you are as healthy as a bull on a cow.Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all sorrows disappear, let’s soar him boldly.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the lower back.
Scene No. 9 “Congratulations from oriental beauties”
Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles according to the number of gifts). The girls enter the ceremony and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.
Girl 1: Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, they all came to congratulate you!
Girl 2: You are a lover of bright life, accept gifts quickly!
Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we are giving you a fish! (You can arrange a “bouquet” of several types of salted fish, or just sets of snacks).
Girl 1: So that your wife dotes on you, you are wearing a set of tea!
Girl 2: Well, of course, we prepared sweets for tea! With cognac!
Girl 3: There are no sweets (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1: For you, who likes to swim in a warm river in the morning, we will give you, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then simply replace it with the words “that’s what!”)
Scene No. 10 “A Little Life Story”
Characters: Presenter, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: chair, sheet, cap, diaper, bottle with a pacifier with a cocktail, animal masks, inscriptions “Car”, “ball”, “Prestigious work”, school bag, audio recordings: “My only”, “Oh, this wedding”.
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, he can put on a diaper, put on a cap, and sit on a chair.Leading: Sit down, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very little, he was given a bottle of milk... (He comes up, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured into it. It is better to find out about the preferences of the birthday boy in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid be white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests wearing animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play with a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has the inscription on the back “Car”, the other “Ball”). Our birthday boy has grown up (the host helps the birthday person remove all attributes, gives him a briefcase), and began going to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song plays: “My only one!”)Young woman: What hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).
Leading: Our hero grew up, did not forget about his first love, and promised himself to marry her! And, in the end, he still married, but to someone else!
(The song “Ah, this wedding sang and danced”) plays.Leading: Then I looked for a prestigious job, worked well and provided for my family with dignity!
(The guest runs out, the inscription on the back is “Prestigious work”, the birthday boy approaches him, and he runs away, hides, and in the end, of course, catches him).All characters speak in chorus or in turn: Life flies by, but don’t rush! Feel free to write your story! Walk steadfastly on the path to happiness, there is so much more to come! Well, we congratulate you, don’t judge, how prepared you were, your people!
(Next is the presentation of gifts).
Any gift is nice to receive, but when it is presented in an extraordinary way, if the birthday person sees that you prepared and tried, he will be doubly pleased, and the birthday, which was prepared with such imagination and love by loved ones, will forever remain indelible impressions!
A poetic congratulation to the hero of the day is good, but a costumed one is even better! After all, what is the holiday famous for: toys and laughs, jokes and nursery rhymes. In fact, funny, mischievous costumed congratulations remain in the memory for a long time.
Who should you wear to congratulate the hero of the day? In literary and film characters, in popular pop and art figures, in representatives of professions that we often encounter in life, and even in our little brothers who live next to us, watching us and drawing their conclusions. So they can be the heroes of festive costumed congratulations.
Where can I get the props? Rummage through closets and chests, contact the costume department of the theater or House of Culture. Ideally, a costumed congratulation should be a real small performance with the participation of one or two actors, the hero of the day and, if possible, other guests, but even if you just give a congratulatory speech suitable for the occasion, being in the image of the chosen hero, it will be met with a bang.
We offer several sample congratulatory speeches by well-known characters.
They will be appropriate at a gala meeting, at an anniversary banquet, and during a small family feast.
Gypsy (gypsy camp)
In a long wide skirt, with a ringing monist around her neck, the guest, shaking her shock of resin hair, will perform, languidly looking into the eyes of the hero of the day, a song in the style of “Dear Ivan Ivanovich has come to us, to us!” Then she will bring a glass of wine to the hero of the day with the call “Drink to the bottom!” For those who are interested in this image, but who are not very confident in their own abilities, we recommend watching, for example, the film “Cruel Romance.”
But singing is singing, and what is a gypsy without fortune telling? Examining the lines of fate in the palm of the hero of the day or the fallen cards, no matter what the mysterious guest sees, she must predict only good things for the hero of the day. For example, the successful and speedy completion of the construction of a dacha (if it is being built), the appearance of grandchildren and great-grandchildren (if they are really expected), foreign tours (even if they are not actually planned), etc.
The gypsy should end her congratulations no less effectively than she began. You can’t do without “gypsy girl” as a final chord.
Policeman
An inspector of the State Alcohol Inspectorate (for the duration of the anniversary, the abbreviation GAI will stand for this) foreman, say, Pokhmelkin, can fine those gathered for raising anniversary toasts too slowly, give the hero of the day’s wife an indefinite license to drive her husband, and give the hero of the day the right to drive a garden cart (if he retires), etc.
The brave law enforcement officer will not ignore the guests - he can instruct them on the correct way to honor the hero of the day by raising anniversary toasts in a friendly manner.
Firefighter
The stern fire inspector Captain Podzhigalkin (or the owner of another “flammable” surname) will come to the anniversary out of duty.
He will inform those gathered about the increased risk of fire in the room where the celebration is being celebrated, due to the presence of a large number of hearts burning with love for the hero of the day.
The captain will recommend using cans of beer and bottles of champagne as fire extinguishers, which he can immediately present to the hero of the day (necessarily against signature). In addition, the inspector can form several fire brigades just in case of a fire, as well as an orchestra of the anniversary fire brigade, which, using any available means used as wind and noise instruments, will perform for the hero of the day the song “Let them run clumsily...” or another a piece of music appropriate to the moment.
Emergency doctors
The ambulance team, which quickly rushed into the anniversary at someone's call, seriously intends to check the health of those gathered. Since the visiting doctors are real professionals, sometimes, barely looking at the whites of the guest’s eyes or his smile, or slightly applying a stethoscope to the back of the person sitting at the table, they will immediately, without much thought, tedious questioning and analysis, make a diagnosis that should amuse the guests.
Doctors can give anyone who evades a medical examination an exam on their knowledge of medical terms. Based on the results of the exam, two teams of newly minted doctors are formed, between whom competitions are held to best bandage the feet of the hero of the day (in the case of fast dances), bandage the hands (in the case of too strong handshakes and hugs), etc.
At the end of their visit, doctors may arrange preventive actions against unexpected misfortunes, for example, carrying out general disinfection (ingestion of strong drinks).
Little Red Riding Hood
At the beginning of her appearance at her grandmother's (grandfather's) anniversary, the heroine of a famous fairy tale will, of course, perform for her (him) a song from the movie of the same name, slightly altered for the occasion.
Then the guest will give a short quiz. She asks her grandfather or grandmother questions in the style of fairy tales: “Why are your eyes so big?” etc. But in order not to bother the hero of the day, Little Red Riding Hood can immediately give original answers herself. For example, to the question: “Why do you need so many guests?” - the girl will immediately guess: “Is this to give more gifts? Yes?" Or: “Why do you need so many flowers?” - “This is so that it doesn’t smell like wine!”; “Why are you so old?” - “Ah, I know, I know! This is so that no one will guess that you are still young, otherwise they will force you to go to work again!” etc.
From the basket that she brought with her, Little Red Riding Hood will definitely take out a pot of butter (possibly with sour cream, etc.) and several pies to tell fortunes for the hero of the day. If he gets a pie with potatoes, he will spend the summer at the dacha, with raisins in the Caucasus, with rice in China. If he takes out a pie with meat, it means he will go hunting, with fish - for fishing, with jam - love adventures await the hero of the day.
Two heroes
Two heroes in helmets, capes, and swords ride into the hall where the anniversary is being celebrated, riding on wooden horses. Since there are only two of them, and in the classical painting there are more, they turn to the hero of the day with the question: “Will you be the third?” The hero of the day is intrigued by such a proposal, and he agrees (or maybe it’s a matter of male solidarity?). But in order to become a member of such a daring company, the birthday boy will have to show both valiant daring and heroic strength.
What challenges await the hero of the day? It depends on him physical fitness, because you can push both balloons and two-pound weights. The main thing is that the hero of the day must be at his best. Possible options tests: arm wrestling (a hand fight held at a table), lifting a chair by the tip of a leg, shooting at targets from a toy bow or crossbow, inflating balloon until it bursts, etc. The last, most serious test may be the “feat of Svyatogor,” who promised to turn the earth over, but failed. But the hero of the day will be able to do this if you give him a globe or a bag of garden soil.
The heroes celebrate the completion of the tests by pouring libations from cups - containers worthy of mighty men, and then they solemnly present the hero of the day with a wooden horse, a hero’s helmet, a toy sword and that very “inverted earth”, which the hero of the day will still need at the dacha or when choosing a route for travel. .
Guests from the Caucasus
The appearance of distinguished guests from the Caucasus is a holiday for all those gathered for the anniversary. The roles of elders can be successfully played good people of any age, if you glue a lush mustache on them, put hats or large headdresses on their heads, called aero caps, and stick a dagger into everyone’s belt. And each of them should be able to tell a beautiful toast in the spirit of the best Caucasian traditions.
A toast could be, for example, like this: “When the queen wanted to find a husband, the people decided to choose the best of the horsemen for her, for which each of the applicants had to spend the night with the queen. In the morning, when the first horseman left his chambers, the people asked the queen:
- Well, how?
- Fine...
- How?! Just normal? To Kuru!
The next morning, another horseman leaves the queen.
- How? - the people ask.
- Fine! - the queen answers.
- Only good?! To Kuru!
It’s the third morning, and the third horseman leaves the palace.
- Well, how? - the people ask the queen.
- Fabulous!
- Fabulous?! So to Kuru!
- For what? - the horseman begged.
- And for the company!
So let’s drink to the wonderful company that our wonderful hero of the day has gathered at this table!”
If several people came to honorable aksakals, then it is not necessary that all their toasts should be made at once. Invite guests to the table, and their wisdom can be enjoyed all evening.
The first performance of the mountaineers can be completed with an incendiary lezginka.
Carlson, who lives on the roof
The best ghost in the world with a motor, he is also a man in the prime of his life, moderately well-fed and moderately educated, having flown to the anniversary “jam day”, of course, he will be very surprised to see how his beloved Baby has grown - so he will be, on Joy to everyone, naming the hero of the day.
Compassionate Carlson will definitely want to “fill” the Kid with jam from a jar, which this time he took with him for a special occasion.
Then the prankster will offer to play a little prank. The hero of the day may be confused by such an unexpected proposal, and Carlson will get down to business himself. Having broken a couple of glasses and plates, he will begin to calm everyone down, saying that this is all nonsense, an everyday matter.
Having frolicked, the best congratulator in the world will immediately perform an anniversary ode in honor of the Kid (see the section “Poetic congratulations”) and, having refueled with some type of fuel from festive table, with a feeling of duty well fulfilled, will go to his small house on the roof...
Postman Pechkin
Our dear postman Pechkin, of course, will bring the hero of the day a parcel from Matroskin and Sharik, which may contain, for example, a set of dairy products from Prostokvashin, a photo gun, as well as gardener’s or photographer’s reference books. The postman's bag may also contain congratulatory telegrams addressed to the hero of the day. Serious and sincere messages will arrive from relatives and friends from distant cities, and Pechkin will find not very serious ones in the “Posters-Telegrams” section.
But first, the pedantic postman will demand identification documents from the hero of the day. In the section “Comic documents for the hero of the day and guests” we provided samples of some of them, and it’s good if they are presented before Pechkin’s arrival, otherwise the hero of the day will be left without a package from Prostokvashin...
What follows are no longer ideas and scenario plans, but fairly detailed scenarios of costumed congratulations. When accepting any of them for production, please take the time to rehearse. At the same time, pay more attention not to memorizing the text, but to developing consistency in the actions of all artists with partners, assistants and musicians. If your knowledge of the text of the role is not solid and you have a hint sheet and a hero of the day in your hands, the guests will forgive you for this. But if the wrong phonogram plays or your partner delivers a line that is not according to the script and gets embarrassed, this can significantly spoil the impression of your performance, which was so well planned. So, go for it!
Congratulations to a worker and a collective farmer
Under the “March of Enthusiasts”, characters familiar from childhood enter the hall, making up V. Mukhina’s sculpture “Worker and Collective Farm Woman” - the trademark of the Mosfilm film studio. Well, of course, the cut glass, close to the hearts of all Soviet people, was also invented by her - and few people know about this. They remembered only as the author of this sculpture... Probably because cut glasses have become familiar in every home, especially in the outback, and the monument turned out to be very majestic, solemn, and they remember it only on special occasions.
So, a worker and a collective farmer, full of vitality and confident in the future, enter the hall with strong gait, holding their tools of labor in their upward-pointing hands - a sickle and a hammer.
He: They pulled us off the pedestal... Should we raise virgin soil?
She: We were invited to the holiday!
He: What is it like to perform?
She: No, just stand there.
He: What will happen here?
She: Family ball!
He: What do we care about those ideas?
She: Our union is considered a family, but so far without children.
Him: Where do children come from? Mukhina, the prankster, Turned us to face each other not, but...
She: Who cares! And the country has changed.
He: I noticed that myself.
She: And what kind of family should it be, the relatives are worried.
Him: Like what? Ordinary! Having many children, working! At eight he went to work, at five he returned - and a hero!
She: Do the heroes give flowers?
Him: There is no money. And then, is life built with flowers? Only with a hammer and sickle!
She: How unromantic it is with you! I wish I could go to France! I would look great there in a mini set!
(The collective farmer puts the sickle on the floor, slowly takes off her work robe, revealing an elegant short dress underneath. Then she makes a few rumba-style dance moves and turns to the worker again.)
She: Honey, I seem to look just like Sylvia Kristel. Maybe I should star in a film?
(The worker pats her on the shoulder.)
He: Me too, Emmanuelle! She flew away and dreamed!
(Puts the collective farmer in the starting position.)
Him: Stop living in the clouds! They dragged us off the pedestal to stand in the decorations!
She: No, no, pipes! Once they stole it, I can’t stand in silence, and I consider it my duty to congratulate the hero of the day!
He: So, of course, it should be according to human customs, is it only us who speak stone-tonguedly?
She: Maybe I’m tongue-tied, maybe I’m simple-minded, but I can’t remain silent on a holiday! I wish the hero of the day...
He: So that the birds don’t bother me, so that the vandals don’t write swear words,
She: I wish there was a roof on top, mice on the bottom and no smoke on the head from the sun!
Together: In general, we wanted to say, let the applause ring! May you work for two hundred years without restoration!
A worker and a collective farmer woman, accompanied by the “March,” approach the hero of the day, present him with a hammer and sickle, and solemnly leave.
Congratulating the cow Milka or removing the veil of secrecy from the personal life of the hero of the day
This character will be a real exotic on the anniversary of a city resident, but in those populated areas, where folklore traditions are strong, such a costumed congratulation may come to court.
To the song “You not only ate flowers...” the cow Milka enters the hall with a large can in her hands, coquettishly wagging her tail.
Milka: M-just a minute, m-just a minute, m-my dears! What are you doing! I asked you not to start without m-me! I apologize for the m-minimal delay, m-milk, you know, I was handing over... but now can I m-address a few words to the m-young hero of the day?
(The cow addresses the hero of the day.)
Milka: Well, what are you doing? I could have prepared better if I had known about the holiday even earlier. I wouldn’t have come alone then, you have a lot of us, don’t you, naughty girl? Well, okay, your Milka is not angry with you! Well, come to me, come! I want to be in your m-manly arms again!
(Milka does not expect mercy from the confused hero of the day, puts the can on the floor and hugs the hero of the day tightly.)
Milka: Oh, what sweet m-flour this is! Darling, do you remember how it all happened the first time? Of course, of course, you remember everything! Let's remember together?! I was so m-young and m-dreamy, and you were so, well, just m-macho!!! It's just m-mystic, but everything happened just m-instantly! Let's tell you how it was!.. Or is it better not to? Well, that's right! M-they will know a lot - they will want a lot. Although the latter, as they say, is not harmful! Anyway, I got distracted. Happy birthday to you, m-my darling! I would like you for this about mmm! But I came up with a better idea! Yes, out of the blue the m-muse came over me, and I decided to give it to you... You'll never guess! Dance! W-we'll do a dance starting with the letter "m"! No, not a mazurka. And not the macarena. And not a minuet. We will perform tango! Why on "m"? Because m-my tango! Maestro, m-music!
(Milka stands up with the hero of the day, but immediately gives a sign to interrupt the musical accompaniment.)
Milka: Wait a minute! I can't do that! I still need to do something, especially for my friends, so they know! And then everyone goes on and on: “He’s no match for you, no match!” Here, try it on, I prepared it especially for you!
(Milka puts small horns on an elastic band on the hero of the day.)
Milka: Now everything is in order. (To his wife.) And you, lady, don’t worry, this is a dummy, although they look like the real thing. Now - m-music!
(The cow and the hero of the day perform a passionate tango. When the music stops sounding, she stops and looks languidly at her partner.)
Milka: You're just a m-mustang! He almost made poor Milka faint! Mmm. Take this off, otherwise you’ll get used to it. (Takes off his horns.) Wait just a minute! I still went to the anniversary...
(Milka points to the can.)
Milka: I give you my favorite drink starting with the letter “m” - no, you didn’t guess, not milk, but nutmeg! When you drink, remember your Milka! And you, dear guests, also cannot sit without gifts: ice cream for everyone! Oh, what a m-man! What a pity that it’s time for milking... Happy anniversary! Happy holiday! Goodbye, my m-macho!
Ice cream is handed out to the guests, and Milka leaves the hall to the music, blowing kisses.
Verka Serduchka's show
Verka Serduchka: Yes, girls! Come to me quickly! Now I’ll sing a sad song about love... New Year’s Eve, and I’m without champagne!.. What? What are you talking about? It's not New year's night? And what kind? Anniversary? And what’s more, it’s not night, but evening? Oh, what's going on, girls! It's all this, what's his name... stress! The heart is pounding, the chest is falling, the head refuses to think. I urgently need a glass... Well, quickly! What champagne?! What does champagne have to do with it, since it’s not New Year’s Eve? And then, have you never heard my song? Yes, maestro! Help me!
(Verka Serduchka performs a verse, and maybe the entire song “Gorilka”.)
Verka Serduchka: Citizens! Urgently need some vodka to overcome the effects of stress! Man, don’t look like that, the lady might get embarrassed! (Drinks a glass.) Oh, it’s bitter, girls, it’s bitter! Why doesn’t anyone shout “bitterly”? Oh, I forgot, it’s not a wedding, it’s an anniversary! Well, who are we drinking for? Oh, and this is the hero of the day? What prince, what prince is missing, girls! Now, now, your princess is coming to you! (He goes to the hero of the day.) What, is the princess sitting next to him? (Disappointed.) Oh, girls, what a missing prince! Of course, she is far from me, but she is also okay. Okay, the prince is not mine, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations! Yes, sit, sit! Probably a lot has happened already? I know what you mean! I myself am an aged woman... I won’t say at what age. So have you already been congratulated? Why then not in lipstick? What, girls, no one could even kiss a man? Well, let me kiss you! (Kisses the hero of the day so that a bright spot remains on his cheek.) Here, it is clearly visible that the person is congratulated. What did you give? Don't know yet? Are they all wrapped up? Well what are you doing! It should be unfolded immediately. No, no, leave it like that. And then suddenly you'll get upset. You'll watch one tomorrow. Let me give you something without any wrapping at all, so you can immediately see what kind of gift it is. Marvel! I take the candy, remove the wrapper and give it to you, so that life is sweet! And so as not to be cloyingly sweet:.. Oh, girls, where is my purse? Oh, here he is! Here is a special, anniversary, safe vodka for the health of the hero of the day from my reticule!
(Gives the hero of the day a gift bottle of strong drink.)
I see that you are already feeling well today. And tomorrow... You will taste this divine drink... And again everything will be fine!
Verka Serduchka performs the song “Everything will be fine,” involving all the guests and the hero of the day in the dance. If the guest’s vocal abilities leave much to be desired, the singing will have to be organized to a soundtrack.
Congratulations from the circus
To the background music for the program “In the Animal World,” two guests appear in the hall, one in the form of a trainer, the other in the form of a monkey, which can be dressed in black or brown tights. The face is under the mask.
Trainer: Mickey, say hello to the guests!
(The monkey bows dramatically, almost putting his head between his legs and moving his arms back.)
Trainer: Mickey, now greet the guests!
(The monkey claps his hands.)
Trainer: Mickey, you wanted to say something to the hero of the day, right?
(The monkey actively nods its head and hums.)
Trainer: Well, speak up, and I will translate your speech.
(The monkey screams and beats his chest with his fists and lets out a Tarzan scream.)
(The monkey screams and jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Trainer: ...with great joy and enthusiasm...
(The monkey approaches the trainer, hugs him and kisses him three times.)
Trainer: ...met with the news...
(The monkey clicks his neck - makes a gesture indicating “drink.”)
Trainer: ...about your upcoming anniversary.
(The monkey makes Tarzan's scream again.)
Trainer: The faction of chimpanzees and gorillas of our zoo...
(The monkey “tears his vest on his chest.”)
Trainer: ...with all my heart I wish you...
(The monkey hugs and kisses one of the women if the hero of the day is the husband, and vice versa.)
Trainer: ...happiness in your personal life...
(The monkey jumps up, leaning on the trainer’s shoulders.)
Trainer: ...further career growth...
(The monkey takes a wallet from the trainer’s pocket and puts a leaf of greenery or a paper napkin into it.)
Trainer: ...lots and lots of money...
(The monkey takes out a pack of cigarettes from the trainer’s other pocket, tears it up, throws it on the floor and tramples it.)
Trainer: ...and good health and moderation in everything!
(The monkey enthusiastically begins to look for the insect trainer in his head.)
Trainer: And also complete immersion in nirvana.
(The monkey jumps into the trainer’s arms.)
Trainer: May your children give you many grandchildren...
(The monkey jumps on the trainer's back)
Trainer: ...and grandchildren - great-grandchildren.
(The monkey jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Trainer: And of course, it’s fun to celebrate the anniversary...
(The monkey takes out a bunch of bananas stored nearby and takes it to the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ...why do the monkeys of our zoo give you the most valuable thing they have...
(The monkey hugs and kisses the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ...and invite you to spend a vacation in their company.
(The monkey returns to the trainer, clapping his hands.)
Trainer: Once again, congratulations on your anniversary and join in all the congratulations.
(The monkey bows.)
Trainer: Goodbye!
The monkey, with a frightened look, points his finger to the trainer at the window and, while he listens attentively and tries to understand what is happening there, pulls the bottle off the table and runs away with a cheerful cry.
Nostalgic show
This small costume show can hardly be called a congratulation - congratulatory words are not heard in it either in poetry, or in prose, or in the song version, or in ditties. But, I think, it also has a right to exist as a greeting to the hero of the day, because it will remind him of the pleasant events of past years.
In almost any house, somewhere in the pantry, in the far drawers of a battered closet or chest of drawers, or on the mezzanine, blouses and suits, dresses and trousers, hats and shoes, ties and belts, once worn by the hero of the day, are stored. Each of these things, long out of fashion, has its own story. They could be bought in a remarkable place, under memorable, sometimes anecdotal circumstances, with a wonderful companion, and the reason for this was extraordinary. That's why
if such things are taken out from the far corners, washed or cleaned and ironed,
if among those invited to the banquet you find in advance people with an appearance reminiscent of the hero of the day in his youth, and ask them to participate in the festive display of things once worn by the hero of the day,
If, when showing retro models, the show host not only describes what the model looks like, it design features, and will also tell you how old it is and introduce guests to the history of this thing,
if the show of each model is accompanied by music from the years in which it was worn,
and if the hero of the day does not know anything about this in advance,
then such a costume show is doomed to success and tears of gratitude from the hero of the day.
Clothing models that can be included in the show necessarily include wedding dresses and “lady” suits, school and military uniforms.
In addition to clothing, shoes and accessories, at such a show you can demonstrate sports equipment and travel equipment: skis, skates, tents, fins, fishing rods, etc.
The show of models can be accompanied not only by the presenter’s oral history, but also by the display of photographs, slides and film materials confirming the authenticity of the origin of the item (however, if its authenticity is in doubt, as well as the truth of the story dedicated to it, no one will sue the organizers of the show).
Star Parade
Collective congratulations
Dear... (name of the hero of the day)!
In honor of your anniversary years
Let's have a parade of planets here!
(A march sounds. Walking in step, guests enter the hall with images of planets on their chests solar system. They say a chant in chorus.)
Speech
One two three four!
Three, four, one, two!
Look through the windows.
We have become brighter from the sun.
They shone, sparkled,
Here everyone appears before you.
This is a rare occurrence
In honor of our star, creation.
Without her we are like without hands,
She is the best friend in the world!
Day and night shining at the zenith,
Keeps us all in orbit.
We do not know troubles and tears:
We have a demand for sunshine.
“Planets” perform a song based on the tune of A. Pakhmutova “Nadezhda”
Performance by nesting dolls
Leading:
Dear guests! Hit your hands.
Come to us for our anniversary
The nesting dolls have arrived.
Wooden spoons, rosy nesting dolls.
They want to congratulate the hero of the day,
Give a gift and play on spoons.
Matryoshka dolls: We brought you bagels, bought for rubles.
First bagel - get to work!
The second - that mom gave birth!
Third - that they got married and had children!
And the fourth is for success, which is present, but not for everyone.
The fifth donut is for the lyceum!
And the sixth is for the anniversary!
Don’t lose our gift, wear it for everyone on the holiday.
(Each bagel is on a ribbon. The bagels are presented to the hero of the day.)
Matryoshka dolls: The moment has come to give our musical present.
(Playing with spoons.)
Presenter: The month is already looking out the window, the nesting dolls have started dancing.
They invite all honest people to a round dance.
(The song “Unharness the horses, lads” is played. The dolls invite guests to dance.)
Congratulations to the sea turtles
Host: Dear guests!
Admire: aren’t these cuties? Aren't they cute sea turtles?
Turtles: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We don’t give you nets, but a variety of glasses:
Blue to dream, black to hide everything,
Pink to get a buzz, transparent to look at the world.
Dear hero of the day!
If you wear them all at once,
Oh, how happy you can be then.
(They put on 4 pairs of glasses for the hero of the day.)
Host: What crazy sea turtles!
They will now dance the “Back to Back” dance with you on this stump.
(The song “Sea Turtle” plays. Guests and “turtles” perform the “Back to Back” dance.)
Congratulations to Grandma Bee
Presenter: Grandmother Bee came to the hero of the day and brought honey as a gift to the hero of the day.
Grandma Bee: Here I give you honey, birthday boy. Take it one spoon at a time, rub it in a little. You will be as healthy as a bull. (Frightened): Oh, bite my tongue! In general, don’t hesitate, eat honey and get better. (Gives the hero of the day honey).
Grandma Bee: Today we will collect nectar for our guests with bees.
Host: Absolutely right, Grandma Bee! The more flowers your Bees collect from the tables, the tastier and more aromatic their nectar will be.
Host: So, bees, without wasting time, go for nectar!
(Game. The winner-Bee - wine "Bouquet of Moldova", the other two - juice "Nectar", sparkling water "Bell".)
Host: Now go around to all the guests and treat them to your nectar.
Whoever spills everything the fastest will take the main prize.
(Competition. Bees pour “Nectar” to guests. Presentation of prizes.)
Toast
Let's drink to the fact that we have tasted this “Nectar” so much that we flutter around this hall like White Moths.
Congratulations from the cooks
Presenter: Dear Yuri Alekseevich! Three cooks from the Ugar company brought you a dish as a gift.
First Cook: Dear hero of the day! We wish you health and offer these dishes.
Second Cook: To keep your sides round, eat these hams more often.
Third Cook: So that you can be as affectionate as a “pussy,” eat a dish called “sausage.”
First Cook: So that healthy family there was everything, include this goose meat in the menu.
Presenter: First-class chefs offered their dishes: Roza Georgievna, Liliya Pionovna, Romashka Tyulpanovna.
(The cooks bow.)
Host: And now Lily, Chamomile and Rose will bring you a cake from the cold.
(The soundtrack “Happy Birthday” plays. A girl in a cake costume is brought out, hidden from the view of the audience by a blanket.)
Host: Dear guests!
Let's say "1, 2, 3" to everyone who is there - all together.
The chefs will not be able to hide the secret after your answer.
(The guests shout. The cooks open the “cake.”)
Host: Friends, do you have any idea what this picture is?
This is an anniversary cake.
We invite the hero of the day
She will be a partner in the dance.
Guests, please support the couple,
Give applause.
(Dance of the hero of the day with “Cake”.)
And now it’s time to bring out the real anniversary cake.
(Phonogram “Happy birthdgy”. The waiters bring out a cake with candles.)
Presenter: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We wish you good luck, ardor, heat,
We wish you good health again.
And let's say loudly to the hero of the day
All in unison, in chorus: “Congratulations!”
(The guests shout.)
So that good luck awaits you along the way, and this evening will be joyful,
We will also ask you to blow out these candles on the cake!
(The hero of the day blows out the candles, treats everyone to cake. Tea party.)
Congratulations to the chickens
Presenter: A squad of chickens has arrived to you,
Lined up right in a row.
Even though they are not ducklings,
But good guys.
They've been preparing all year
To congratulate Oksana - here!
And each of them was not lazy,
Prepare a gift for her on this day.
Let's ask the chickens
What do they want to give?
(Pretends to be talking with participants.)
Host: They say: “We’ll lay a difficult egg,
Let there be one, but it’s golden.
Look carefully, gentlemen,
For them to do this is two times two!
(Chicks stand in pairs and try to “lay” an egg from the nest.)
Host: I see that they succeeded in the trick.
Why did the color of these two eggs change so much?
They probably lay somewhere for a long time,
That's why they turned so purple.
Fine! We take them from you
And at the end of the dance we will act out.
And now our poultry yard,
Showing all your enthusiasm,
I will dance a bright dance with you,
Well, I’ll give you gifts.
(Dance “Chick-chick”.)
Presenter: You all worked so hard in dance,
That the eggs turned into a “kinder surprise”. And now we are very pleased to present these awards to you.
(Presentation of “kinder surprises”.)
Congratulations from the Bees
Presenter: Our bees as a gift to Rose
They went out to collect nectar.
They deftly use their proboscis
Sweet nectar is dragged into the house.
Without wasting time,
They conjure nectar there.
It is the basis for the drink.
Now the mead is ready.
It is presented to Rose
They ask to drink together with the guests.
(Two guests dressed in Bee costumes, using a straw in their mouth, collect food from the table. Having “conjured” the “nectar”, they present Rose with a drink.)
Congratulations from the hares
Host: Dear guests! Everyone knows that August is the time for haymaking, which means intense and long work, which often lasts until midnight.
(The soundtrack “But we don’t care” plays. Guests dressed in hare costumes run out and perform a song.)
Song
In the dark blue forest,
Where the aspen trees dance,
Where from the witch oaks
The leaves are flying around,
There is grass in the clearing
Hares mowed at midnight
And at the same time they sang
Strange words.
Chorus:
We do not care,
We do not care,
Let us be afraid of the Wolf and the Owl,
We have a case:
At the most terrible hour
We mow the grass.
Host: Yes, indeed, that grass is not easy,
Over the summer it has grown thickly green.
You should have bunnies, mow all the greens,
Put it in the pockets of our hero of the day. –
Are you ready? Let's start!
(“The hares” are offered a bush of “grass” hung with dollars. Their task: cut off all the bills with scissors and put them in the basket. Who is faster?)
Presenter: Dear hero of the day! The “hares” and I wish you to always have a light heart and heavy pockets. Let's drink to that! I invite those who wish to raise their glasses.
Congratulations from Izbushka and Domovoy
riding: Beyond the mountains, beyond the valleys,
Behind the wide forests,
Not in heaven, on earth
The house is located in one village.
That hut is not easy,
And it's so wide.
She gives out gifts
To those who go to dance with her.
(Music sounds. “Izbushka” runs out and invites everyone to dance. Presentation of gifts after the dance.)
Host: Well, the hut surprised me,
She danced so much, she acted so strangely.
What's going on in the hut?
People marvel at miracles.
There is even: Brownie
Very smart, mischievous.
(Brownie comes out.)
He did this
He killed all the cows at once.
Help me raise them
So that they can moo again.
Who can do the job faster?
He will receive sweet Milky Way.
(Game. Participants’ task: to inflate rubber toys in the form of cows. Presentation of prizes.)
Presenter: Brownie collected zucchini on the ridge,
I only slightly cut his side,
After thinking a little, I decided to quickly
Prepare a surprise for our guests.
He will treat you right here and now.
I think you all have glasses?
Toast: To the hero of the day!
(The brownie pours wine for the guests from a bottle hidden in a zucchini.)
Host: After a glass of this
The dance needs a groovy dance.
Congratulations from Grandmothers
Host: Dear guests!
(Two women in 50s costumes come out.)
Grandma 1 (interrupting the presenter): Hey, young lady, don’t rush, let us congratulate you.
Grandma 2: We didn’t sleep the whole night, writing congratulations.
Grandma 1: Come on, Isolde, don’t be shy, hit the note “A” quickly!
(Music. Grandmothers sing ditties.)
Congratulations to the hero of the day
We are ready again and again
Because we feed
Tender love for him.
We don't need a pound of flour,
We don't need sieves
We'll see you on the screen
And we're full for a week.
Your anniversary, what a miracle!
He's beautiful, he's good.
That's why today
You won't leave without gifts.
(Give gifts.)
Grandma 2: Here is a gift from us -
Country Russian kvass.
It's only Yakubovich
He takes vodka in reserve.
Well, what about you on your anniversary?
Treat your friends to it.
If you don't have enough kvass,
There is no big problem in this -
Just add water!
(They give Pervach kvass.)
Grandma 1: We’re also giving you a vest.
Grandma 2: There is no better thing for a man!
(They give a vest.)
Grandma 1: You, Isolde, were afraid in vain.
Everything turned out as expected.
Grandma 2: So, maybe with you alone
Shall we continue the celebration?
Grandma 1: So that we can decide on this,
We need to learn a little.
Grandma 2 (addressing the presenter): Teach us, girl,
You are a master at announcing.
Presenter: Time adds years to life,
The calendar sheet has changed.
I sincerely congratulate you today
Your close-knit friendly team!
(Congratulations from the team.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes from the 60s.)
Grandma 1: Comrades - citizens!
We now
To be continued
Congratulatory part.
Grandma 2: Look at the fifth row,
The military are sitting there.
They ironed their uniforms...
Grandma 1: And the cockades are so shiny!
Grandma 2: You can even go to the taiga for these,
Even in cold weather, even in a snowstorm.
Men in military uniform
I can't refuse.
Grandma 1: I announce your exit.
Please go on stage!
Grandma 2: March!
(A march sounds. The military rises to the stage. Congratulations.)
(Number.)
Grandma 1: Isolde, I think I’m here now according to the regulations
He has the right to congratulate the head.
Grandma 2: Glafira, who are you talking about?
Grandma 1: Let the military commissar congratulate the hero of the day.
(Congratulations to the military commissar.)
Grandma 1: Isolde! Here somewhere in the hall
I saw my idols.
Grandma 2: Probably men!
And again they are in uniform.
It’s too early to invite them on stage.
Grandma 1: Don't argue with me!
After all, these are security guys.
(Congratulations from private security.)
Grandma 2: What's next on the program now?
Grandma 1: Like what? Puzzles.
They will be here just right.
Grandma 2: Riddles are for children.
Grandma 1: And ours are for all viewers.
So, the first riddle:
If husbands are sleepy
Complete strangers whisper
Female names
So, I've come...
Grandma 2: Spring!
Grandma 1: It’s not spring at all.
So, Khan came to them,
Because my wife is not sleeping.
Grandma 2: Now it’s my turn! I'm making a wish!
Grandma 1: Your riddle is also stupid.
Grandma 2: No need! I continue:
If you guys
Finances are in trouble
And the door opened on its own,
So I came...
Grandma 1: Spring! (Covers his mouth with his hand.)
Grandma 2: It’s not spring at all.
And the tax office!
Grandma 1: Don't croak, you'll croak!
Grandma 2: That's it! We remove the riddles
And we continue the program.
Grandma 1 (addressing the hero of the day): And now especially for you.
Grandma 2: Congratulations to the godfather.
Grandma 1: What right now?
Grandma 2: What? She's not alone.
Grandma 1: Well, godfather is godfather.
(Speech by a representative of the tax office.)
Grandma 1: We have important figures in the hall,
They say they are all from culture.
Grandma 2: Yes, they really know their worth,
Grandma 1: We invite them to this stage.
Grandma 2: Did you turn on the TV yesterday?
Pugacheva performed there!
Grandma 1: Pugacheva is nonsense.
“Jumble” - wow!
In the film collection "Jumble"
We are passionately in love.
As I watch it, I laugh until I cry,
Grandma 2: And I’m shaking.
Grandma 1: There is no better happiness than movies,
Without cinema, the world is not dear to us.
Grandma 2: If there were three lives, they would give everything
For the intricate plot.
(The lights go out. A film about the hero of the day is shown at a television studio.)
Grandma 1: Who's next for us?
Grandma 2 (addressing the hero of the day): Where we meet your portrait
Early morning and afternoon?
Where do we read about the pass,
Tell us now.
Jubilee: ... (Name of local newspaper.)
Grandma 2: If we have a holiday here,
Some of them are here.
Grandma 1: What row are they on?
Grandma 2: I’ll go to the hall, I’ll find them there.
(The editorial team of the local newspaper is brought out.)
Grandmother 1: Aces of a sharp pen,
It's your turn!
(Congratulations from the editor.)
Grandma 2: Glafira, I just saw
The ambulance was approaching us.
Haven't you ever gotten sick?
Grandma 1: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Yes God be with you!
Doctors don't have coats,
And here they come -
Everyone wants to congratulate the mayor.
(Congratulations from the doctors.)
Grandma 2: ... (mayor's middle name)
Today is your birthday
Congratulations from the pharmacy.
Grandma 1: Hey, Isolde,
I'll ask for pills
Now for us.
Grandma 2: I'll tell you what:
I'm leaving the stage!
Grandma 1: You go, I’ll have a pill
This is desperately needed
There are so many congratulations here -
They make your head spin.
Oh!
(He faints. The young men carry away Grandma 1.)
(Congratulations from the pharmacy.)
Grandma 2: Yes, our birthday boy is good
And he’s handsome.
Charming, gallant,
Very, very aligant.
Just now they and... (the name of one of the famous representatives of the regional Duma or government) were walking,
So the women gave them all smiles.
Grandma 1: So give the girls the floor now,
They have everything ready a long time ago.
(Speech by teachers.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes from the 70s.)
Grandma 2: Have you seen my Glafira?
May the devils take her.
With such a leading program
You won't end up embarrassed:
No concert to be held
Not to weave bast shoes.
It's time to call the directors of the educational institution,
Let them teach her wisdom
And with them GORONO,
They came a long time ago.
Grandma 1: Hero of the day, please stand up
And meet your guests.
(Congratulations to the directors educational institutions cities.)
Grandma 2: To you in different limousines
The male directors arrived,
Their boots are polished,
Bowties and ties
Here they are hurrying here...
Grandma 1: Clap your hands, gentlemen! :
(Congratulations to the directors of enterprises.)
(Grandma 1 runs out with a barrel of beer.)
Grandma 1: Guys!
We need to meet more often!
Grandma 2: About our friend’s anniversary
The whole neighborhood heard it.
Grandma 1: Here are the commercial magnates,
Yes, how rich they are.
And on everyone's chest
Le Monti tie.
Grandma 2: Among them is one Marina,
A very pretty girl.
Those men are with her
Sending greetings to you on your anniversary.
(Congratulations to businessmen.)
Grandma 1: I haven’t seen anywhere
OVDe men are sitting.
These nice guys
Famous in the city.
Grandma 2: Is they headed by... ("last name of the head of the police department")?
Well, let them congratulate you too!
(Congratulations from the Department of Internal Affairs.)
Grandma 1: Something, Isolde, I’m tired.
It wouldn't hurt for us to rest.
Here's a girl coming towards us,
Let her lead the evening.
Grandma 2: Hero of the day, be generous,
Rate the performance.
And on occasion, of course,
Give us a hint about this.
Grandma 1: You live to be a hundred years old,
To pour goodness and light into the masses.
(To the audience): We're leaving the stage
Bye then!
Grandma 2: Good bye! Hello!
(The grandmothers leave the stage.)
Congratulations from the Dwarves
Presenter 1: Dear hero of the day! Accept congratulations from your closest relatives.
(Seven relatives dress up in gnome costumes. To a light melody, they perform the movements of the “Letka-enka” dance and perform for the guests in age order. The “eldest gnome” himself has in his hands a painted large wrapper of Alpen Gold chocolate, covered with a gold gift packaging.)
7th gnome: In the thicket of the forest
Kamyshlovsky pine forest
The gnomes lived as a family,
They dug everything indiscriminately.
1st dwarf: They have long been known to everyone.
There are exactly seven of them.
2nd gnome (represents the first):
The eldest is the wisest gnome,
He cares about
To have tools
The brothers at the right moments.
3rd gnome (represents the second):
The smaller brother is a serious gnome,
Busy and funny.
4th Dwarf (represents the third):
The third gnome is the merry fellow,
He'll make you laugh anyway.
5th Dwarf (represents the fourth):
And the fourth is that dreamer,
A finder of various treasures.
6th Dwarf (represents the fifth):
The fifth gnome is interesting,
Attractive, pompous.
7th Dwarf (represents the sixth):
The sixth gnome is a kind hard worker,
Looking for gold here and there.
1st Dwarf (represents the seventh):
So that the seventh without delay
I could count every gram.
5th gnome: We received your telegram yesterday,
We dug 50 deep mines in a day.
7th gnome: How much gold was found?
They brought everything with them.
(They show “gold” - a gift the size of half a sheet of Whatman paper in gift wrapping.)
7th gnome: There is a mystery here for the hero of the day.
What's there?.. - It's chocolate!
(They remove the gift wrapping, and there is a large wrapper of an Alpen Gold chocolate bar, drawn on whatman paper.)
5th gnome: “Alpen Gold” is its name,
Our hands are the efforts.
7th gnome: The hero of the day, look,
There are exactly three fillings here.
(They turn the wrapper over, and on the other side there are three types of chocolate of the same name - envelopes from three families with money.)
5th gnome: Eat with nuts, eat with raisins,
There is also just chocolate.
We hope this
You will be glad to receive it.
1st family: We hold milk chocolate in our hands,
He will help you achieve success in business.
(They hand over an envelope.)
2nd family: We are happy to give you chocolate with raisins,
So that you can always be known for your zest.
(They hand over an envelope.)
3rd family: Here's a glazed nut for you,
May you always be strong
And then your nature,
The years will not matter!
(They hand over an envelope.)
5th gnome: We invite everyone to pour,
To wash the gifts.
(Guests fill the glass, the “gnomes” join them.)
Congratulations to the Angels
Presenter: The cloud in the sky has disappeared,
But the angels are not at all angry.
They come down from heaven
They'll be here in a minute.
(Angels appear:)
First angel: And here we are, curly angels,
We have congratulatory leaves in our hands.
(Open the scrolls and read.)
Second angel: Dear birthday girl!
Happy anniversary,
We are protected as before.
First angel: Let's save you from various troubles
Fast forward another hundred years.
Second Angel: Popular rumor has it,
That we are great musicians
I'll have to show it for you
All their hidden talents.
(They perform a song to the soundtrack "Strawberry".)
Song
On this birthday
Meet the groovy duet,
Your mood
The hour will rise in an instant.
On the anniversary for all guests
The birthday girl is more important.
That's why, friends,
Sing along the words to us.
Chorus:
Congratulations on the date - yeah, yeah...
We wish from the bottom of our hearts - yeah, yeah...
Personal, boundless happiness... Yes, yes, yes!
(Chorus repeated twice.)
Congratulations from the Hunter and the Hares
Host: Dear guests! If we look at the starry sky, we will be convinced that the birthday girl was born under the zodiac sign “Sagittarius”. Therefore, I ask you to greet the person who is directly related to this sign.
(A hunter enters on mini-skis, wearing a hat with earflaps, and a gun over his shoulder.)
Hunter: Happy birthday, Sagittarius!
It’s obvious right away that you are a fighter.
And neither fluff nor feather
It's time to wish you.
I was late for the holiday
I chose all the gifts,
So that I can achieve my goal,
I had to hunt for game.
Here I brought some bunnies,
Maybe there is a demand for it here.
(Two guests run out, dressed in hare costumes, and sing a song.)
Song
Every year on this day we gather together.
Not to sit at the table again:
On your birthday we are without falsehood and flattery
Let's sing about it from the heart and in the mood...
Chorus:
And we don't care, but we don't care,
What will we eat, what will we drink.
We have known for a long time, it’s the way it is.
Your birthday should be good.
We don’t come to visit you for dinner at all,
We managed to recognize the generosity of a kind soul,
That's why we need your birthday,
So that they can congratulate you and tell you...
Congratulations from the Stargazer
Host: Dear guests!
Who keeps count of all the stars?
Well, of course, an astrologer!
Only where the star will flash,
He arrives there.
(The stargazer comes out.)
Astrologer: Good evening, dear guests and hostess!
Birthday girl from heaven
I pulled out a miracle of miracles.
Happy anniversary,
I give this cake to her.
There are many lights on it,
It takes a lot of effort to blow them out.
Dear birthday girl!
To the command “three-four!” - you need to smile wider.
And for “one time!” or “two” - get ready first.
How can I say “start!” - You can blow out the candles.
(The hero of the day blows out the candles on command. The cake is placed on the table after the competition.)
Congratulations from the Pioneers
(A team of five people is given a package. They contain a tie and a cap. After changing clothes, the participants are given cards with words.)
Host: And now the floor for congratulations is given to the guests of honor. (The “pioneers” enter.)
We, the pioneers, are the children of our country!
There is no one happier than us in the world.
To be with you again today,
Her whole life serves as an example for children
Both the October soldiers and the pioneers.
We will continue to follow her example,
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
We came to you to learn from the elders,
How should you drink so as not to get completely drunk?
How should you eat to keep your figure?
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
We are the pioneers of the Soviet country.
They have been in love with you, Aunt Taya, for a long time.
We can't find a better friend -
We came to congratulate you today!
We say without despondency and laziness:
We don't know about generational conflict.
You, Aunt Taya, are younger than us,
We must take your example in this too.
(They sing a song.)
Song:
Let the blue nights fly like fires!
We, the pioneers, “want a glass.”
It's high time for us adults to pour:
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
(The hostess pours it for the “pioneers.”)
Presenter: Now we will hold a solemn ceremony for our hero of the day to join the pioneers.
Dear mommy!
Please accept our congratulations,
And instructions for life.
Promise us not to get sick,
Getting younger every year
Don't be sad and don't be bored,
Every day is easy to meet.
Be ready!
Anniversary girl: Always ready!
Presenter: Do physical exercises
And in the garden digging in the beds,
Don't forget about friends
Invite me to visit you more often.
Be ready!
Anniversary girl: Always ready!
(Drum roll, they tie a tie on the hero of the day.)
Congratulations from Punks
Presenter: Today, on this festive day, not only pioneers, but also punks came to congratulate the hero of the day.
(The losing team enters, dressed as punks, and reads rap lyrics.)
Flowers, smiles, congratulations,
Warmth of soul and kindness.
Accept from us on your birthday,
On your anniversary day of the year.
You look cool today
Just like your own
And your party is crowded,
After all, you are not alone here.
Let's have a great time
We are on this holiday,
Let's pour everyone a glass,
So that you are not too lazy to dance.
(The hostess treats the guests.)
To the clink of glasses and the laughter of friends
Let me take the floor today!
We gathered for the anniversary
A dear person to you!
So we wish you many years to come,
Love, health and good luck,
Fate that will take you away from troubles
And ours will solve the problems!
Let all your dreams come true
Believe me, they are achievable!
And as a source of kindness,
Give warmth to your loved ones!
May the days, intertwined in a round dance,
They always bring happiness to your home!
And every year that comes
Will add more tender passion!
So, friends, here's to the anniversary!
That everything came true and everything happened!
Years make us wiser -
Out of spite for enemies, out of mercy for friends!
As you already understand, I am spending this evening. But I need an assistant. Try to find the attached whistle under your chair, on the underside of it. Whoever has a whistle under his chair must whistle before each toast, calling everyone to silence and order.
Nothing happened
Just in the atomic age
Under the shining sky
A man is born!
He's already more than a month old
He's more than a year old
30 April exactly,
he lives in the world
Nothing happened
With best wishes
We wish you
Always be young
And it's not a sin on this day
Raise our glasses
Wish you happiness
And wish you love!
Ivan, hero of folk legends,
He was brave and daring,
Foreign adversaries
He prevailed.
The enemy fled when he saw him,
And I can’t feel my feet.
Know, fortunately for Ivan
God gave us!
Well, now that everyone is sitting at the table
We'll pour the glasses fuller
And the first toast is ready -
We drink to the birthday boy!
Well, while you have a snack and a drink, of course, there are those among you who adhere to the principle “there is not a big gap between the 1st and 2nd”, I would like to announce the forecast for today's celebration:
Cloudy expected today, anniversary hurricane with wine and vodka
The temperature above the table is 40, the air is filled with fun.
There is fog in the head at night, but it may clear up in the morning.
They also say that they don’t go to someone else’s monastery with their own rules, and that’s why I want to read out the rules of behavior for today’s celebration for some guests
1. d. Vanya, we ask you to have fun, otherwise we won’t let you get hangover
2. Anya, you must drink the first three glasses, the rest will go without an invitation
3. Tolya, after the 10th glass it is advisable to start singing, but it is undesirable to put your elbow in your neighbor’s plate.
4. T. Zina, I ask you not to lose heart, dance until you drop.
5. Katya, you can’t dance standing, dance sitting
6. Sylvia, put candy wrappers, fish and meat bones not on the table, but in your neighbor’s pocket
7. Olya remember: drink to the bottom, but don’t lie down.
8. T. Masha undertakes to sing until she gets tired
9. Sasha and Vanya are strictly forbidden to meet under the table or on the roof
If you are before leaving
Found slightly
Wearing other people's things
That's right, it doesn't matter.
But we strictly prohibit
Go home then
When they're next to you
Someone else's husband or wife.
So, drink more, be less sad, don’t hide traffic jams, don’t snack on flowers.
We continue our celebration, so I ask everyone to fill their glasses and glasses.
Well, while you, dear guests, are having a snack, I will briefly tell you about the life of our birthday boy.
Vanya was born on the morning of April 18, 1980 in a small Russian village called Blshoi Monok near the city of the handsome Bey. The baby spent the Easter holiday in his birth. home with her mother, who never had time to eat the colored eggs.
Vanya grew up as an obedient and kind boy; he only got straight A's at school, but this was not due to the fact that he was taught as a child. good teachers, but from the harsh continental air of Khakassia.
Vanya finished school very well and therefore entered the technical school without any problems. Having happily graduated, he went to work and met his other half, although there was not much choice. But he gave his heart and hand to her, who was then a student studying foreign languages Olenka. The wedding took place cheerfully and amicably on November 23, 2002. And their first daughter, Nastenka, was born. After a while, Vanya took his family to the island of Sachsen, almost uninhabited by the Germans, in mighty Germany. Soon little Vicky was born.
And today, in this wonderful apartment, which is located in the magnificent city of the hero Glauchau, we celebrate the 30th anniversary of our birthday boy Ivan.
Like a brand new fifty dollars,
What sparkles and glitters
Today is your birthday,
“Dazzling to look at”!
We wish you a lot of money,
The best moods,
Lots of happiness, meeting friends
And have pleasant dreams at night.
All possible wishes,
The blessing of earthly and new “knowledge”.
Always be in great shape,
Achievements in personal life
I wish you a good journey,
Walk this path with friends,
Health so as not to take away,
And never lose heart.
Smiles, joy, good luck,
Live to be a hundred! And not otherwise.
30 years! Let this date
Will not give us a reason to be bored,
After all, everyone has to sometime
Celebrate this date
Although 30 and not 20 years,
Don't be upset about it,
After all better than words can't pick up
“Your years are your wealth!”
There is no need to count wealth!
And the offer is simple
Let's drink to the hero of the day while standing!
I ask everyone to stand up, raise their glasses and drink to the hero of the day!
Friends. Please look at this table. On it we see delicious, beautiful dishes. They were made by masters of their craft. Now look at each other. How beautiful and elegant you all are. All suits, dresses, hairstyles were also made by masters of their craft. Now look at our hero of today's celebration. And it was created by his parents, masters of their craft. Without them there would not have been this joyful holiday.
Well, now, friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your parents.
For those who gave the joy of life,
And he opened the doors to a beautiful world.
For those who taught him kindness,
Endowed him with a considerable amount of intelligence.
For those thanks to whom now
Vanya is sitting among us as a birthday boy.
So, let's fill our glasses and drink to the parents of our hero of the day, let them have fun and enjoyment today.
Dear guests! We learned a lot today about the hero of the day, there were a lot of congratulations and wishes addressed to him. But not everyone present congratulated him yet. The floor is given to the sister and brother of the hero of the day.
Dear friends, we continue our evening dedicated to the 30th anniversary
Happy thirty year anniversary
All friends rush to congratulate
And wherever fate takes them -
Everyone came here today.
We wish you health
And a long life without worries,
Good luck, happiness and luck!
The time has come for big victories!
Let's all fill our glasses and drink to the happiness and health of our birthday boy!
Wow, I see you moved something? Wait, I will introduce you to the Rules of our evening. Our charter states:
1. That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that 2010 Ivan's anniversary is not cancelled.
3. Remember: it didn’t hurt for everyone to start having a glass.
4. It is announced that laughter in this house is not canceled.
5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month after this evening and cannot be returned.
And now the floor is given to the beloved wife of the hero of the day.
We congratulate you on this significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health,
And many sincere friends.
We do not give to the birthday boy
No headsets, no rings,
You'll probably receive it warmer
Greetings from friendly hearts.
I offer the floor to congratulate my friends.
Dear guests, dear birthday boy, the children’s nursery group “Mouse” has come to your holiday!
Congratulates Uncle Vanya
Our favorite kindergarten,
Sends greetings to you, dear,
Junior nursery team.
We promise to listen to Vanya,
Always go to the potty
When everyone has eaten the porridge,
We'll take the cups away.
Be healthy Uncle Vanya!
Many many more days
We promise that we will come
To your hundredth anniversary!
Dear guests! I ask you to fill your glasses with white, and drop some red into your glasses.
Believe it if you want
If you want it, don't believe it,
There is a beast wandering somewhere nearby.
Doesn't live in the dense forest,
In Russian the mighty language.
This animal is called "moose"
“It’s been like this for a long time.”
Let “ELK” be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
So that you would like and be able to
So that happiness does not end,
So that you DREAM about good things, so that things succeed
May everything always come true!
We want to congratulate you
With a wonderful date - thirty years.
You have already achieved a lot,
But now all the strength has begun to blossom.
Let hope never
Your earthly one will not leave the path.
May he be full of success!
We don’t want to turn away from it!
In the Canary Islands, out of 365 days a year, only 350 are sunny.
So we wish you, Vanya, that there will be a balance of joyful and sad days in your life.
But the natives of the Canary Islands are far from stupid.
During those 15 days when there is no sun, they all gather together in their large huts and drink the fermented juice of tropical mangoes.
And again in their souls good mood, the sun is shining in their souls again.
And you, Vanya, on gloomy and stormy days, do not forget to take mango fruits.
And if you don’t have juice on hand, use any substitute from 12 to 40 degrees
For your anniversary!
Thirty years is a special age.
Life leads us forward slowly,
We want to wish you that
The soul has not aged over the years.
So that creativity does not leave,
So that the table is wide with wine,
To make music sound in the house,
To make your wife love you more.
Birthday is a responsible step,
Thirty years in life means something.
Be happy and healthy, like Hercules.
May luck not leave you!
Listen, Ivan, this is the thing -
Vodka began to boil in the glasses,
So that she doesn't run out of steam,
We need to sip a little.
For a reason like this
Let's say a small toast.
Masha and Glasha meet.
- Masha, how is your husband Misha?
- As he drank, so he drinks, as he beat, so he hits.
- Well, thank God, if only he didn’t get sick!
For the health of everyone present!
Dear guests! We had a lot of fun. Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a song for the hero of the day.
We had a great time on your holiday
Nowhere have we seen a more beautiful holiday
So be healthy, live richly,
And we are leaving for the house and the hut!
The evening ends with songs and dances.
Anniversary is big celebration. Many are trying to celebrate it on a grand scale. This implies a wide feast and many guests. There are not only relatives here, but also friends of the hero of the day with their children and spouses, his colleagues, co-workers, and superiors. It turns out to be a very diverse company - in terms of age, hobbies, interests. To prevent guests from getting bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment you can offer them. The best options for this are scenes that will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one “actor” and larger-scale ones. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will be suitable, from existing books, films and mini-productions that we spied somewhere, to those invented independently. However, they all must have one thing in common - be funny.
Costume performances
The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participating actors are dressed for believability. Usually the guests themselves are the actors. Their participation is agreed upon in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to give an additional gift.
Traffic police inspector and hunters
Three men are participating. You need to choose the appropriate costumes - a traffic police uniform for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. “Hunters” can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.
Progress of the scene
Two hunter friends, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they broke the rules traffic and were stopped by the inspector. We explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate him good man! Of course, the inspector agreed to take them to the celebration site. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and himself joins in the congratulations. He reads out, and then hands the wife of the hero of the day a certificate of technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday boy himself (his last and first name is announced) on the occasion of his 50th birthday (the number can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.
Technical inspection
Conclusion of the traffic police
- The condition is excellent.
- The owner claims that this vehicle can still be driven and driven.
- Refuel only with high-quality fuel - octane number not less than 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
- Regular lubrication of the filler part is recommended: on vacation, after hunting and bathing, on birthdays, etc.
- Using a vehicle by proxy is not permitted.
- The owner must remember that for normal operation vehicle caress, love and regular lubrication are needed.
- The next technical inspection is recommended after 50 years.
Italian guests
This skit also requires three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple, you don’t even have to completely change the actors’ clothes, but simply choose the appropriate accessories - sunglasses, black wigs and mustaches, brimmed hats. For the translator - visual glasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. At the height of the fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head towards the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravizhilento yubelento e druzente – lubente alcoholento pipento! Translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Come to the devil in the middle of nowhere and tell me at least something! Translator: We came to your wonderful city to join everyone’s congratulations. 1st guest: Pozhelanto ne glotanto tabletanto and not znanto vrachevanto! Translator: We would like to wish you the best health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in your wallet and your belly was always full! Translator: May financial well-being and lasting happiness accompany you throughout life. 1st guest: Puskaento druzilento nikogdento na krysento! Translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We wantetto handed over figinetto and jurundento! Translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest: Not obzhirante and not blivante, pusento not lopnento. Translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Posminente nascente priezdante – italiano podarente. Translator: Remember us, always your Italians.
Strange salaries
A small costume scene that should accompany, and possibly open, the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is advisable that they be women - thin, short and tall:
- The little one is being “weighted” a small amount money - it can be either coins or small denomination bills. You can simply draw them on large sheets of paper so that they are clearly visible.
- A tall woman is dressed more richly - there are no coins at all, but there are a lot of large bills.
Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.
Congratulations to Little Salary
Don’t look, dear birthday boy, that I’m still so little. I wish you all the most beautiful things in the world. May, with my help, you be able to provide yourself with a life worthy of the king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.
Congratulations to a Big Salary
Maybe I don’t look much like a lucky lottery winner, but together with my little sister we are... best gift, which will be useful to you in any situation, will take you on vacation and will bring you many pleasant minutes! Congratulations! After this speech, all guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift present it to the birthday person. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.
Mini-productions
Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.
It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day and his guests.
Urgent medical examination
A man fully dressed as a doctor enters the hall. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, and shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small “medical case”. Doctor: Allow me, let me! Before congratulations can be heard, I am forced to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins an examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical procedures. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let’s see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “that’s what I thought,” and the like. After this he makes a short speech.
Doctor's speech
I have conducted a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…
- Jubilee (last name, first name, patronymic).
- Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
- The pulse is a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
- Blood type - only red cells, sometimes white ones are also found (in strictly measured quantities). This is real “blood and milk”!
- The heart rate - as it should be on your own anniversary - either jumps or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.
- The vital tone is completely versatile.
- Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
- Hearing is truly universal, which is very rare.
- The sense of smell is very subtle, with a probability of error of 3% it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
- Chronic diseases are an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious lunch, a lovingly prepared dinner. More often this occurs next to a working TV.
- The daily routine is mixed: walking, sitting, lying down.
- The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of a given organism. It is recommended to take from life everything you want and what you didn’t get.
Urgent telegram
A man with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache enters the hall. He pretends to everyone famous character- postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me, postman Pechkin. I brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I definitely need to wet my throat. He demands a filled glass, drinks it, then reads the telegram. It can be written down on this form.
Telegram text
I dreamed of coming dot I couldn’t tour dot I cordially congratulate you dot I wish you hello dot I dream of being there dot yours Alla Pugacheva This sketch can be staged instead of the next toast. And in conclusion, a cool fairy tale scene awaits you about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc
