One day, my best friend called me late on a Saturday night to invite me to his birthday the next day. We will celebrate in Skazka Park. “This place is great,” the friend added. I was very happy and very excited, but in order to go there I had to get permission from my parents. I went to my dad's room and asked him:
“Dad, tomorrow is my friend’s birthday, and I really want to go.”
Dad said, "Okay, I don't mind, but ask Mom."
I went to my mother and said: "Dear mother"
Suddenly she answered: “What do you want?”
I was surprised how my mother knew that I wanted something: “Mom, how do you know that I need to say something.”
She said, “What you have to say is written all over your face,” and she smiled.
I asked her: "Mom, I want to go tomorrow for my birthday best friend to the fairy tale park."
She said: “Okay, you can go, but be back no later than 10 o’clock.”
Then the preparation began. I drew a card for my friend and chose clothes for the party, and finally, when everything was finished, I went to bed, and when I fell asleep there were only thoughts about the party in my head. I was really waiting for the night to end and for my friend's birthday to come.
The next evening, dad dropped me off at Skazka Park to see my friends and said that he would pick me up at 10.
I said: “Okay” and ran away...
I really enjoyed the party. There is a lot in Skazka Park interesting places: house with huskies, attractions, different food. My friend loved the card and the partygoers loved my outfit. I was in seventh heaven. We had dinner, we played a lot of games, and finally it was evening and 10 o'clock. I remembered that mom said that I should be back before 10. I started looking for dad, but I couldn’t find him. I started to get very worried. The phone I used to take so many photos was dead. I only waited about 10 minutes, but time goes by much slower when you wait alone. I was getting ready to go home on my own, but then my aunt came up to me, who had organized the whole holiday and was having fun with us. She was dressed in a funny cat costume.
I told her about how my dad hadn’t picked me up since my birthday and I was left alone. Aunt asked:
- Do you remember your dad’s or mom’s phone number?
“Yes,” I answered, and both mom and dad.
- Great, then now we’ll call dad and ask when he’ll pick you up.
Aunt immediately got through to dad and handed me the phone.
When dad arrived, I was very happy to see him.
- We always meet where we agreed, never leave and wait for me. I definitely will.
At home, mom was delighted with our story about the holiday, and agreed with dad that we should always meet where we agreed. Especially if it's like this a good place, like Skazka Park.
An impromptu fairy tale, especially if chosen in accordance with the composition of the company and the occasion, will become the highlight of the holiday and one of the most fun and bright moments of the program. For a man's anniversary or birthday, it is better to choose fairy tales that are related to the hobbies of the birthday boy or those in which he can play a major role.
Proposed fairy tales and impromptu theater for a man’s anniversary exactly like this: funny and targeted - some can become not just entertainment, but also a lead-in to gift-giving, toast or congratulations.
1. An impromptu fairy tale for a men’s anniversary, “The Emperor’s Dream.”
This, if dressed up, will greatly enliven a festive feast, but even without costumes it is a wonderful surprise for the hero of the occasion, designed to pamper and amuse him. The text is read by the presenter, and the “artists” simply play out everything they hear.
Characters:
Emperor (celebrator of the day),
Black Ethiopian,
Yellow-skinned slave
The boy is Indian
Blonde girl
Slender Scandinavian,
Humpbacked shaman
Arab girl,
English Great Dane,
Persian cat,
Servant,
Artists: Caucasian, Spanish, Turkish, Gypsy,
Favorite (wife of the hero of the day)
Text
In some kingdom, in some state, on earth (location of the anniversary) there lived a powerful Emperor.
One day the Emperor was reclining on his favorite golden bed.
Behind him stood a Black Ethiopian with a ring in his ear and lazily waved his fan, creating the illusion of wind.
The yellow-skinned slave massaged the emperor's heels.
A Hindu boy sprinkled rose petals on the emperor.
The blonde girl was gently polishing the delicate nail of the little finger of her right hand.
A slender Scandinavian was holding a tray of food.
The hunchbacked shaman beat a tambourine with his own head, driving away evil spirits.
An Arab girl smoked the emperor with incense.
As always, at the foot of the Emperor's bed, with his tongue hanging out and breathing heavily, lay the Emperor's beloved Great Dane. And the emperor lightly ruffled the fur on his neck.
A Persian cat was caressing, purring and rubbing against his lap at the Emperor’s knees.
A Servant entered the hall and reported to the Emperor that the Artists were ready to bring him joy. The Emperor nodded.
Rushing into the hall like a whirlwind, the passionate Caucasian danced a lezginka for the emperor.
A fiery Spanish woman performed a dance with castanets.
A busty Turkish woman showed off her belly dance.
The black-eyed gypsy woman shook her shoulders and beads for a long time.
But then the Emperor got tired. He signaled for everyone to leave.
And then the emperor’s beloved Favorite entered the hall to give him moments of love. She kissed him deeply, hugged him tenderly, and only the wind ruffled the lovers’ hair.
(Source: forums.vkmonline.com/)
2. Impromptu for a man’s anniversary “The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish”
The presenter reads the text of the fairy tale, the “actors” play out the action and expressively pronounce a line when their character is mentioned; such impromptu is especially good for the fisherman of the day.
Characters and lines:
Sea: “Don’t worry!”
Seine: “I work here alone.”
Fisherman: “The first guy in the village”
Fish: “I will fulfill any three wishes!”
Girl: “I’m not like that, I’m waiting for the tram!”
Trough: “Indesit is resting”
Grass: “Come, I’ll pet you!”
Apartment: “Come in - don’t be afraid, come out - don’t cry.”
Text
There lived a Fisherman by the very blue Sea. The fisherman was full of strength, young and dreamed of catching goldfish. So he threw the Net into the Sea. He sees that the sea is playing up a bit. A Net came with one Sea Grass. Another time, the Fisherman cast a Net.
He sees the blue sea is restless.
The Net came again with one Sea Grass.
For the third time, the Fisherman cast the Net. The blue sea was raging. The Net came with the Fish alone.
With a difficult, but magical Fish.
The Fish inhaled oxygen and turned into a Girl.
Rybak saw such beauty, fell in love and offered Rybka his hand and heart.
Rybka agreed to marry Rybak.
First of all, the young Trough did it for themselves.
The trough washed the Fisherman and the Fish. Then we bought an apartment. The apartment warmed Rybak and Rybka and delighted them with its comfort.
And Rybak and Rybka lived and prospered and made good things.
A fairy tale is a lie and there is a hint in it. If you have a beloved little fish wife, with golden hands and a golden character, then life is golden. (Next is a toast to the wife of the hero of the day)
3. Theater - impromptu for the hero of the day "Like in a fairy tale"
You can do something similar and present it as a comic congratulation from close friends and relatives or from all the guests, if there are no more than 12 people, ending with the presentation of gifts. This is great general entertainment based on your favorite fairy tales.
Characters:
Tsarevich (celebrant of the day),
Chicken Ryaba,
Kolobok,
Sister Alyonushka,
Brother Ivanushka,
Varvara beauty - long braid,
Vasilisa the wise,
Bear,
Wolf,
Fox,
Princess Nesmeyana,
Ilya Muromets,
Nightingale the Robber.
Text.
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Tsarevich. He lived and one day he realized that he would soon be... years old.
And he decided to invite guests to his birthday and throw a feast (characters exit)
All those invited were delighted and began to prepare properly. Ryaba the Hen began to clean her feathers and beak. The bun was smeared with oil until it shined. Sister Alyonushka washed Brother Ivanushka, Varvara Krasa-Long Braid finally unraveled her braid and began to do a fashionable hairstyle. Vasilisa the Wise began to make herself a new dress. The Bear began to rehearse a special congratulatory growl, and the Wolf and Fox began to rehearse a special dance...
Even Princess Nesmeyana smiled her Hollywood smile and giggled! And Ilya Muromets began to plan a new club out of wood - you know, you never know what can happen at the feast!
Then they gathered in a tight circle and thought, what to give to the birthday boy? And they came up with it! They took a big bag and went through the forest to ask who would give what. And they collected a bag full of gifts! (guests give gifts and say wishes in this way) They come back skipping and rejoicing. Suddenly, a terrible, enraged Nightingale the Robber jumps out of the thick thicket with a scream! And let's take away the bag of gifts! Everyone got scared and trembled.
Vasilisa the Wise and Varvara the Beauty lost consciousness... Kolobok rolled under a bush out of fear. Sister Alyonushka covered Brother Ivanushka with her body... The Fox hugged the Ryaba Hen, even the Wolf and the Bear got cold feet and ran away! It was here that the hero Ilya Muromets came out to meet the enemy. He waved his new club once... the Nightingale the Robber began to shake. He waved it a second time and the Nightingale the Robber fell to his knees, and the third time he gave them a bag of gifts and asked for forgiveness. His friends forgave him and decided to take him to the feast with them. They came to the Tsarevich and gave gifts. The bun was smeared with oil until it shined, Sister Alyonushka washed Brother Ivanushka, Varvara the Beauty-Long Braid finally unraveled her braid and began to do a fashionable hairstyle. Vasilisa the Wise began to make herself a new dress. The Bear began to rehearse a special congratulatory growl, and the Wolf and the Fox a special dance... And then they stood in a large circle and all sang a song to the hero of the day (you can have a loaf). This is where the fairy tale ends, and well done to those who listened!!
(Source: banksets.net/)
4. A cheerful fairy tale - a liqueur for the close company "Gypsy Wagon".
Characters and lines:
Horses - 2 girls: “I-go-go!”
Gypsy: “Oh, strays!”
Gypsy: “Ay, romale!”
Gypsy children - One: “Oh!”, Another: “Oh!”,
Wheels - 2 people: “Both-on.”
The characters bring out chairs and place them in pairs in 4 rows. Seating: first couple - Horses, behind themGypsy and Gypsy, Gypsies, Wheels. The one whom the Presenter calls stands up and says his line. At the word “Gypsies,” the Gypsy, the Gypsy, and the Gypsies stand up and each say their own phrase. When the word “Kibitka” is said, everyone stands up and says their phrases. If someone is inattentive or forgets words, they “refresh his memory” - pour a glass of vodka and he drinks. The presenter warns: * Don’t pour water for the Gypsies!”
Text(read by presenter).
Kibitka rolled along the steppe roads. And the Gypsies rode in it: a Gypsy, a Gypsy, One Gypsy and Another Gypsy. And the carriage was carried by bay horses. The horses are dashing. Since the right Horse was lazy, the Gypsy kept grooming this Horse with a whip. The Left Horse was limping, and the Gypsy woman encouraged the Horses all the way. And that Kibitka had two broken-down Wheels. The left Wheel creaked, and the right Wheel bounced, so One Gypsy Little flew off the Kibitka, and the Other Gypsy Little noticed it. The other Gypsies did not see anything, because they sang songs in Kibitka. After all, they were coming to us for a holiday!
“Gypsy” sounds, all participants in the performance dance.
5. An impromptu fairy tale for an anniversary in the Western style “OK - cowboy!”
This one is universal and can be used at any occasion, including an anniversary. The participants’ task is to artistically depict all the actions of their character.
Characters:
Sheriff Oliver
Sir Tom,
Bandit Sam
Mustang Mike
Groom Nick,
Pretty Mary
Grif.
Action 1.
The innkeeper hospitably treats Sheriff Oliver and Sir Tom. Sheriff Oliver, having greedily drunk 20 mugs of beer, pays, salutes and leaves with disorganized steps to go to work. The innkeeper Bill stealthily stuffs money into all his pockets (socks). Suddenly the bandit Sam bursts in. "Hands up! Money in the barrel! Trembling with fear, the innkeeper Bill and Sir Tom got everything mixed up. They threw the money up and put their hands on the barrel. The bandit Sam got very angry and killed both of them in a rage: “Puff-puff.” The bodies of the unfortunates fell with a roar. Bandit Sam collected all the money, finished all the beer, and disappeared screaming.
Grif hovered ominously above the lifeless bodies.
Action 2.
Beauty Mary walks carefree across the prairies, collects cacti and stuffs them into her pockets. Grif watches her bloodthirstyly. Then her fiancé Nick appears from a remote canyon in a Mustang. They both smile broadly at the girl. Nick, smiling, jumps down to the girl. Mary rushes into his arms. Mustang Mike laughs furiously. The vulture embarrassedly hides its head under its wing, but still bloodthirstyly watches Mary with one eye. Groom Nick gently takes Mary by the hands, looks tenderly into her eyes and tenderly says: “Mary, be my wife!” Mary shouts: “OK, cowboy!” and faints. Nick says: “Lie here and don’t go anywhere. I rode to your father Sir Tom for a blessing." The groom dashingly jumps on the Mustang and disappears into the canyon. The Vulture hovers ominously above the beautiful Mary.
Action 3.
The mayor's office is in a deep swoon. Bandit Sam rushes across the prairie. Suddenly he stumbles upon Mary and immediately falls in love with her. Sam picks her up and carries her to his bandit lair. Mary, waking up in the arms of an unfamiliar bandit, screams in horror: “Ah!” Nick appears on his Mustang and at full gallop shoots at the bandit Sam, but misses. Sam throws Mary to the ground, grabs a magnum and kills Nick's fiancé and Mike's mustang with one shot. The vulture happily rubs its wings. Mary sobs inconsolably. Sheriff Oliver appears at the sound of a shot. The Sheriff takes the Bandit at gunpoint and sternly says: “Hands up! You have the right to one call to a lawyer.” The bandit mercilessly kills the Sheriff. Beauty Mary, taking advantage of the moment, lifts her skirt, takes a sharp dagger from her boot and plunges it into the Bandit’s heart. Sir Tom, Mary's father, appears crawling on the horizon. With the last of his strength, he crawls to Mary and dies in his daughter’s arms. Beauty Mary wipes away a tear and dies of grief. Grif hovers above the lifeless bodies. The audience is crying and applauding.
Toast in honor of the hero of the day:
There is a nice fellow among us:
Big leg, keen eye.
Today we just drink to him,
We sing praise and honor to him!
What does a baby need to sleep peacefully and soundly? Of course bedtime stories! Short good stories for the night will calm the baby and give wonderful dreams.
"Magic Birthday"
Today is Katyusha’s birthday, she is 5 years old. The girl woke up very early good mood. "Hooray! Gifts, cake and guests!” she thought. Katya put her feet in slippers and ran to her parents.
Mom, dad, get up! It's my birthday!
Yes, daughter, we congratulate you, dear. Now you will receive a gift.
Katyusha closed her eyes and jumped with impatience, first on one leg, then on the other. Finally, mom and dad gave gifts to their daughter. Dad took out a large doll from the box with long hair, and mom has a beautiful fluffy dress, like a real princess. The parents kissed their daughter on both cheeks. The happy girl ran to the nursery to look at the new clothes.
Mommy, can I wear a dress?” she shouted.
Of course, just don't get it dirty or tear it. In the evening, when the guests come, you will be wearing it,” Mom warned. “Dad has gone to work, and I’ll go to the store for a cake.” Be smart: behave well and don't open the door to anyone.
When her mother left, Katya put on her dress and ran to show off in front of the mirror. The dress was peach color, with a full skirt, and decorated with flowers on the chest.
How beautiful I am in it,” Katyusha praised herself, “Oh, my mother’s pearl necklace will go very well with this dress!”
The girl ran and took out her mother’s jewelry box. Katya pulled out the beads from the pearls and put them around her neck.
That’s better! - Katya was delighted and began to jump and spin in front of the mirror.
Suddenly, the string of beads broke and the pearls scattered across the room.
“Oh no,” Katya whispered with horror, “these are my mother’s favorite beads.” She will be very upset. I'm a bad daughter!
Katyusha sat down on the floor and burst into tears.
Suddenly, something rang above her ear. The girl raised her eyes, full of tears, and saw a butterfly.
How did you get here? “Probably flew into the window,” Katya asked and wiped her eyes.
When the tears dried, Katya noticed that this was not common butterfly. It was a tiny girl, only with wings.
Fairy!,” Katya exclaimed, “but fairies only exist in fairy tales.”
“We very rarely show ourselves to people,” the fairy said in a thin voice, “only as a last resort.” You good girl, and your tears were so bitter! Good children shouldn't cry, especially on their birthday. So I was sent to help your grief.
Katyusha told how she took her mother’s beads without asking and tore them.
The fairy waved her with a magic wand and the pearls flew into the air, lined up in a row, and were strung on a thread.
Katya couldn’t believe her eyes - the beads were whole and unharmed. She took them carefully and put them back in the box.
Thank you, thank you very much,” the girl thanked.
Please, just never take other people's things without asking again! And now,” said the fairy, “I want to show you our country,” none of the people have seen it. This is my birthday present to you.
The fairy sat on the girl's shoulder, and they found themselves in a magical land.
It was a huge green meadow. A large lake sparkled in the center. Mirror fish frolicked in its crystal clear water. And a rainbow spread over the lake, shimmering with all colors. Wonderful flowers grew around, Katya had never seen anything like them. In almost every flower there was a fairy, similar to her friend. “They probably live in flowers,” the girl thought. The fairy told Katya about her country, then they swam in the lake, sat on the rainbow, dangling their legs, laughed and made faces at their reflection in the mirror lake.
Suddenly a loud knock was heard.
“Mom is back,” the girl realized, “it’s time to go back.”
Katya said goodbye to the inhabitants of the fairy-tale land and promised to be obedient. The fairy waved her magic wand, and Katyusha found herself at home.
Mom returned from the store with a huge cake in her hands.
Oh, how elegant you are in this dress, daughter. By the way, my pearl necklace will suit you very well, try it on.
Katya laughed and hugged her mother. It was the best birthday of her life. Magical Birthday!
Let short good bedtime stories will become a good tradition and will bring you and your baby closer.
Any holiday will become a million times more interesting if a fairy tale is included in its script. At the anniversary it can be presented in a pre-prepared form. Competitions are often held during the performance - they should be organically integrated into the plot. But a fairy tale at an anniversary, performed impromptu, is also appropriate.
The characters of “Tsokotukhi Flies” in a new way
Often guests present funny fairy tales for the anniversary. A reworked work by Korney Chukovsky, which is known to everyone from early childhood, is suitable for a woman. Familiar and even slightly boring stories, presented from a different perspective, evoke genuine interest and infectious laughter among the audience. And “The Cluttering Fly” - this will be exactly the fairy tale for the anniversary that everyone, without exception, will like.
The following characters participate in the fairy tale adaptation offered here:
- A clattering fly, the lady is pleasant in all respects, sociable and hospitable.
- Grandma Bee, a person who considers herself smarter than everyone else.
- Dragonfly, a slender, elegant beauty, unapproachable and proud, about whom all men dream, but are afraid to even talk to her.
- Moth, a charming young man, unofficially recognized as a local sex symbol.
- Flea No. 1, Mukha's school friend.
- Flea No. 2, colleague.
- Flea No. 3, neighbor in the stairwell.
- Komar-hero, an outwardly inconspicuous man with a deep inner world, an extremely well-read and modest young man.
- Spider, a harmful and evil bailiff.
To make the presented fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary more funny, artists should be selected according to the principle: “The more it doesn’t fit, the better.” That is, women are suitable for male roles and vice versa. And if main character, a lady pleasant in all respects, will be performed by a man, this fact alone will cause friendly laughter among the audience.
Stage costumes
When coming up with funny fairy tales for a woman’s anniversary, you should keep in mind that this part of the preparation for the miniature drawing is extremely important. The success of a dramatization depends half on how creative the characters are. Therefore, in order for the presented fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary to be funny and humorous, you need to choose the right stage costumes.
For example, Dragonfly. Does everyone agree that a stout middle-aged man with a looming or rather prominent belly will play the charming slender woman? She must be in a dress with a deep neckline and huge dark glasses. It is best to entrust Grandma Bee to a young man, wrapping him in a shawl, putting a long, wide skirt on him and putting thick-rimmed glasses on his nose.
Particular care should be taken when making it. It will require sleeves from old clothes and several pairs of gloves. The entire structure will need to be stuffed with synthetic padding, pieces of foam rubber or cotton wool; you can insert wire frames inside the paw sleeves.
“Tskotukha fly” - the exit of the main character
The performance begins with the words of the presenter:
Funny fairy tales for an anniversary
The guests were cooking - look, don’t be timid!
Now the artists will tell us
They will show about Mukha and a skit.
So this Fly
(Not an old woman at all)
Once I was walking down the street.
And on the road,
Looking at your feet
The beauty found the money.
Without thinking for long,
Forgot about the debt -
Take down what you find and give it away.
I just decided
How wonderful it would be
Invite guests to your place.
Since today it has become fashionable to play musical tales- jokes for the anniversary, then it is appropriate to play off the appearance of the Tsokotukha Fly with a phonogram of Verka Serduchka about how she found the pie. The heroine should dance a little to this melody.
Flea Outlets
The fairy tale skit for the woman’s anniversary continues to be demonstrated, and one after another the characters of the play being performed appear on stage.
The flea came first -
I brought soap to the fly.
The fly loudly, smiling from ear to ear:
- Come on in, godfather!
(Whispers) God didn't give her any sense!
Who gives soap?
Stupid thing!
He continues loudly:
- What a beauty you are!
I like your dress!!!
Flea number two has arrived
I brought a cake for Mukha.
Fly - loudly, smiling just as charmingly:
- Come in, sit down quickly,
It's my anniversary!
In a malicious whisper to the side:
- I brought a cake, why?
He knows I don't eat it!
Everything will go away on its own...
Look, your belly is like a ball!
Loud and sweet:
- Oh, what kind of boots
At the super fashionable Flea!
Then Flea-three came -
She didn't bring anything.
The clattering fly (speaks loudly and smiles sweetly):
- Hello, dear neighbor!
You are as pretty as candy!
(Evil whisper to the side):
- I was just about ready to eat
For free…(Loud) Can you sit down
At the window. Isn't it blowing?
(Whispers) It still won't blow you away -
Look how much I’ve increased
Kilograms of fat - power!
Moth's appearance on stage
Very often, fairy tales and jokes played out for anniversaries, where close people gather and there are no children, can be somewhat ambiguous. This is where Moth appears on stage, according to the presenter, “a charming young man, unofficially recognized as a local sex symbol.” However, he is portrayed by a young girl - this also hides irony. And since today people increasingly prefer musical fairy tales for anniversaries, it is appropriate to accompany the release of the Moth with a song. Of course, the words in it will be new, but it’s better to take the melody from a famous hit. This, for example, could be the song “Oh God, what a man!”
The moth carries a huge bouquet of flowers and sings:
- Oh, God, what a fly!
Beautiful clattering lady!
How I want a daughter from you
And a barrel.
I also want a new Mercedes -
You are lovely, you are a peach!
The moth falls on his knee in front of the birthday girl and hands her a bouquet. The fly is embarrassed and answers him in tune with a song to the tune of “The chrysanthemums have long since faded in the garden”:
- Ah, my knight, cowboy,
I give my heart...
You are my dream, my hero!
I'm burning with passion!!!
Exit of Dragonfly and Granny Bee
And then “a slender, elegant beauty, unapproachable and proud, about whom all men dream, but are afraid to even speak,” appears (according to the presenter’s text). In reality, the Dragonfly is performed by a mature man, who, if possible, has no signs of being slender at all. Her release is accompanied by a remake song to the melody “I’m ready to kiss the sand,” in which the pronoun “yours” is replaced with “mine.” She is sad and even wipes her tears with a handkerchief.
The Moth notices a new target for its charms, compares them both with a glance, snatches a bouquet from the enthusiastic Fly and hurries to the Dragonfly. His romance is repeated for her.
I'm not a wasteful man...
I want a car from you!
I want a cool car,
An apartment and a dacha!
The all-knowing Granny Bee takes the stage with a loose sock in one hand and binoculars in the other. The phonogram "Old Grandmothers" is playing. She, approaching the Moth and his ladies almost closely, carefully examines everyone through binoculars from top to bottom. Then he takes out his phone, takes a photo of Mukha and dials the number.
Fight between Spider and Mosquito
The spider takes the stage, loudly singing a song to the tune of "Our service is both dangerous and difficult."
The bailiff service is dangerous and difficult,
But it is immediately visible to everyone.
If someone is somewhere with us sometimes
Something won't pay
We took him by the throat with one hand,
We're already rummaging in our pockets with our other hand,
Let him scream: “Enough!”
The Spider notices the Fly, takes out the phone, compares it with the photo, nods with satisfaction and heads towards the Fly. Grandma Bee is happy, claps her hands, bows to the Spider and leaves.
-Madam, we've heard a rumor...
You have a sin on your hands!
Here's the message: "Fly,
Nicknamed Tsokotukha,
Once I was walking down the street.
And on the road,
Looking at your feet
The citizen found the money.
Without thinking for long,
Forgot about the debt -
Take down what you find and give it away.
I just decided
How wonderful it would be
Invite guests to visit you."
Well, was it like that?
- Leave me alone!
Leave me alone, I ask you from God!
- Yes, I would be happy to
But the treasure must be given to our treasury!
The spider grabs food from the table and stuffs it into its bag, which hangs on its side. There he also puts rings and bracelets taken from the hands of the Dragonfly, gifts from the guests, then pushes the Fleas off the chairs, folds them and also tries to take them with him. But then Komarik appears. Then you can play according to Chukovsky’s fairy tale.
"Sleeping Beauty" - characters
Most often, remade fairy tales have great success. For the anniversary of the young married man, in whose family there is no last place takes up the computer and the Internet, “Sleeping Beauty” is perfect. The plot may be based on Pushkin's style. The fairy tale itself, presented to a man for his anniversary, may well develop according to its own, unique pattern.
The presenter reads the text, and the artists appointed by him or volunteered among the guests perform the actions that are offered to them during the course of the plot. To make this fairy tale scene performed by the guests funny, it is recommended to distribute the roles in this order: beautiful spouse (older man), business traveler spouse (young girl), neighbor (young man), computer (older woman).
Preparatory stage before improvisation
Remade fairy tales are often played for anniversaries today. And to make everything look colorful, you should prepare the attributes in advance: a backpack, a fishing rod, and for a “business trip”; a scarf for tears measuring 60 X 60 cm, on which its purpose is written; a box with slits for the eyes, representing a monitor, the cord from the keyboard should fit into it; three-liter jar with the inscription “For salt”.
"Sleeping Beauty" - the beginning
A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it -
A lesson to the good fellow:
Leaving - leave,
But, my friend, don't forget,
Call your wife
Smileys came more often,
Virtual confessions
Electronic messages
And free gifts
In Odnoklassniki - without a brand
You can send this now,
That is, to fulfill your duty.
Anniversary fairy tale - act one
Prepared for a business trip,
And the wife is alone
I sat down to wait. And at Kompa
I've already looked through all my eyes -
He is silent! Well, what's the matter?!
And fell asleep dead asleep...
Right there - behind the Computer.
Summer has already been replaced by a blizzard -
Wife sleeping soundly:
Apparently she has a virus
It was infected here.
From the Internet he moved in
Into the woman's body and dug
Right in the heart! There's a neighbor here
I knocked on her door for salt,
He looked around and... stayed.
He despised the Internet
Because I didn’t know that soon
He will get a lot of grief
Through your ignorance.
The husband appeared... “Oh my!” -
He screamed. Right away to the neighbor
Hit me from the right - right into the eye!
He already choked on his tea,
Sneezed, swayed
And he fell on a chair,
I was amazed by the friendly meeting.
"Sleeping Beauty" - act two
The presenter continues reading the text, and the presented one is played impromptu by the guests.
The husband rushed to his wife,
He even kissed me. Attempts
Still didn't bring any benefit.
The wife is sleeping. “Well, go to sleep,”
That's what he said. "Bad luck...
How can I be here? And my husband to the dacha
I drove off to think about it.
I did something stupid again!
"Sleeping Beauty" - act three
It should be clarified that impromptu fairy tales for an anniversary should be played with maximum irony. Therefore, inanimate objects with human characteristics and habits are usually the main characters in the plot. And since the fairy tale is presented for a man’s anniversary, some frivolity and eroticism would be quite appropriate in the acting.
And the wife sleeps blissfully.
The computer is next to her. Undoubtedly
He was in sleep mode -
My husband forgot to turn it off
This complex unit
He was not happy with himself!
This incident happened here -
The computer suddenly turned on,
I looked around and... fell in love!
Only a fool wouldn't fall in love
Our computer was not a simpleton...
Our Computer knew a lot of tales,
Knew how modest bunnies could be
To seduce with impudent flattery,
And which ones - and slander.
And without wasting a minute,
Whispers to the lady: “My bunny!
You make me crazy!
It was then that the lady woke up,
I reached out sweetly,
I looked around slowly
And she said: “Good,
Nothing to say, mistress!
Someone calls me bunny
Well, why am I sitting here?
Am I looking around?
My husband will never say that -
I know his breed!
And the neighbor has no use -
He needs salt."
Suddenly I looked at the monitor -
I guessed what was going on here!
“Well, my Computer, tell me,
Put everything on the shelves!
Where is my husband, answer me, he was hanging around,
Where were you hiding from your wife?”
The Computer gave her the answer:
"Where he was, where he is not
Now, and now at the dacha!”
“Yes, my friend, that’s bad luck.
He is far away, but you are nearby -
Let me sit closer!”
"Sleeping Beauty" - act four, final
When acting out impromptu fairy tales and jokes for an anniversary, the actors must have an excellent sense of humor, because they need to be able to cheer up the whole company with the help of facial expressions and gestures. Therefore, at this point the presenter should take a short break, allowing the artists to show a picture of the Computer and the Spouse flirting. The absurdity of the situation itself is quite ironic, and if the actors have a good sense of humor, this scene can turn out to be super funny.
My wife's soul began to sing.
But... the door creaked quietly,
And then the husband came in! Let everyone
Remembers what suddenly one day
Anything can happen -
And the wife can fall in love.
Your enemy is not always your neighbor,
And sometimes - the Internet!
We wish the hero of the day:
Live together with your wife as a couple,
Stay healthy for many years
Don't let the Internet interfere
Their friendship, love, communication...
Oh, sorry, message
They sent it to me “for soap”!
Goodbye!(Here the presenter addresses the artists) Did you gallop?
Unusual congratulations, skits, fairy tales - impromptu, which are arranged on a woman's anniversary have their own characteristics.
It is desirable that in the stories played out the emotional emphasis is placed on the hero of the occasion. Of course, any will bring pleasure to the hero of the day, but if they also give her the opportunity to feel like the center of attention, especially male attention, it will be more impressive.
This author's collection contains just such fairy tales and impromptu theater for a woman’s anniversary, thanks to which the birthday girl will feel like the queen of the ball, and the guests will be happy to pamper her with attention and have fun themselves.
1. Impromptu fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary “The best gift”.
An impromptu fairy tale made according to the plot by everyone known history about Winnie the Pooh and his friends. Four “actors” are invited to participate; each receives a role and words that must be spoken whenever the name of their character is heard in the text - preferably with a boastful intonation, as if presenting themselves from their advantageous side. Much depends on the expressiveness of the text itself and the artistry of the participants, especially on how they play out their roles inanimate objects: Pot and Ball. At the end of the fairy tale there is a general dance (you need to agree on music with the DJ in advance).
Characters and lines:
Ball:"Best gift"
Winnie the Pooh:“I write well”
Piglet:"Free until Friday"
Pot of honey:"Sweet Handsome"
Preface(read by presenter)
They say that you should give friends what is dear and what you like. That’s why Winnie the Pooh and Piglet didn’t doubt for a minute what to give the birthday girl when they were called to the anniversary (Name).
Winnie the Pooh decided to give a Pot of Honey, the most beautiful Pot in the world, inside of which there was so much sweet, sweet honey. And Piglet is your favorite balloon- delicate, light and beautiful. So, actors out!
Fairy tale text:
Winnie the Pooh carefully took the precious Pot in his hands and carried it as a gift to the hero of the day.
And Piglet looked at his Ball, touched it, it seemed to him that it was not big and elastic enough for a gift, and decided to inflate it a little more. At this time, Vinnie also remembered that you need to give only the best and, .... solely in order to make sure that he is doing exactly that: giving the best honey in the best Pot, Vinnie stopped, put the Pot, looked at it, stroked its smooth sides on all sides and did not find a single flaw. Then Vinny... just to make sure, first smelled the honey inside the Pot, the smell was simply divine, then he licked it a little and began to listen to his feelings. Let's leave Vinny to enjoy and return to Piglet.
What about Piglet? Piglet once again appreciated his gift, examined it, touched it - now Ball was beautiful and elastic, just what he needed! Piglet tied a ribbon around Ball and began running around the hall with him, joyful and cheerful.
At this time, Vinny....finally became convinced that the honey was really good and had already taken the Pot in his hands, but.....somehow he doubted it, what if it just seemed like it?! Vinny quickly looked at the Pot, stroked it and licked the contents again, then again, but how could it be otherwise, what if it’s only tasty from the top?!
Piglet,... having run around and admired his Ball a lot, decided that it was time to say goodbye to him and take him to the hero of the day. He sadly hugged his Balloon, so tightly that he could not stand it and began to deflate right in his hands, and now the deflated Balloon literally hung on Piglet. In despair, Piglet began to look around and then... he saw his friend Winnie the Pooh, who also looked very puzzled: he looked confusedly into his Pot, realizing that he had gotten carried away and had eaten all the honey and had nothing to give him.
Then Piglet came up with his deflated Balloon to Winnie the Pooh with an empty Pot and offered to give the birthday girl a simple joy which no amount of money can buy. They approached the DJ and ordered incendiary music, then, together with Ball and the cheerful Potty, who came to life from the sounds of music, they formed a “lambada train” and they began to gather all the guests to dance for the sake of the hero of the day in a common cheerful dance.
“Lambada” or another dance tune sounds - everyone dances.
2. Fairy tale - impromptu "Festive Cake" from
The fairy tale is played out according to the principle of the game “Six Chairs”. 6 participants are called, each one draws a card with the character’s name and a line, and everyone sits on chairs. Then the presenter reads the text of the fairy tale, everyone, as soon as he hears the mention of his character, jumps up and, shouting his words loudly, runs around the chairs. When the word “holiday” appears in the text, all the players join the participant with such a card - everyone runs and shouts: “Hurray!”
Characters and lines
Girl: “Oh, how fun!”
Guests: “Congratulations!”
Gifts: “Everyone loves me!”
Cake: “You'll lick your fingers”
Candles: “We’re burning, we’re burning!”
Holiday: "Hurray!"
Text
“Once upon a time there lived a very beautiful and very kind Girl. More than anything else, the Girl loved Guests, Holidays, Gifts and Cake with Candles. And therefore, each of her birthdays turned into a real Holiday, Guests came to the Girl, brought Gifts and began to have fun. And at the very height of the Holiday, a Cake was always solemnly brought out, on which every year there was one more Candle. The girl made a wish and blew with all her might on the lit Candles. The Girl blew on the Candles so hard that everything around: the Girl, the Guests, the Gifts - became white from the powdered sugar from the Cake. Having blown out the Candles on the Cake, the Girl and all the Guests began to laugh, looking at each other, in general, it turned out to be a cheerful Holiday.
It must be said that the Girl’s wish always came true, because she wished for one thing: that the Holiday in her life would never end, that every year Guests would come to her birthday, bring Gifts, and she would blow out the Candles on the Cake again and all the Guests would laugh again. So that everyone has a good time, as only happens at a real Holiday!!!”
3. Impromptu theater for the hero of the day “Stop a moment.”
For this unusual impromptu congratulation from men, we invite 5-7 men who truly love, appreciate and admire the hero of the occasion and the hero of the day herself. We explain the conditions of the game: the presenter reads out the text, the men play out everything they hear, the hero of the day sits beautifully on a chair.
The presenter, in addition to the text, gives his (presumably witty) comments during the story, as if guiding the process (an approximate version of the comments is attached).
Required details: a chair and a roll of wallpaper or other paper (at least 50 cm wide), painted to look like a stream.
Characters: Sun, Sand, Travelers (3-5 people), Anniversary Girl (roles distributed among participants).
Text
Let's fantasize a little and imagine that our Travelers accidentally found themselves completely alone in a hot desert, without food, without water and without an accompanying person, imagine? Then, let's continue our story.
So, the desert, the lost Travelers hopelessly look around, but wherever they look: to the south, to the north, to the west or to the east - everywhere they see only one Sand and the burning Sun (Show us how you look around, Sand and Sun you are everywhere, wherever they look, be everywhere..).
Travelers understand that they need to find a way and move forward, the sun is mercilessly scorching (Sun, shine! Even more mercilessly, please!),
The sand burns the feet of travelers (Sand, burn the feet of travelers).
But the men, wiping off their sweat, go (Wipe away the sweat, not all of it has been wiped away, I can see drops on my nose..).
They walked and walked, the sun burned their heads, and they tried in every possible way to hide and protect themselves from it (The sun burns your heads, and you protect the Travelers, your heads will be useful to you).
The sand burned their feet and they skipped (Sand is your way out, take care of the Travelers’ feet, and you jump up, it’s hot).
From thirst and fatigue, the men fell, but rose again and moved on. (….) . And so, when the Travelers began to lose all hope of salvation, they were tired of brushing aside the Sun and jumping from the touch of the hot Sand (…).
They saw something beautiful in the distance (the presenter points to the hero of the day, the assistant at this time should spread a drawn stream at the feet of the hero of the day)… it was a life-giving stream.
The travelers, with their last strength, rushed to the stream, knelt down and began to greedily drink water from it. (Drink, bend lower, because you want to plunge your whole body into the stream..).
Freeze! (Freeze everyone) Or, as the poet would say: “Stop a moment, you are beautiful”
Our charming birthday girl, look how many men are kneeling in front of you and treating you like a life-giving source. We are sure that such moments in your life will be repeated more than once, because it is the life-giving power and support of a woman that inspires men to great deeds and deeds. And behind every great man is great woman, like ours... (Name)
To the participants - our applause and the honorable right to kiss the hand of the charming... (name of the hero of the day) and let's raise a glass to the greatness of the hero of the day.
This one, its plot is also based on the fact that the hero of the day sits in the center, and fans “bust” around her. The task of the six male participants is to dramatize the story they heard and “atone” the hero of the day with their attention.
Characters:
Red Yagodka - birthday girl,
Two Mosquitoes,
Gooseberry.
Text
So, I lived in a strawberry meadow,
But maybe on strawberry,
In general, in a beautiful clearing,
Right on the tubercle, not in the dimple,
Krasna Yagodka grew for many years,
And the beauty... the likes of which the world has never seen!
We don't know what year she was born,
But our Berry was in its very juice!!!
And traditionally on your birthday,
She accepted congratulations from everyone:
All her fans always gather
Berries are trying to capture the heart.
Her neighbor, Oak, tickles her playfully with its branches,
Bumblebee - pollinates, marries, or what?
The breeze blows over her and gently caresses her,
And the Mosquitoes, out of envy, bite them all.
Krasnaya Yagodka doesn’t stand out to anyone,
Only royally accepts courtship!
But suddenly, Gooseberry appeared in the clearing,
A well-known treacherous lover in the area.
He pushed everyone away with his thorns:
He appeared before Yagodka in all his glory:
So elastic, it shines like amber from the inside,
And he plays flirtatiously with green eyes.
Yagodka's cheeks turned red from embarrassment...
But then former fans became bolder:
The oak waved its branches at the opponent,
The bumblebee flew in circles and buzzed,
The wind blows your cheeks with all its might,
And mosquitoes bite him on both sides!
Gooseberry weakly fought off everyone,
And under passionate pressure he gave in.
He was only ready to let me win,
And not these real cool guys!
Berry watched the battle playfully
And I felt like a prom queen!
And her retinue drove out the handsome stranger,
And the ritual in the clearing began all over again:
The oak tickles playfully with its branches,
Bumblebee - pollinates, definitely wants something!?
The breeze blows and gently caresses,
And Mosquitoes bite everyone out of envy.
Berry was amused and waved her hand:
This is a sign of approval for a kiss!
Fans are allowed to kiss her,
And hold Berry’s hand in yours! (men kiss the hand of the hero of the day)
And now it's time to crown her! (bring in the crown)
And everyone can congratulate!!!
The fairy tale ends with the coronation of the birthday girl, which can be continued with a themed anniversary ceremony, for example, “The Queen's Retinue,” which can be watched.
5. Impromptu theater "English scene"
Everyone is welcome to participate. The presenter distributes roles (animate and inanimate) and reads the text, the actors portray.
Characters:
Lame, fat king Sigismund III,
Duke Goldsmith (queen's lover)
The stick (which always creaks)
Poodle Williams,
A curtain,
Spectators are divided into:
- the stalls, where the audience sits importantly, looking at the actors through lorgnettes;
- an amphitheater where the audience sheds tears, wiping their eyes with handkerchiefs;
- mezzanine, where the audience fans themselves;
- the upper tiers of the balcony, where the audience giggles, where the young secretly pinch the young ladies, etc.
Text:
Leading: So the show begins. Actors on stage!
Picture 1.
The curtain opens. The Queen of England is on stage. She rushes around the palace in search of the ring. The ring given to her by her lover Duke Goldsmith has disappeared. The fat and ugly King Sigismund III enters, leaning on a Stick. The stick creaks under the weight of his body. The King tries to hug the Queen. The queen runs away in horror. The king's favorite dog, Poodle Williams, runs in. He barks loudly three times. The King threatens him with the Stick, Williams grabs the Stick and runs away. The king, shouting: “Sorry, Williams” and “Give me the stick,” runs away after him. The curtain closes.
Picture 2.
The curtain went up. The Queen tears out her hair. The Duke enters. He falls to his knees and begins to collect the queen's hair. The queen is crying. The fat King comes running to the noise, leaning on a Stick. He looks in bewilderment. The stick creaks. Williams barks backstage. The curtain went up.
Picture 3.
The curtain went up. Poodle Williams finds the ring and takes it to the king. The king reads the inscription: "Love me as I love you. Duke." And he begins to sob, the stick creaks. Williams barks. The moon is rising. The King and Williams howl at the moon. The curtain went up.
Picture 4.
The curtain went up. The bald Queen comes running to the howl of the King and Williams; she has pulled out all her hair. The poodle licks her bald head. The Duke runs in. Sees the bald Queen, falls and dies. The King gives the ring to the Queen. The stick creaks, Williams barks. The Queen takes the ring, puts it on the Duke's finger, mourns him, but returns to the King. The King forgives the Queen. Williams walks up to Duke's body and starts nipping at his heels. The Duke's body rises. The Queen's hair is growing back. The King throws away the Stick and stops limping. The poodle jumps for joy and jumps into the Queen's arms. Happy end. The curtain has fallen!
6. Impromptu fairy tale for the young hero of the day “Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs”
To participate in this fun, the host invites the hero of the day and seven male guests. Preferably gnome and Snow White costumes (or caps for gnomes and a large bow on the headband for the birthday girl). Participants act out the text of the fairy tale and dance (prepare musical accompaniment in advance)
Text
Behind seven forests behind seven mountains lived 7 dwarfs
(they come out dancing to Letka-Enka)
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday (the dwarves bow)
The gnomes were real heroes, handsome men and hard workers.
Of course, everyone had their weaknesses.....
Monday - loved to sleep;
Tuesday - I loved to eat even more;
Wednesday - he was constantly lifting up his shirt, pants, front and back;
Thursday - constantly picked his nose and tried to pick someone else's;
Friday - he sneezed endlessly, he sneezed left and right, on everything and everyone;
Saturday - always sticking his nose where it doesn't belong;
And Sunday - hovered in the clouds and caught flies;
But most of the time they worked, mining gold and precious stones.
They did all this for the sake of one... only woman - the beautiful Snow White!
(comes out to the music of “royal fanfare”)
They all loved her very much, looked after her and vying with each other to compliment her.
She responded to them with care and affection... and the dwarves did not miss the opportunity to pamper Snow White.
Monday - he sat her lovingly on his lap;
Tuesday - massaged her shoulders;
Wednesday - gently stroked her head and admired her wonderful hair;
Thursday - kissed her white hands;
Friday - massaged her tired legs;
Saturday - sang romances to her;
And Sunday - swatting away flies
(The presenter speaks mysteriously)
But they had one more thing favorite hobby which they all did together...
and then Snow White was the happiest woman in the whole wide world.....
BECAUSE....... (pause) LOVED IT VERY MUCH ................(pause) DANCE!!! (loud) ROCK'N'ROLL!!!
Snow White and the dwarves dance and invite the public.
